Jon Stewart pledges no more ass juice jokes about Rick Santorum! Well other than winning all the BROWN counties in Iowa. From now on Jon will "Only ridicule Rick Santorum on his absolutely absurd and vile political and social viewpoints."
This morning’s Morning Joe on MSNBC was a Santorum love fest! He cannot only win the Republican nomination, but win the general election! Not so much because he is an intolerant religious bigot, or plans to bomb Iran at the git-go, or that he will remove all social programs for Negroes, or that he wants a big government to force women to have children from the result of rape and incest while being dead set against all forms of birth control, but… He will become our next President because his grandfather was a coal miner with big hands! WRITE THAT DOWN! I especially enjoyed how the whole Morning Joe panel had to suck up to Scarborough on this one. You know Joe, the moderate Republican from the Florida Panhandle. Where they have no shoes, no dentists and wear coonskin hats!