Conan, Kimmel & Letterman: Santorum win pales next to Romney Rubbers

In Late Night in review, we see just about all we really wish to know about CPAC. That said, I hereby swear that the Late Nite guys made up no material about the political circus this week. Observant Conan may have pegged Santorum’s power gesture, for those with poor hearing it could appear that he is helpfully giving directions.

In bizarro coffee and intolerance news, Starbucks was on the hot-seat for advocating same-sex marriage. A pastor vowed to boycott them, thus forcing Washington State to reevaluate same sex marriage. It worked! Everyone saw what a flake Pastor Bossy Boots was, and the law passed, Washington now joins the ranks of states which recognize same sex marriage – well done!