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50 Shades of the GOP

50 shades of the GOP

Well to be fair there is a Brother peeking in from the left side of the frame there. That is Ben Carson, who says the Affordable Care Act is the worst thing that has happened to America since slavery. You know, 10 million working Americans (not lazy leeches on Medicaid) now having insurance they mostly pay for themselves rather than all of us paying emergency room taxes. While giving them insurance even if they have preexisting conditions and covering their kids until they are 26. In Ben Carson’s world all that is worse than 100 years of Jim Crow, Pearl Harbor, Selma, the assassinations of JFK, RFK and MLK, the Vietnam War, 911, the Iraq War and Citizens United to name just a few. As such he is doing well with the Republican Base. Hey, it just came to me that the driving force of the Republican Base is the same force that drives ISIS and the millions of Muslims who support them. Well sans the terrorism anyway. God is Great and women need to do what they are told.

We also have peeking in from the Right Bobby Jindal who is of Indian descent and not like the rest of us. So whether he loves America and Americans is up for grabs. Though he brags about performing exorcisms on Catholics, who knows if he is really a Christian or not. After all, I never discussed it with him.

There seems to be a woman in the back row there too. Not sure who she is but you can bet she is white, blond and wearing a red dress. My guess is it’s Marsha Blackburn.