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Republicans of course do not understand this video. Humor and satire are not their long suit. In fact I was just talking to an old pal back in Wisconsin who is one of those over the top cheese head Green Bay Packer fans, and so conservative his penis has folded back up into his body.

When the most popular words in the state are RECALL WALKER, and all his beloved Green Bay Packers are in a UNION, how does he copes with it?  "Don’t think about it."

That got me thinking about how sad it must be for all Republicans to have so few celebrities to look up to. Well other than Ronald Reagan, Chuck Norris, Alice Cooper, Jackie Mason, Glenn Beck and Ted Bundy anyway.

Must be hard on them, especially when it comes to women. No Beonce, no J Lo, no Marylin Monroe, no Angelia Jolie… Just choking that Bishop to Ann Coulter, Michele Bachmann and Phyllis Schlafly. Oops. Sorry for missing Sister Sarah. Big gun, big hair, big mouth and a big space tween the ears is what Republican men lust after.