I don’t know who I feel more sorry for, the other passengers on a flight with this constantly moving brood, or the older kids who have to herd them with the skill of an Australian sheep dog. The Fertile One may be immune, but others in the plane are very aware of the special squeal a two-year-old can make – multiply it by eight, and hope your flight serves drinks, continuously.
RJ: I don’t see why she doesn’t run as a GOP candidate for President where amount of children is very important to pig farmers. She has more kids that Rick Santorum who has only seven. Bachmann has only five! Wait… That’s could be 28 I suppose. I notice her smiling face, which is probably because she has been recently reduced to not the 2nd most reviled woman in America.