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POS - Parts of speech for bumper stickers


Little Texans often learn to read by sounding out the funny bumper sticker on the SUV ahead of them, while sitting on his momma's lap in the front seat:

Real COWBOYS from TEXAS drink BUD (your standard advertisement) A noun can be a person, place, or thing.

COLD beer FAST women HOT cars (express your magnetic personality) An adjective describes nouns.

WE know HE was HIM (demonstrate your Christian beliefs to everyone) A pronoun is used in place of nouns.

SHOOT dogs BARKING or POOPING (assert Second Amendment rights) A verb involves actionable events.

ROUTINELY shoot LOUDLY barking HAPPILY (promote local poltics) An adverb describes verbs.

KNOW Jesus NO piece (tell the world of a commitment to abstinence) A participle is not a preposition.

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There must either be a new design-your-own-bumper-sticker website, or someone just got the new 2008 version of the Turing Test random phrase generator.
#1 lou byrd on 2008-02-13 13:42
I want one that says "YES WE CAN Deport You All."
#2 Jim Sachsen on 2008-02-13 17:07
Why would you want to do that? The better jobs are already overseas, and more are leaving every day.
#2.1 Newscat on 2008-02-13 18:50
Its all over my head! But its got keywords! :)

Deporting every white male in Pasadena, Texas would do this nation more good than deporting all the Mexicans.
#3 Rack Jite on 2008-02-13 19:46
Like, I mean, are barking and pooping like particples or something? Like, is this grammar, TEXAS-EDITION?
#4 schoolml on 2008-02-13 23:56
I never did understand all that gramma crap. If it makes sense do it! Which caused me hundreds of A over/ Ds. :)
Xsmith is a keyword expert, thats the gist of it I suppose.
#4.1 Rack Jite on 2008-02-14 14:04
>Deporting every white male in Pasadena,

Do you include yourself in that prescription? Ooops, you the goyem - oh, nebbermind.
#5 Jim Sachsen on 2008-02-14 13:29
I only NEIGHBOR with Pasadena. Close enough to know its is about the worst place in America though... Been to the worst place in Mexico! Escarsaga! Had a bear in a tutu take a piece out of my nose there one night... And that was the nice part of the place.

They had one saving grace, across from the bus stop they had this shanty with one of those old drop down soda coolers where you slide you soda out down rails. They hooked it up to some freezing mist thing and filled it with Coronas. 1/4 inch of ice embedding the entire bottle except the very top. Cold and slippery! And those ingenious bottles that each had an indentation on the bottom to remove and HOLD the cap for the next one! And the next one, and the next one... :)

I also learned why all the kids hung around the table and fought over the cheap lighters left behind rather than more expensive Bics... The cheap ones were see through so you knew how full they were!

Kinda like the swinging fly thing on the back of their hats. Whats that for? Too simple an answer for gringos to figure out on their own. So they know the front from the back when they put it on.
#5.1 Rack Jite on 2008-02-14 14:16
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