Bristol Palin, Levi Johnston, 2 shotguns, a 357 and Jesus

Sarah Palin's pregnant unmarried 17 year old daughter Bristol Palin with a semi automatic 12 gauge shotgun in one hand and a .357 magnum in the other. With boyfriend Levi Johnston holding a 12 gauge over/under shotgun and of course, Jesus who has a Kalashnikov under his... Um... Whats that he's wearing there... Hmmm... Dress I guess.  This is a positive article! Jesus loves kids with guns!