Winehouse, already infuriated by some of the crowd who had turned on her and booed, let the breast groper or d***head - as a friend described him, have it!
A Harris County grand jury has clearned Joe Horn for shooting two unarmed men running away, in the back, with a shotgun from 10 feet on a clear day. A 61 year old man who knew exactly what he was doing and why. Texas man cleared in shooting
This is the same department of so called Justice (which is totally controlled by the Republican Christian Party) is seeking life imprison for a 14 year old girl who had a baby found drowned in a middle school toilet.
This is what George Carlin meant with his religion is bullshit sermons. This is what American Christianity has become. This is what happens when those on the fringe get control of the legal system. Cowardly WHITE murderers are not even indicted for shooting a couple Negroes - UNARMED AND IN THE BACK - while the system does all it can to send a troubled 14 year old Hispanic girl to life in prison without parole. Be sure to understand these fine Christians would have her in the execution chamber if they could get away with it. It is of course what Jesus would do. After all, Jesus is on the board of Exxon Mobile, is well armed Republican beholding to the NRA and a Navy Seal doing assassination work in Iran. Oh, and he carries one of those big paddles with the holes in it so to get a really hard whack to any problem children brought unto him.
Though living in Texas now for 27 years I now have even greater cause to consider myself a visitor. For no decent human being could be proud of either of these legal cases, it is the stuff of Hell.
Now in Texas the Castle Law has been expanded to allow anyone (well white people anyway) to shoot (in the back with a shotgun) whomever steps upon their property for any reason at any time. If you are not from Texas and have a hankering to murder someone (and you are white) hurry on down! All you need to do is rent a house and lure that person on to a corner of your property, Texas is now a free murder state. In Pasadena, Texas or Friendswood they may even have a parade for you, with Jesus and the Klan in attendance! This is what is considered bravery in Texas. How utterly shameful... And watch how proud they are which is beyond shameful. Have a quote from the old days here:
I can understand conservative's callous, selfish disregard for others, its their pride in it that passes me by
This also comes in the same week that Americans are arming themselves with handguns as never before in our history. Only one word comes to mind.
With the term "swiftboated" now a deragotory term defining the worst of political dirty tricks, the real swiftboat veterans of the Vietnam War are fighting back. Across the political spectrum they are distancing themselves from political activist and creepy crawler John O'Neil who was the central voice and the organizational man who was behind the sleasy and dishonest 2004 political ads. Veterans Long to Reclaim the Name ‘Swift Boat’
Conservative Texas billionare T. Boone Pickens was the money behind the slease campaign and Regnecy Press the publisher who got O'Neils book out fast enough to help give the election to another 4 years of President Nitwit. it was just not politics that drove O'Neil but the life long embarassment he suffered by coming off as afool and a loser in a debate on the Dick Cavett Show with John Kerry in 1971. Dick Cavett Show Video.
In 1971 Richard Nixon wanted to crush the peace movement in America. His aid Charles Colson brought to his attention a young anti-war upstart by the name of John Kerry. Colson told Nixon he guy was the most credible voice in the movement and had to be compromised. The two hand picked a recent Vietnam Veteran named John O'Neil to confront the young war hero on the Dick Cavett show. Nixon picked someone even more unfavorable to television cameras than he was. Mr. O'Neil came off as an obtuse skinny little Nixon Wonk who spent most of the hour fumbling through his notes, stammering, whining and being made a complete fool of.
He never forgot. Leading up to the 2004 election he organized and helped fund the Swiftboat Vets in the most ubiquitous and dishonest character assassination in American election history. This pussbag went so far over the line that as election day closed in he ran ads of grey haired old widows looking into the camera telling point blank lies and blaming Senator Kerry for their husbands deaths. Like Arkansas lawyer Cliff Jackson who spent his life trying to destroy Bill Clinton resulting in an impeachment, O'Neil's life long vendetta may have been the straw that broke Kerry's back. He also made big money on a book rushed out by Right-wing publisher Regnery Publishing.
