Little Texans often learn to read by sounding out the funny bumper sticker on the SUV ahead of them, while sitting on his momma's lap in the front seat:
Real COWBOYS from TEXAS drink BUD (your standard advertisement) A noun can be a person, place, or thing.
COLD beer FAST women HOT cars (express your magnetic personality) An adjective describes nouns.
WE know HE was HIM (demonstrate your Christian beliefs to everyone) A pronoun is used in place of nouns.
SHOOT dogs BARKING or POOPING (assert Second Amendment rights) A verb involves actionable events.
ROUTINELY shoot LOUDLY barking HAPPILY (promote local poltics) An adverb describes verbs.
KNOW Jesus NO piece (tell the world of a commitment to abstinence) A participle is not a preposition.
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Deporting every white male in Pasadena, Texas would do this nation more good than deporting all the Mexicans.
Xsmith is a keyword expert, thats the gist of it I suppose.
Do you include yourself in that prescription? Ooops, you the goyem - oh, nebbermind.
They had one saving grace, across from the bus stop they had this shanty with one of those old drop down soda coolers where you slide you soda out down rails. They hooked it up to some freezing mist thing and filled it with Coronas. 1/4 inch of ice embedding the entire bottle except the very top. Cold and slippery! And those ingenious bottles that each had an indentation on the bottom to remove and HOLD the cap for the next one! And the next one, and the next one... :)
I also learned why all the kids hung around the table and fought over the cheap lighters left behind rather than more expensive Bics... The cheap ones were see through so you knew how full they were!
Kinda like the swinging fly thing on the back of their hats. Whats that for? Too simple an answer for gringos to figure out on their own. So they know the front from the back when they put it on.
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