Under dark of night, two prospective bomb makers entered a farm near the village of Eberholzen, proceeding to fill their stockings with manure. Presumably the stockings were off, as were their clothes shortly after. We have reason to believe they were not terrorists. It seems they were aslo poor German women as they didn't have the few Marks it would have cost them to buy a nice clean bag of cowshit...
While filling the stockings, a seemingly porous material for cow slurry, "One slipped into the manure tank, right into the cow muck," said a spokesman for local police. "The other one helped her out. We found their clothes in a field. One seems to have run off completely naked, the other in her underwear." Police did not give a detailed description of the full horrors and stench encountered in a tank FULL of fermenting manure, but you can well imagine.
While unclear about the intentions of the thieves, and their plans for the "bombs", police surmised the incident could be linked to victory celebrations surrounding the Euro 2008 semi-finals when Germany beat Turkey 3-2. Who knows what they would have used had Germany lost.
Police have no plans to lock up the stocking bandits. In fact, they have stated that the women can get their clothes back from the local police station - unwashed. Any bets that the identity of the high spirited team fans will remain a mystery?
Women covered in manure, flee stark naked, no bombs in Berlin
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