Amy Winehouse punches photoputz-fan for pinching her butt

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Amy Winehouse punches photoputz-fan for pinching her butt


Amy Winehouse punches another fan for pinching her butt Don't believe it if they say Amy is in training professionally for the boxing ring. Recently the punches at Glastonbury, and now a good sock or two to a man just outside of her home in Camden do have rumors flying. As her manners and deportment coach, Lady Prudence Fenwickle, of course I have suggested that belting fans in public is unladylike and unseemly. When I learned the details, I decided to locate a boxing coach for her. What she lacks in power, she makes up in quick rabbit punches.

While it's being said that it was an innocent "fan" that she punched, in actuality it was some putz with a camera who must feel he's in line for a personal injury suit. I can think of no other reason for him to join the others outside of her front door with his camera in one hand, then reach out to pinch her BUM with the other one, I doubt he was surprised at the reaction.

One onlooker said: 'Amy had her bottom pinched and blamed the fan taking her picture. She just lashed out and clumped him. He laughed it off.' This is very similar to the incident last week at Glastonbury. It isn't very "fan like" behavior, and is taking a very creepy turn. Tom Jones seems to sail through gropings and pinches with aplomb. After you've had knickers tossed at you on nearly every continent for decades, nothing ruffles you. Not so for Amy, nor does security seem to get between her and these "fans."

If no one else is going to keep super-slime from groping and pinching her. We're taking applications for a sparring partner and a few lessons - at least enough to send him sprawling on his bum - where he can also locate his camera. Amy Winehouse punches photoputz-fan for pinching her butt
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