She is being called a "YouTube sensation". Patricia Walsh-Smith is also being called any number of things which go nicely after "Money grubbing"----------- just fill in the blanks. She has expressed her side of the divorce from 76-year-old theater mogul husband Philip Smith on YouTube in videos seen by millions.
Millions is what it is all about. Walsh, whose age ranges from 49 to 52, married Smith knowing there was a pre-nup. Her way to change things after 9 years of marriage was to make three videos in which she rambles and rants on, describing endless details of their stormy and according to her, sexless marriage. In court, her testimony was described as "soaked in tears, and peppered with profanity." The videos tend to make me believe he deserves a medal for his years of valor, after making one gigantic whoopsie nine years ago. Just watching one video, I was fumbling for the mute button, then stop in short order. This man had the "live" version with no such conveniences.
Philip Smith did not display theatrics in New York divorce court, though he admitted to being humiliated, embarrassed, and hurt as well as feeling absolutely awful. "I felt violated in every sense of the word." Smith said when he was allowed to tell his side at long last. Smith, a self-made millionaire filed for divorce last year, citing cruelty and inhumane treatment by his younger wife who claims to be an actress and playwright. I am the queen on alternate Wednesdays.
I have often found it hard to explain to the civilized world what living down here in Dumbutt, Texas is like. After years of searching for the short answer, I finally found the one that drives the nail all the way through the board. What you see is not everyone in Texas but the majority who the rest of us down here have to patronize or else have no one to talk to.
As expected, when the new word for Creation Science, Intelligent Design, is debated outside the Fundamentalist fold, it comes off as the silly business it is. See - Intelligent Design For Dummies
The Obamacons have been talked about for many months now, the word refers to Republicans and conservatives who have become enamored with Barack Obama and may cross party lines either privately or publicly to vote for or endorse the Democratic Nominee. Today's column by Washington's Prince of Darkness, Robert Novak, brought the biggest issue in this to the forefront, what will Colin Powell do? The Obamacons Who Worry McCain
Though Senator Chuck Hagel, outspoken Republican against George W. Bush's war and foreign policy, is not expected to endorse Obama but not endorse McCain either. On the other hand from what insider Novak says, Colin Powell will soon be endorsing the Democrat. Not only because of race and content of character, but because Powell is angry about being used to spread Bush Administration lies but then treated like Republicans always treat African Americans, like shit.
When the endorsement comes, it will be the most important Obama will have received since the Kennedy clan knocked Hillary out of the primaries. It will be big news which will also begin the news cycle of what Powell will be offered. Is it possible in America to have a black President and a black Vice President?
This Obamacons are not what attracted me to Novak's column today but rather his spin on the coming demise of the Republican Party. Using words like "disgust and ""revulsion" to describe Bush policies, and claiming an "therapeutic electoral bloodbath" in store for the GOP come November. Novak even goes on to quote Larry Hunter, a conservative republican who joined Jack Kemp's (and Bill Bennett) Right-wing organization Empower America to become Kemp's political ghost writer.
"The Republcian Party is a dead rotting carcass with a few decrepit old leaders stumbling around like zombies in the horror version of Weekend With Berinie, handcuffed to a corpse."
Friendswood, Texas, neighboring Santa Fe and other predominantly white enclaves of Texas ignorance and religious intolerance South of Houston do have some non white residents. The Houston Chronicle recently ran a pleasant personal piece on one such African American success story. Republican leader downplaying race
Robin Armstrong, not to be confused with fired Friendswood principle Robin Lowe, is a local physician who lives in Friendswood, Texas. He is also the first black vice chair for the Texas Republican Party. First in 100 years it seems. An African American has to hold some very hardcore conservative values to pass muster in Republican politics, especially down here in Texas and especially in a town like Friendswood.
