. After just two years of President Trump and America’s rejection of Global Warming, the ozone layer was depleted and now the sun is burning through. Asked to comment Trump spokesman White Guy with a Beer said, “What do I give a crap about the ozone, I go to the autozone for jumper cables anyway. And sure it’s hot out, but the beer is still cold and the chicks are wearing less clothes so’s we can actually get a peek at what kind of a wussy it is before grabbing it.