The Lord backs Joe Horn shooting unarmed black men in the back

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The Lord backs Joe Horn shooting unarmed black men in the back


joe horns neighborhood"I just praise the Lord he was not indicted..." Said Velma Cabllo from Northern suburb of Humble, Texas. Here she is showing off the very white Joe Horn neighborhood in Pasadena where she is house sitting.

It sure is good to know that The Lord was responsible for Joe Horn shooting a couple unarmed black men in the back. I wonder if it was Dad, or Jesus or that Holy Ghost who helped pull the trigger?

When we see this kind of mindless drool from people who are only able to keep from drooling all over themselves when they know there is a camera around, isn't there some bell that rings in a nominally intelligent persons' head? 

Shouldn't those who have an IQ higher than their age say HOLD ON THERE NOW! Shooting unarmed people in the back is cause for Christian Jubilation? This facade of Texas Christianity down here smells more of brimstone than firmament. It needs to be thrown out with the bath water, replaced with something more reasonable, like Scientology...

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"Shooting unarmed [sic] people in the back"

You heard the man, Rack, they were gettin' away! Besides, Joe told them to freeze, they decided to take their chances, and they paid the ultimate price.

I'm laughing and lovin' every minute of it.
#1 Jim Sachsen on 2008-07-01 13:48
They were "getting away" from his neighbor's house. What valuables were they stealing from his beloved neighbor that were worth being shot in the back over, for that matter, had they stolen anything?
#1.1 Newscat on 2008-07-03 00:06
Good to have a Texas Scumbab aboard! Nothing is funnier than shooting unarmed people in the back. Its what Jesus would do! :-)
#2 Rack Jite on 2008-07-01 14:15
The only thing I would question Joe about would be his choice of weapon. Using the shotgun was indeed effective, but quite messy. And then, unless all of the shot found their mark, there's the chance of collateral damage (like dinging an innocently parked vehicle or hitting a mailbox). Had he instead chosen a high caliber rifle, and waited until the hapless illegals were properly aligned, he could of done the job with one well placed shot, getting them both...one shot, two kills. But in Joe's defense, he probably ain't the shot he once was (happens to us all, even post lasik), so in fact, his choice of weapon was right for him and the task at hand. You just gotta' love a guy who is so proficient with hand tools!
#3 stetson25 on 2008-07-09 08:37
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