Mr. Armstrong passes all the tests. He is strongly against Affirmative Action for African Americans other than himself, wants no part of any national health care plan and says Barack Obama is a "socialist". But that is not what drew me to the Chronicle interview.
When asked why a black man from an area so seeped in racial discrimation became a conservative Republican he replied that it was because he became an evangelical Christian while at college. Which in turn brought the singular issue of abortion as the impetus of his politics. When asked by other blacks who vote Democratic why he is a Republican he says he wins them over by saying that he is just like them, against abortion and gay marriage.
So there you much have it, the various aspects of religious sexual intolerance is what most drives the GOP over the past generation or so. Looking out only for the wealthy, and not giving a crap about anything or anyone but themselves is secondary to the Republican ideology.
"The biggest sex tape of the year, with the smallest star" has taken a legal turn. The two foot tall plus change, 39 yr old actor best known from Austin Powers as "Mini-Me" made a steamy home-made sex tape with his then live-in girlfriend age 22."
Troyer now has an order from a federal judge to shut down internet distribution, and force porn distributors to surrender the videos they may have. The diminutive star has long regaled captive audiences with tales of threesomes and Play Boy Bunnies, and was getting a fair amount of publicity from this video. Any publicity is good, as I understand it. I'll admit it delighted Troyer much more than I quite recently, when my radio alarm clock wakened me with a talk show speculating upon the size of Mr. Troyer's equipment, and the hot (publicity mad) babes he's dated. His sudden umbrage is stranger still, as he now claims the tape was stolen from his home months ago...something I do not recall hearing while he was riding the crest of the talk show circuit.
Why the sudden change of heart - literally within days of freely sharing his good times? I know it's difficult to believe, but money could have something to do with it. Troyer's sudden turn around coincides with an offer from the same people who bought Paris Hilton's "One Night in Paris" video. They have tempted Troyer in the neighborhood of 50,000 pounds. The judgement also seeks ten million pounds in damages. The main target of the suit seems to be entertainment website TMZ, which has now pulled the 25 second snippits. I can safely say the snippits, and perhaps even the full length videos are not difficult to locate, without going anywhere near TMZ, and even after the judge's ruling.
I particularly love this statement, and wonder if this judge is from Central Casting. US District Judge Philip Gutierrez wrote that Troyer's motion "demonstrated that he will suffer irreparable harm to his reputation" if the tape is distributed.
Robin Lowe was recently fired as principle from the 85% white Friendswood Junior High here in Texas. Lowe was LET GO because of complaints from the fine WHITE Christian parents of Friendswood having their fine WHITE Christian children forcibly subjected to a 30 minute program of diversity training, learning religious tolerance and a bit of multiculturalism presented by two Islamic Houston Islamic women after a Muslim boy at the school was bullied, harassed and put upside down in a trash bin. Friendswood Texas Principle Robin Lowe Fired for Islam Presentation
The main instigator in Robin Lowe's removal from Friendswood Middle School was and still is Pastor Dave Welch, executive director of the Houston Area Pastor Council which represents 200 churches in the Houston area. Hearing of her new job at the far more diverse HISD he said he is leery about her new job.
"While we are encouraged that she's no longer the principal at Friendswood Junior High, we hope that she has learned from this experience and will be cautious and follow school policies appropriately this time." Welch said knowing full well there was no school policy that parents must be notified for auditorium presentations.
Friendswood officials are meeting today in nearby Dumbutt to discuss changing the name of their fair city. Suggestions submitted so far are Whitewood, Nastyforest, and GETYERASSOUTOFHERE.
Under dark of night, two prospective bomb makers entered a farm near the village of Eberholzen, proceeding to fill their stockings with manure. Presumably the stockings were off, as were their clothes shortly after. We have reason to believe they were not terrorists. It seems they were aslo poor German women as they didn't have the few Marks it would have cost them to buy a nice clean bag of cowshit...
