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Al Gore has Gone To Hell, says Gov. Rick Perry, R-Texas, Chuck Norris…no Jesus if Mary had choice

This pair makes for a lovely Christmas card of a video, in the Christian spirit! "Religious" Rick Perry turns on former ally Al Gore, and as an indication of the lunacy and downright lies surrounding health reform, Chuck Norris charms us with what he believes would have happened two thousand years ago if "Obamacare" were available to Mary…and it included funded abortions, which it never has. It dawns on me that he has stunningly little faith in the God who wrought the miracle,
if the entire house of cards would tumble with a Planned Parenthood Center in the neighborhood.

Never mind the facts, Chuck. It’s not as it there’s not enough outright misdirection without your op-ed adding to it. I later learned the greater irony is that you’ve been quoted by politicians. Inevitably, your story ended up on Cluster Fox and Friends. In other words, those too lazy to read, believe your
version of "Herod-Care," as devoid of facts as it is. I wish Bruce Lee were alive to open up a can of whoop ass on ya.

Perry, who campaigned with Al Gore in 1988 as a boon companion and wonderful ally, is doing his best to distance himself from any taint of that hedonistic Democrat Al Gore, and his wacky climate change ideas. The allure and truth of
the Tea baggers obviously pulled Perry like a magnet. Naturally, he can’t say so much as a kind word for former friend Al Gore, nor can he say why he’s really shunning him, choosing to use the smart-ass "I got religion" comment, and
placing Al in the pit of hell…as if Al and Tipper’s wild ways would rub off on the Texas Tea bagger. Even I have to stop and attempt picturing "wild" with Al and Tipper. Hey Gov. Rick, any plans for secession yet? Even a stopped clock is right twice a day, I say pick that one good idea and see it through!
(Apologies to our Good Texas friends).