The red state of Kansas weighs in with today’s Sleazy News Hall of Shame Award.
I cannot say the Tracy family was without warning, but the mother still got the surprise of her life when she turned on the garage light. There in living color was her Rottweiler Yogi and an acquaintance in flagrant delecti., The acquaintance, twenty year old Joshua Coman – is not a dog. In fact, he had lived with the family for a time and his passion for the pooch was not entirely a surprise to the family. At first, reports seemed to imply that this was news to the family. More recent updates state that the family found out what Coman was doing with Yody, said to be a gentle sweet dog, a month ago! They told him if he came on their property again they’d call the police.
“Supposedly according to him it’s happened numerous times on several occasions.” said teen age son Justen Tracy.
Coman had even warned the negligent family ahead of time by phoning Wednesday evening to say he was coming over to kidnap (or elope with) their dog. Obviously they didn’t keep an eye out for her safety or virtue – for some time. Coman had even lived with the Tracy family a short time and always showed great affection for Yogi.
More surprises were in store when the police arrived. It seems Coman was already on probation for similar charges involving a Rottweiler in Reno County, he pleaded no contest, but only received six months probation.
More shocking was a website Coman maintained posting pictures of himself with animals. Tracy says there’s a video on the site of his beloved Yogi in their living room, which was taped while they weren’t home. Personally, I believe Dateline should consider this demographic along with their hit “To Catch A Predator” series. There would be mayhem in barns, paddocks, and puppy pens everywhere.
“I always kinda of knew he was sick,” said Tracy proving to be an excellent judge of character, if belatedly for Yogi. Let this be a warning if someone stops by only to see your pet!
Police say Coman will likely face sodomy charges, a stature that includes sex with animals, a misdemeanor.
Puppy Love, Sexy Rottweilers Plague Kansas Man with VideoLet us please put this in perspective:
Who would you rather have as a dog sitter?
The Kinsey Report back in 1948 sited that 50% of rural males said they had sex with animals [Which gives me pause as to how many more did, but were too embarassed to say so]. This is in our most Christian Conservative Republican oceans of red. What's with that?
I have a theory!
Doing ole Betsy in the barn is not adultery, does not invoke the horror of Onan, there is no fear of STD or unwanted pregnancy and most importantly, no having to shell out for dinner and a movie. Well, perhaps a carrot and a little hay...
Meanwhile, city boys debated the moral and ethical implications of genetically cloned sheep like Dolly.
http://rackjite.com/web/clone_cloning.htm
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