While filling the stockings, a seemingly porous material for cow slurry, "One slipped into the manure tank, right into the cow muck," said a spokesman for local police. "The other one helped her out. We found their clothes in a field. One seems to have run off completely naked, the other in her underwear." Police did not give a detailed description of the full horrors and stench encountered in a tank FULL of fermenting manure, but you can well imagine.
While unclear about the intentions of the thieves, and their plans for the "bombs", police surmised the incident could be linked to victory celebrations surrounding the Euro 2008 semi-finals when Germany beat Turkey 3-2. Who knows what they would have used had Germany lost.
Police have no plans to lock up the stocking bandits. In fact, they have stated that the women can get their clothes back from the local police station - unwashed. Any bets that the identity of the high spirited team fans will remain a mystery? Women covered in manure, flee stark naked, no bombs in Berlin
With this murder indictment of a 14 year old Cedar Bayou Junior School student who gave birth in the school bathroom and tried to flush her baby down the toilet should soon be getting some national attention. Perhaps some questions rather than our local Christian lynch mob who wants to kill the little bitch.
The Harris County DA office is in the process of adult certification which means they want to try this 14 year old girl as an adult so they can give her life in prison without parole. Sadly for all Texans, the Supreme Court will not let us execute children and the retarded anymore, but with the the new Supreme Court decision on Gun Controls, we can probably now kill children and retarded people on our own. Baytown teen charged with capital murder in son's death
Because the girl is still a minor at this point we do not know her name, race or ethnicity. Though a murder indictment in Texas - in Harris County where all law is decided by Conservative Republicans - for one so young can help us make a good guess.
This indictment of a troubled little girl for capital murder comes as the same time a Houston grand jury is searching for a way to NOT indict Pasadena, Texas hero Joe Horn who shot two unarmed men in the back with 12 gauge shotgun from 10 feet who were running away. Did I mention they were unarmed, running away and shot in the back? And that's the stuff of Hero's in Texas and Somolia. Joe Horn Indictment
Ever wonder what would happen if Roe v Wade is overturned and states soaked in religious intolerance like Texas are allowed to make these kind of decisions? Well here ya go. Life without parole for choice, for the woman. Let me repeat that.
Without Roe v Wade women who get abortions will be facing life in prison with no possibility of parole. And in Dumbutt, Texas if they are over 18 probably the execution chamber. Gives one pause imagining what they would do to the doctor or nurses involved hey? Torture, dismemberment and then an execution?
Keep this in mind when voting this November 4th. It is not only this issue at stake if McCain pulls it through, but every such issue if he we get another two or three Antonin Scalia's on the Supreme Court.
Joe Horn if you remember is the Pasadena, Texas hero who when told not to by a 911 operator, grabbed a 12 gauge shotgun, went outside and shot two unarmed black men in the back as they ran away from what was a burglary of the home of a neighbor he had never met. Broad daylight, 12 gauge shotgun, 10 feet away, unarmed and running away. Main Joe Horn article
It is unusual for a grand jury to the witness to be indicted, but this is Texas and the jury is looking for a way of letting the poor man walk. For 90 minutes Horn addressed the jury with what you can bet was sniveling, whiny sorriness with I am sure a few tears or regret. But I would guess it was mostly Horn trying to get the jury to believe he was in fear of his life as the two unarmed men ran away from him. That is necessary to invoke the Texas Castle Law which allows anyone to shoot anyone else on their property if they SAY they are scared. Though it may seem improbably to those reading this that any jury could suck that up, please, this is Texas jury, and they are probably armed in the box there.
