In Washington DC last week Texas Governor Rick Perry declared that the more than obvious man-made BP oil spill was an ACT OF GOD.
This week the Texas Governor took to his defense by angrily telling reporters to go look up what "An Act of God" means.
They did to find that in Barron’s Dictionary of Insurance Terms calls and Act of God, "…a natural occurrence beyond human control or influence. Such acts of nature include hurricane, earthquakes and floods."
Sure many outside Texas may wonder at the sanity of the man, but rather yall should be happy he didn’t shoot any reporters, some of whom not only asked him questions he didn’t like, but also stared at him! Governor Perry shoots Coyote staring at him.
There are not a few adulterous governors and at least one half term airhead governor, but Texas wins the day in the Governor Clown category. Governor Perry again turned down a few more billion federal dollars just the other day. Sure many outside Texas may wonder at the cerebral capacity of the man, but just be happy he hasn’t fired on any Federal Forts or seceded from the Union. Yet…
Please keep in mind that our Teatarded Governor recently CREAMED Senator Kay Bailey Hutchinson by over 20 points in the Republican primary and is even more well liked than George W. Bush who was the smartest man in Texas. Word is down here in Dumbutt that he can win the Republican Presidential primary in 2012. Which is probably true. He is stupid and shoots a lot of stuff! And if you are a Republican that about covers things… Though it is possible he may end up as #2 on the Palin Ticket. They like each other… A LOT!