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Alabama Sex Scandal, Now An Epic Clusterfeck – John Oliver

Alabama Sex Scandal is Epic Clusterfeck  - John Oliver

John Oliver  updates us on the sprawling  Alabama  sex scandal involving  ‘Groping  Governor’  Robert Bentley, and  he apologizes to the real victim, Bentley’s Executive Assistant Wanda, by sending  a ‘Berry Sorry’ edible arrangement – to her desk, wherever it may be .  As John reasons, Wanda did not ask to get dragged into this sh*t, although her public service has caused her to be one thin door away from the desperate pawing of the Governor and his favorite staffer. Adding insult to injury, Wanda’s traveling desk has become part of the evidence for impeachment. The details of the Gubernatorial dalliance may be old news now, but hold onto whatever you’ve got – the scandal has grown!

There are calls to impeach Bentley., but Alabama can’t do it yet because – well,  it’s complicated…And entertaining, you’ll want to see the video!

John recaps the situation:
” The Speaker of the House –  Mike Hubbard, who is presently waiting 23 felony charges, must present the  articles of impeachment to the Governor –  who is charged in a sex scandal, and whole thing will be presided over by the Chief Justice, Roy Moore, who was once removed from office, for ethics violations.”

Speaking of the impeachment snafu, John summarizes: “This is either a grave insult to the State of Alabama, or the most Alabama thing this state has ever done.”