Joe Horn's fan base is not just the Stormfront, the Klan and every anti-immigration group in America, but local Pasadena Bikers, millions of Texas gunloons and tens of millions of comments across the internet. Though enamored with Mr. Horn they they also have the commonality that are hurt that they themselves did not get the fun and enjoyment of shooting a couple unarmed Black men who were also illegal immigrants in the back. With a 12 gauge shotgun. From 10 feet. Did I say unarmed and in the back? Well no matter, I am sure Horn's fan base will be disappointed in hearing about his sniveling sorryass wish it hadn't happened testimony. Horn tells grand jury about fatal shootings, his attorney says
Wednesday was the last day that the sleek black limo "brothel bus" would bring their wares and the party to the customer. It will now belong to the Miami Beach Police, due to a crackdown on prostitution, with undercover police on board. I suspect they've had their eye on impounding the luxurious bus for some time, and probably did a few rounds of "Rock , Paper, Scissors" to decide who would ride along gathering evidence.
No ordinary limo bus, it was a familiar sight as it cruised Miami Beach and was popular among tourists and club-goers, offering rides and unlimited drinks for $40. Also on board were women stripped down to g-strings stuffed with cash, offering to perform sex acts. Lap dances were also on tap, as was oral sex for $100.
No word on how long the undercover investigators took to crack this case. The entire citywide crackdown yielded a total of 75 arrests, including the employees and customers of the bus. If it sounds like a drop in the bucket, you're not alone in your conclusion.
I thought it was interesting that in researching this story, I came across almost as many photos of
politicians in scandal, as I did prostitutes of every rank.
Love it or hate it, prostitution is one of the ages-old things which are here to stay. Much like the legalized brothels in Nevada, the bus offered an improvement over street walking for the girls, perhaps some safety in numbers, and also curbside convenience - a rare thing in business these days. Big bust in Miami,Girls in g strings,Johns in Brothel Bus sting
As expected it was a 5 to 4 ruling from the Right to get more guns to more people everywhere AS SOON AS POSSIBLE! As everyone knows, the problem here in America is we just don't have enough guns to go around.
On the surface it would seem the conservative leaning Supreme Court would side with Washington DC (as a state) to do as they please, which is what being a conservative is most about; states rights today, states rights tomorrow and states rights forever! (that has a familiar ring I just can't seem to place). But much like the Supreme Court conservatives who in 2000 gave us 8 years of a creepy stupid asshole for president, this too is a very political decision, an example of the conservative court going activist.
This is far reaching, it means cities and states no longer have the constitutional right to control handguns and also states that gun ownership is now an individual right. This means all present gun controls will be contested by the NRA, the Militias, the racist and anti-immigration groups and of course the Bloods and the Cripps.
Taking this decision to the international level, this court would have to decide that it is only fair to allow North Korea and Iran to join the nuclear weapon club. Doen't everyone have the right to defend themselves in an equal manner? It's also great to know that places such as Canada, England, Europe, Austrailia and Japan are now no longer considered free nations.
So stock up, the small arms race has begun!
Good deals can be had in this economic downturn. Prices are down across the board. The best weapon for the toddler through 12 year old group is the rather short barreled semi automatic .22 long (cartidge) rifle that is available at Walmart for under $100. May soon be available also at gas stations and McDonalds.
Moving up the price scale the easily hidden and handy machine pistols like the Mach 10 and UZI are good for taking along on walks or rides on the bus or in the car. Also good for bars.
The 9 mm automatic pistols are pricey but most popular. Always a good weapon to flash around to show friends and enemies alike you are doing well.
But of course the weapon of choice is the AK47 also known as the Kalashnikov. If you are a male who wants both respect and firepower this is the weapon of choice for every terrorist and crime lord in the world. These weapons usually come with a free turban or a pair of wraparound mirrored sunglasses. Visit Our NRA Gun Page
The accusation here is that 2 years ago Barack Obama had used Old Testament scripture to question the usefulness of using scripture as public policy in the first place. In this case Leviticus where having a shrimp cocktail is an abomination while slavery is condoned. Dr. Dobson contents Christians can't be using that old Jewish stuff in the big part of the Bible! Even though James Dobson does. And as does every other fruitcake preacher is what am. The issue is fruitcake preachers pushing bullshit religion. RIP George Carlin.
