From anti-freeze garnished salad to milk shakes made with the anual juice of beavers (really), the following eight fast food facts may change your plans for lunch – forever. Drop a few fun facts while your dedicated colleagues are wolfing down a fast-food lunch at their desks, and watch your popularity skyrocket!
If you’re like me, when you see a list of ingredients with the word ‘natural flavorings’ I just assume it’s okay. Secretions from the anual glands of beavers are ‘natural’ in fact, and if those evil beaver molesters have desecrated ice-cream, they will do anything! Have you noticed that odd, almost homogeneous texture of chicken and fish at some outlets? Don’t try that ‘recipe’ at home. On the bright side – all the maggots and fly eggs allowed to go into other menu items are hefty in quantity but free of charge! There are horrors that will hit home with everyone, never again will you have a truly happy meal in one of these places.
And for dessert, nothing is more American than apple pie, the crusty outside fried in a mixture containing sweepings from Chinese hair salons – to name just one of the tasty ingredients. It does say ‘animal products’ in the ingredients. It’s sure not like the pie your granny made. Just plop some of that beaver enhanced ice-cream on top, and (urp).