My Plumber Al

My plumber Al knows toilets. Al doesn't like black folks much. He likes Hispanics even less. But he's a good person. Yankee liberals? We best not go there. But he's a good person. Al smacks his children around and enjoys executions. But Al's a good person. Al believes his ancestors hunted dinosaurs and often talks about going out at night to beat the crap out of queers as Jesus wants him to. But Al's a good person. Al spends all his free time playing with guns and drinking Jim Beam, but he's a good person. Al doesn't cling to guns or religion, Al swims in guns and religion. But Al is a good.... Al is a good plumber. Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Kick! Home