There may well be a job opening for a scheduler at the Eagle Trace Golf Course in Broomfield,CO after a wild weekend. Near the end of the tournament for The Gold Crown Junior Golf Association for children ages 7-12, the customary hushed concentration was drawn to a stretch limo which rolled up. With many eyes now focused on the limo, out poured scantily clad women there for Shotgun Willie's Charity Golf Tournament fittingly enough, to benefit breast cancer. The official job of the 70 girls was to work as caddies for the 144 golfers who signed up for the event.
Golf course officials apologizing to outraged parents explained it was a case of "mistiming."A woman told KUSA-TV the event drew curious questions from her children, who asked her why the men joining the strippers had water guns and why the women wore only their underwear....quite possibly appearing to have a great deal more fun than was had at the Junior Golf Association event. The woman remains unidentified, as do her answers to the above questions. The women were forbidden from going topless, but that didn't stop anyone from flashing and flirting with the men.
The course manager maintains it did not turn into a free-for-all, and apologized profusely to the children's parents whose progeny got to know the Shotgun Willie's crowd even better while sharing the clubhouse during lunch due to the timing of the two events. Timing IS everything, but I suspect a few horizons were broadened due to a simple clerical error.
Busty strippers flash breasts for good cause at kids golf event
Justice Anthony Kennedy once again stopped the Right-wing from going off the fascist deep end. In this case Kennedy stopped the creation of the world's largest and busiest execution chamber, the United States.
The issue of course was not child rapists but whether the constitution allows execution of ANY non capital offense other than homicide (spies and traitors not with standing). Kennedy's decision reads well to the intellectual reality rather than the emotional violence we feel in regards to children being raped.
The four dissenters need not be named, if you follow these things you know who they are. Whenever it comes to killing more people or peeking in your windows it's always the more Christian Justices with blood on their chins tape recorders in their pants. Scalia, Thomas, Alito and Roberts. Here is what the Four Horseman of The Violently Christian wanted to accomplish:
1. Open up the door to executions to states for any reason.
2. Re sentence thousands of present child rapists moving many to various death rows.
3. Give child rapists a great deal more incentive to kill their victims.
4. Increase executions so the United States beats out even Iran and China! Whoop de Do! Always striving to be first is what America is about.
5. And of course increasing executions is what Jesus Would Do.
Update:
Have to add Senator Barack Obama to the many other persons and groups who are Christ Bent upon expanding executions in America: Antonin Scalia, Clarence Thomas, Samuel Alito, John Roberts, The Aryan Nations, Dr James Dobson, The Stormfront, The Baptist Southern Convention, Bill Bennett, The Ku Klux Klan, the state of Texas, Rush Limbaugh, the National Association for the Advancement of White People, George W. Bush, the Neocons, Sean Hannity, the National Alliance, Michael Savage and of course Dick Cheney who wants to apply the death penalty personally to whoever comes within range.
Addition:
I forgot to add to the list the vast majority of American voters who want to expand executions in the United States. After all it was only yesterday that the Pew Research Center told us how singularly religious and Christian we all are. Expanding executions only proves the point. Which means George Carlin was right, "religion is bullshit!."
Republican Presidential nominee John W. McBush, opps, John McCain said today that he would not call a military draft unless we were fighting World War III.
McCain now backs two wars in perpetuity in Iraq and Afghanistan while threatening another war with Iran which would surely bring Syria and Pakistan into what would then be World War III. A world war which - since the price at the pumps - is looking better and better to more and more Americans. BTW, the fault of those prices is also now effectively being blamed upon liberals and environmentalists rather than oil companies and cartels. We need to drill in South Beach and Malibu immediately!
