I got my stimulus check of $600 today. First thing I did was fill up my empty tank. That was $80, my wife and kids complained, so I filled up their empty tanks. That cost me $170 for their three cars. We are all very happy now that we can go where we want now without worry! Which is sure to result in another $250 next week. So I am doing my job to stimulate the much needed stimulation of Exxon/Mobile, OPEC and Ceaser Chavez. Good news is I will have $100 left which I intend to spend all on Beam. Just doing my patriotic job....
I got my stimulus check of $600 today. First thing I did was fill up my empty tank. That was $80, my wife and kids complained, so I filled up their empty tanks. That cost me $170 for their three cars. We are all very happy now that we can go where we want now without worry! Which is sure to result in another $250 next week. So I am doing my job to stimulate the much needed stimulation of Exxon/Mobile, OPEC and Ceaser Chavez. Good news is I will have $100 left which I intend to spend all on Beam. Just doing my patriotic job....
“Beam” is it… that $100 won’t last very long!
Mine’s “ET” or “Olde Crow” if I’m a bit “lite in my loffers”…!
Olde Soldier sends all the best regards…!
I believe there is some Wild Turkey in the cupboard from flu season.
I'll need it after investing our check in a company which "covers the world". You guessed it,painting the house...the fun never stops around here!
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