These cocktails are talking, and because they’re full of alcohol, they’re not shy about revealing your true nature! It’s the weekend, and if you’re savvy you know that old intro ‘What’s your sign?’ is not only dated and annoying, but the answer wouldn’t tell you you anything important anyway.
The best advice is talk to the cocktail. You’ll soon know it’s not wise to mess with a Boiler Maker – ever, and to stay far away from the possibly psychotic Jagermeister. Ms Cosmo and Mr. Scotch might be superficially attracted, but do not let them mix and mingle or you’ll all regret it in the morning.