Jesse Jackson Wants to Cut Obama's Nuts Off

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Jesse Jackson Wants to Cut Obama's Nuts Off


When Barack Obama sided with the conservative Supreme Court to extend executions to non capital crimes I wanted to cut one of his ears off, but I didn't say so!

When Barack Obama sided with Crazy Antonin Scalia about getting EVERYONE a gun, I wanted to cut his other ear off, but I didn't say so!

When Barack Obama, unlike Hillary Clinton, voted for more Bush spying on us, I wanted to cut his nose off, but I didn't say so.

When Barack Obama said the other day he was going to help rightwing Christian fundamentalists tear down the separation of church and state to expand Bush's nutty faith based crap, I wanted to cut his balls off, and I said so, but lucky for me no one was around to hear me....

Just noticed Jesse Ventura on MSNBC defending Jackson. What is Ventura's most famous quote? The one that caused him to not seek re election for Governor of Minnesota. I must add here that it speaks well for the people of Minnesota that Venturs was not started on fire the following day. I doubt I could express such bragging rights here in Texas.

"Religion is for the weak and stupid." 

Jesse Ventura says he is thinking about running for the Senate.

The above quote - no matter its truthiness - will follow him and keep him from elective office in America for as long as he lives. Keep surfin' the Baja Jesse!

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Dang Rack, with all the slicing and dicing you were doing of your loved ones, I incorrectly assumed the natural order and flow of your post had you getting around to cutting Barak's (Hussein)gonads since he been talkin' down to de black man (the gospel according to Jesse). But alas, ole' race baitin' JJ ("JJ" does NOT stand for Jigantic Jowls) beat you to de punch. Maybe Barak will still get the message though, and quit dissin' dem black daddies whose babies don't know who dey daddy is.
#1 stetson25 on 2008-07-10 12:08
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