Manufacturer Warning Labels for Politicians and Pundits

MCCAIN: Always ask your prescriber whether the long-term risks are outweighed by any benefits. (In completely blind studies, long term effects of this plan have not been evaluated or considered)

OBAMA: Side effects typically include light-headedness, temporary dizziness and mild euphoria. (In the top 2 for this category of relief. Get all the facts before starting any longterm regimen)

HUCKABEE: A homeopathic remedy to feel better, only treats symptoms like an herbal tonic. (The placebo effect is reportedly strong in 15% of those persons who fully adopt the routine)

CLINTON: 17 year waiting period has recently ended, so the generic version is on the way. (Much studied, although not always well-tolerated by those who have never had the full dose)

ROMNEY: Experimental new treatment recently approved and available mostly for the wealthy. (Always read labels to know what you're getting. Contraindicated in women who may become pregnant)

LIMBAUGH: Take as directed. Daily. Repeat. Again and again. Always follow directions as dispensed. (Apparently habit forming, through unknown mechanisms, although the dependence is totally mental)