Barenaked Ladies Steven Page busted for felony Cocaine and Ron Wood

There were just too many disconnects in this one to let it pass.

In Fayettville, NY lead singer Steven Page (38) of the Barenaked Ladies was found to be in possession of cocaine, a felony punishable by put to 25 years in prison. That's fayettville, NY not Arkansas or Mississippi.

"The arrest comes as the band, known for its clean image and cross-generational appeal, recently released a new album of children's songs."   

This guy is a lead guitarist in a rock band?
Possession of cocaine in New York is a felony? 25 years in prision?
A band named Barenaked Ladies is known for its clean image appeal?
A band named Barenaked Ladies has a children's album out?

This is what a lead guitarist in a rock and roll band should look like. Who just yesterday went into rehab for drinking so much whiskey straight out of the bottle that he had a 18 year old Russian waitress move in to his family home. Plutonic says his wife Jo... Perhaps Wife Jo should get a room next door to Ron at the rehab center.