Now this is more like it, exercise in a pill! If researches can't find cures for the most deadly diseases, at least they're making headway toward getting us all back into our skinny jeans without breaking a sweat. They've found two drugs which when combined mimic the effects of physical exercise.
The two drugs were developed for other reasons, one for use during coronary surgery the other was
abandoned because of toxic side effects in the original use in cholesterol related problems. No word on why the toxic effects are no longer important, other than the fact that the company had gone into full production before they had to pull them. Of course it could prove disastrous for the little guys
down the road, but mice tested phenomenally in muscle to fat ratio and endurance while on the combination, and there's little we won't chance in an effort to be too slim or too rich.
The slim, chain smoking Fran Lebowitz has the last word. If the medicine "results in better-looking people, that would be good," said comedian Fran Lebowitz. "All I have right now is a vision of slim, vain, lazy mice."
"Exercise in a pill" may give everyone slim strong sexy bods - or not
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