Like a tree in the forest, when Newt dove into the presidential pool and nobody heard it, did his fat ass still make a big splash?
To better understand this serious man, it is important to not take Gingrich as seriously as Fox News does. Forget all the words and consider what would be obvious if he went to a picnic with some of his friends:
More white meat served than a Memorial Day cookout at the Gingrich residence. Though smelling like bad cheese, does Newt actually taste just like chicken? When admitting having smoked pot, does he point out "But I didn't get the munchies" ... and will he finally tell whether he used the 'Limbaugh Diet method' to shed those extra 40 pounds?
After a couple of beers would Newt Gingrich offer another of his pet theories on having English-only in his home state, "because anything else would just encourage 5th generation Georgian couples to conceive Spanish speaking babies."
Finally when you ran out of conversation and things turned to politics, you could make small talk on how there are two kinds of people -- Republicans and Democrats. Then sit back while he pontificated on how there are at least a dozen types in the US:
Conservatives, Republicans, social conservatives, Reagan Republicans, traditional conservatives, the religious Right, fiscal conservatives, Young Republicans, neo-conservatives, the GOP leadership, Beltway Republicans, small government conservatives, Evangelicals, Log Cabin Republicans, economic conservatives, and red state Republicans.
Oh yeah, and LIBERALS. Only 6% according to this list and Newt's way of thinking. But how exactly can presidential hopeful and all-around, guy-next-door Gingrich talk about "right of center" while denying a Center even exists? Newt Gingrich is the joke.
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pearl choker is now revealed for what she is.
We also now know that her "trademark"
choker of pearls were not a fashion accessory designed to cover her wattles,
24/7.
There is an electronic device, much
as is used for barking dogs, lest she
get near a microphone again, and reveal
herself for what she truly is.
Never forget Babs' remarks on the homeless from Katrina. "They've got it pretty GOOD here." One would have to have actually seen the superior sneer and the "it's just us" attitude she displayed. "Displayed" - it never was again, after the first live viewing of it was resigned to the cutting room floor.
After the years of hearing about how
Bill Clinton "didn't inhale", and his
affair with the love-struck Monica,
the hypocrisy is knee-deep, and I cannot
help but wonder how long the voters will
wade in it, if they didn't laugh him off of the stage during his most recent annoncement.
With Newt leading the charge, they were able to work the public into a moral outrage over Clintons' behavior, while maintaining their stance as the moral,
upright, and family centered party,
yet still have time to woo his next wife! What kind of "vitamins" is he
taking? Surely, we could all use a boost of that kind of energy!
No sane person CARES about these things.
However, if Newt and Starr were determined to push matters to impeachment over the morality issue. It shows what contempt he, and the rest of the in-crowd truly show for us when he can later laugh about his MJ smoking and the munchies, and expect us all to forget his rants about"character", when the news is out that he was already involved in the affair which would continue he serial marrying and cheating proclivities.
This too, seems to be an amusing little
quirk, if you see him speak of it, but
grounds for extreme moral depravity if some small level of being human is displayed by someone else.
There's nothing amusing or quirky about
that porcine blowhard, just as there is
nothing sweet or grandmotherly about
Babs Bush. She can't be much of a mother either, judging by the fruit
she bore.
They seem to have one hell of a PR
department, and the ability to sit and
spin until the public is dizzy enough
to see them for what they claim to be,
rather than what they are.
Ugly.
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