What I found interesting in his speech was when he declared that the draft unfairly weighed most heavily on lower-income Americans. Really? Is he saying that the present volunteer military is not unfairly weighing most heavily on lower-income Americans? That's nuts. What is he saying? That the very long list of Republican Chickenhawks and Piggie Hawks who refused to serve in Vietnam would have volunteered today to go to Iraq? That's nuts. Patriotic Republican Chickenhawks
Reinstate the draf in an absolutely fair manner and we would be out of Iraq and Afghanistan in a few months and this talk of invading Iran relegated only to fading Neocons crying in their chicken soup down at the Deli. McCain says only World War III would justify draft
How do these republicans keep a straight face? We know of course that they can't campaign on real issues that concern most of us, and have to try and change the debate to lapel pins and pledges of allegiance, but how can they believe that pandering to 25% of the voting population, the so-called GOP base, is a winning strategy come November?
Sure, McCain has been the darling of the press ever since his failed run against the Bush-Rove naughty not nice politics way back in 2000, but since then he's pretty much taken heart to Bush's talking points, political positions nearly two thirds of Americans reject. Apart from a Florida or Ohio election fiasco, how can he possibly expect to win the presidency in November? Are we missing something?
Pondering this possibility I've come to the conclusion we're not missing one damn thing. For too many years the American voting public has relied on the MSM to help form their opinions. Ever since Reagan killed the Fairness Doctrine back in the 80's, the media has been consolidated to a mere seven corporations who have tried to control our thinking for the benefit of the already rich. But as we've seen of late, that can catch up with you as the middle class struggles and the internet takes over as the main news provider for more and more voters.
In a normal and fair world McCain shouldn't stand a chance against anyone the democrats run for president, but this is not a normal or fair world as we've witnessed the past few election cycles. That said, I'm here to tell you we have a secret weapon and that's McCain himself. If anyone suggested that the GOP could come up with a worse public speaker than Bush, I would have taken three steps backwards and run away a hundred miles an hour. As embarrassing as Bush is in a public forum, McCain is worse. His gaffes, flip-flops and monotone "my friends," is beyond tolerable to human ears. He's everything none of us can stand listening to for even a few minutes.
We know the GOP is going to attempt every dirty trick and slimy ploy against Obama from here to November, that's a given and we should expect no less. Only this time internet bloggers are going to keep the MSM's feet to the fire whenever they parrot these garbage talking points. Jump on, it's bound to be a fun ride.
George Carlin and Bill Maher are the two most well known and out spoken Atheists in America. Neither has ever been shy about expressing their contempt for religion, all religion.
After the second day of media coverage on the demise of George Carlin, I have yet to see, hear or read anything to the effect that George Carlin's most famous quote - other than those 7 words - is "Religion is Bullshit!" Which he has shouted loudly, repeatedly, constantly and PROUDLY from stages, tv shows, CDs and DVDs.
The media flat out refuses mention this most central aspect of George Carlin at all.
George! Can you hear me?
Oops, of course not, he's dead. Anyway I wanted to say that I think you got it only half right - especially after watching the media bias destroy Bill and Hillary Clinton over the past few months and turn a Sunday Morning Talking Head into the most wonderful human being ever conceived with a family much better than YOURS, you losers!.
Religion AND THE MEDIA are equal partners in BULLSHIT!
Here are a few zingers from Mr. Carlin
Religion is sort of like a lift in your shoes. If it makes you feel better, fine. Just don't ask me to wear your shoes.
When it comes to BULLSHIT...BIG-TIME, MAJOR LEAGUE BULLSHIT... you have to stand IN AWE, IN AWE of the all time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims, religion.
Here's another question I've been pondering- What is all this shit about Angels? Have you herd this? 3 out of 4 people belive in Angels. Are you FUCKING STUPID? Has everybody lost their mind? You know what I think it is? I think it's a massive, collective, psychotic chemical flashback for all the drugs smoked, swallowed, shot, and absorbed rectally by all Americans from 1960 to 1990. 30 years of street drugs will get you some fucking Angels my friend!
Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Think about it, religion has actually convinced people that there's an INVISIBLE MAN...LIVING IN THE SKY...who watches every thing you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten special things that he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish where he will send to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry for ever and ever 'til the end of time...but he loves you.
