I have often found it hard to explain to the civilized world what living down here in Dumbutt, Texas is like. After years of searching for the short answer, I finally found the one that drives the nail all the way through the board. What you see is not everyone in Texas but the majority who the rest of us down here have to patronize or else have no one to talk to.
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Crystal Cathedral.
There are pig races going on down there,
but they ain't four footed!
yeah right, they will have a noise ordinance on them before they lay the first brick. If the sneeze too loud they will go to jail.
But I am sure this example of disgusting Texas bigotry will work. They muslims are scared to go there now...
annual rattlesnake round-ups!
Meet me over in "Debate" and share that
special Texas Bar-B-Que sauce with some of us deprived Yankees, surely it must cover a multitude of sins...er, I mean be good
for jest 'bout every durned thing!
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