Rotten wife of Chinese man burns 400 phones and they no longer Wang

This much we know from our exclusive translation of the Xinhua News Agency, reporting from Wei Fang in Shan Dong:

A woman known only as "Wang" according to the local Qilu Evening News, got revenge by burning all the cell phone stock belonging to the estranged couple who had successfully worked together up until this week when the husband got her really mad. The inventory was valued at 300,000 Chinese yuan (translates to forty thousand U.S. dollars) for the nearly 400 Chinese mobile phones (translates to thirty dozen Wal-Mart cellphones and ten lost American jobs)

According to trusted source Google, there are 68,400,000 Wangs out there (translates to a major butt load). It took almost four bloggers at Kick! (translates to entire Texas office staff) nearly most of the morning to search for this extra news at great length about worldwide Wangs.

To find out new updates on the wife's full identity and jail sentence for arson, we have stolen material from George Carlin to speed up the search process. The noted social commentary expert previously observed that Maria is the number one first name in the world, while the top surname everywhere is Wang.

Armed with this discovery, the Junior Editors for RackJite hope to soon have the complete scoop and poop for Wang vs. Wang - even if it means checking out every Maria Wang on the planet.