In 1971 Richard Nixon wanted to crush the peace movement in America. His aid Charles Colson brought to his attention a young anti-war upstart by the name of John Kerry. Colson told Nixon he guy was the most credible voice in the movement and had to be compromised. The two hand picked a recent Vietnam Veteran named John O'Neil to confront the young war hero on the Dick Cavett show. Nixon picked someone even more unfavorable to television cameras than he was. Mr. O'Neil came off as an obtuse skinny little Nixon Wonk who spent most of the hour fumbling through his notes, stammering, whining and being made a complete fool of.
She is being called a "YouTube sensation". Patricia Walsh-Smith is also being called any number of things which go nicely after "Money grubbing"----------- just fill in the blanks. She has expressed her side of the divorce from 76-year-old theater mogul husband Philip Smith on YouTube in videos seen by millions. 
The Obamacons have been talked about for many months now, the word refers to Republicans and conservatives who have become enamored with Barack Obama and may cross party lines either privately or publicly to vote for or endorse the Democratic Nominee. Today's column by Washington's Prince of Darkness, Robert Novak, brought the biggest issue in this to the forefront, what will Colin Powell do? 
Friendswood, Texas, neighboring Santa Fe and other predominantly white enclaves of Texas ignorance and religious intolerance South of Houston do have some non white residents. The Houston Chronicle recently ran a pleasant personal piece on one such African American success story. 
"The biggest sex tape of the year, with the smallest star" has taken a legal turn. The two foot tall plus change, 39 yr old actor best known from Austin Powers as "Mini-Me" made a steamy home-made sex tape with his then live-in girlfriend age 22." 
The main instigator in Robin Lowe's removal from Friendswood Middle School was and still is Pastor Dave Welch, executive director of the Houston Area Pastor Council which represents 200 churches in the Houston area. Hearing of her new job at the far more diverse HISD he said he is leery about her new job. 
Under dark of night, two prospective bomb makers entered a farm near the village of Eberholzen, proceeding to fill their stockings with manure. Presumably the stockings were off, as were their clothes shortly after. We have reason to believe they were not terrorists. It seems they were aslo poor German women as they didn't have the few Marks it would have cost them to buy a nice clean bag of cowshit...
With this murder indictment of a 14 year old Cedar Bayou Junior School student who gave birth in the school bathroom and tried to flush her baby down the toilet should soon be getting some national attention. Perhaps some questions rather than our local Christian lynch mob who wants to kill the little bitch. 
Wednesday was the last day that the sleek black limo "brothel bus" would bring their wares and the party to the customer. It will now belong to the Miami Beach Police, due to a crackdown on prostitution, with undercover police on board. I suspect they've had their eye on impounding the luxurious bus for some time, and probably did a few rounds of "Rock , Paper, Scissors" to decide who would ride along gathering evidence.
As expected it was a 5 to 4 ruling from the Right to get more guns to more people everywhere AS SOON AS POSSIBLE! As everyone knows, the problem here in America is we just don't have enough guns to go around. 
There may well be a job opening for a scheduler at the Eagle Trace Golf Course in Broomfield,CO after a wild weekend. Near the end of the tournament for The Gold Crown Junior Golf Association for children ages 7-12, the customary hushed concentration was drawn to a stretch limo which rolled up. With many eyes now focused on the limo, out poured scantily clad women there for Shotgun Willie's Charity Golf Tournament fittingly enough, to benefit breast cancer. The official job of the 70 girls was to work as caddies for the 144 golfers who signed up for the event.
Justice Anthony Kennedy once again stopped the Right-wing from going off the fascist deep end. In this case Kennedy stopped the creation of the world's largest and busiest execution chamber, the United States.
Republican Presidential nominee 
George Carlin and Bill Maher are the two most well known and out spoken Atheists in America. Neither has ever been shy about expressing their contempt for religion, all religion.
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