Kenneth Copeland Blames Satan For Congressional Televangelists Inquiry

Iowa Republican Senator Grassley has been gently looking into the finances of six Televangelists. All six have a few things in common, they are Pentecostals, they work from the premise God gives big monetary rewards to those who send the most money to these Televangelists and live extremely lavish lifestyles (which is what brought them to the Senator's attention.)

The most infamous of these crooks was Dallas, Texas Televangelist Robert Tilton with his show Success in Life. He spent a time in jail for his crookery but he's back. It's okay to steal what you want from not very bright lonely people as long as you do it under the name of Jesus Christ. You can even get away with multiple wives, sexual abusing little girls for that matter. But one must learn to do these things in a Christian manner. Catholic priests - Papists - had a different problem, though they had sex with little boys and mostly got away with it, they are known to be unarmed and not crazy loons who will shoot it our or generate mass suicides. So they are treated different, especially in around Dumbutt.

It so happens that Senator Grassley is a Baptist and the six very very rich Pentecostal preachers - which includes rip off artist Benny Hinn are saying it's religious bigotry on his part. I don't know, they both seem pretty much the same to me. Not quite as crazy as Jehovah's Witnesses but a lot nuttier than Scientology.

Our own man down here in Dumbutt who is making the accusations is Kenneth Copeland who we enjoy watching on TV every Sunday morning, he also claims Grassley is in league with Satan:

Satan has an agenda, he is looking for a way to drive a wedge and get strife between one another. Kenneth Copeland

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