KicK! Making Politics Fun

Could this simple steel nut be behind many of those enlarge yourself spam e-mails? Whatever the method two men in Malaysia, this week alone have tried.

A 20-yr-old welder found that using a steel nut to elongate his manhood in preparation for his engagement next week, wasn't private or cheap. Things went horribly awry when the steel circle of love wouldn't budge after an erection. Fire and Rescue failed, next was Hospital Sultanah Aminah....remember that name if you're in the area. Doctors drained blood and cut away skin to remove the object. Engagement...what engagement? Ouch!

This is where it becomes puzzling for me. The first to try the stunt this week on the 25th, was apparently lucky to be near a hospital in Kuala Lumpur. While it wasn't a bright idea for either man, rather than cutting the patient, physicians simply cut the metal ring off. Ah....simplicity! He will be fine. I liken the first hospital's methods to cutting one's arm off when you present with a sliver.
Oh, and don't try this at home kids! Penile Enlargement With Steel Nuts as Weights, Two Men Try This Week
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For his birthday, John McCain got himself a little present. Did I forget to mention this is his new running mate? Yes indeedy! Sarah Palin is the name, gov of Alaska and opposing women's rights is her game along with all of the other standard right wing BS.

Shrewd devil, with all of the broken hearts over Hillary dropping out, he knows that all of the women who are soured on the election will now vote for him, and a woman! Never mind that Palin could not be further from Hillary politically and idealistically. Apparently he feels we are so dim, we only are looking for another female in office.

There are a few little glitches. The man who claims Obama has "no experience" will have a woman who mainly rose to government via PTA to a heartbeat from the presidency. There is much more to read via the link, but here are a few key points. Who is Sarah Palin? Here's some basic background:

She was elected Alaska 's governor a little over a year and a half ago. Her previous office was mayor of Wasilla, a small town outside Anchorage. She has no oreign policy experience.

Palin is strongly anti-choice, opposing abortion even in the case of rape or incest.

She supported right-wing extremist Pat Buchanan for president in 2000.

Palin thinks creationism should be taught in public schools.

She's doesn't think humans are the cause of climate change.

She's solidly in line with John McCain's "Big Oil first" energy policy. She's pushed hard for more oil drilling and says renewables won't be ready for years. She also sued the Bush administration for listing polar bears as an endangered species—she was worried it would interfere with more oil drilling in Alaska.

* How closely did John McCain vet this choice? He met Sarah Palin once at a meeting. They spoke a second time, last Sunday, when he called her about being vice-president. Then he offered her the position. Cites and parts of article from Moveon.org McCain - Thinks Fundie Female VP Choice Palin Will Draw Hillary Voters?
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You'd never guess that the charmer pictured here claims to be a 225-year-old vampire named Draven. Trivia moment: Erik Draven happens to be the name of Brandon Lee's character in the extremely ill-fated, box office smash, the 1992 movie version of The Crow, where Lee portrayed a black-clad, undead, rock musician intent upon avenging the deaths of himself and his girlfriend. In real life during filming, he died at 28-years-old. It is said the cause was a fluke accident with a prop pistol.

Police, eager to burst Fang's bubble, say he is Jeffrey Michael Mitchell, and that his fangs are really caps. The next thing they'll say is that he's not 225-years-old. Could he have been on Social Security since it's inception? In fact, they seem to feel he is a lot closer to 30-yrs-old. U.S. Marshals say that Jeffrey really and truly believed he was a vampire, and always wore long black clothing. (as do many of us under the delusion it is slimming).

U.S. Marshals weren't involved until the mother of a 4-year-old girl reported that he'd taken her child from a babysitter's home, then from Jacksonville to Virginia Beach, where upon serving the warrant, it was discovered two other young girls were living with him.Don't even think about bailing him out, the judge isn't. He's being charged with - but not limited to -sex with inanimate objects (no spousal jokes), object penetration, oral sodomy and aggravated sexual battery.

Often predators walk without notice, appearing to be the most normal friends and relatives. For some reason Jeffrey didn't ring any alarm bells with the caretakers of these children. Apparently, Jeffrey...er Draven knew the babysitter, and as free to wander among the children in her care. I realize I'm a worrier, but I'd hope parents would at the very least check the babysitter and daycare centersand notice if there are any 225-year-old child-molesting vampires lounging around...but that's just me. Please call Jacksonville police at (904) 630-0500 with any other information on Mitchell. Former Jacksonville man who claims to be 225-yr-old vampire held in Virginia on sex charges Facebook | Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article |

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After a very large spike of traffic Thursday Morning our server crashed and it took a few days to figure it all out... Sorry for the FORBIDDEN screen which many of you too personally!  :)

It was such a horrible, terrible, awful, bad crash that I could not access a file with a kinder gentler notice of being down.  I am also on vacation for a few more days...

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Delivery - 10  (Absolutely Flawless - Amazing)

Daughter - 9

Content -  9

Presence - 9

Purpose - 9

Orange Pantsuit - 2

Part I

Part II

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Little Billy Kristol is the snot nosed condescending right-wing war happy Prince of the Neocons, and frankly, his every word sounds to me like fingernails scrapping across a blackboard. When seeing him I often find myself wanting to put him in a headlock and give the top of his head a long overdue Knuckle Rubbie, frankly.  Like for an hour...   

Speaking of my violent tendencies, serously, I have had to stop watching CNN because every time I see that smirking Lou Dobbs I want to smash his teeth down his throat. The only violence I have ever wished upon anyone in my life.  

I did channel surf over to CNN on occasion during the Democratic Convention in Denver and noticed Lou Dobbs is very obviously missing from Wolf Blitzer's pundit panels. CNN knows there is a problem.

What is that problem you may ask?

Watch Lou Dobbs anytime and substitute the word "JUDEN" for each instance he says "immigrant", "illegal immigrant" or "Mexican". Within a matter of seconds you will find he makes old Joe Goebbels sound like my Jewish Mother in Law.

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The war against Bra Terror marches on. We're putting you on notice Al Quaida! If any sneaky terrorists try to pass security wearing a nipple ring or an underwire bra, the alert agents at TSA will pounce on them! If they appeal to them they will be fondled and groped!

Mandi Hamlin is no stranger to the weird ways of the TSA. Earlier this year she was forced to remove her nipple rings prior to boarding a flight. It was not only humiliating, but unnecessary. A visual inspection had already OK'ed her navel ring. Heaven knows what she could have been hiding in those nipple rings!

Tuesday, another woman stood alone against the tyranny which is the Transportation Security Agency. (motto: We get paid by the hour, and we aren't going anywhere, why should you?)

Nancy Kates allegedly of Berkeley, arrived at Oakland International Airport in plenty of time to board her plane. Why the problems when the alarm sounded as she passed through the metal detector? She claimed it was her underwire bra - a likely story. A female TSA agent waved a wand over Kates, then she got rather familiar. In Kate's own words, "The woman touched my breast. I said, 'You can't do that.' She said, 'We have to pat you down.' I said, 'You can't treat me as a criminal for wearing a bra.' They tried to humiliate me and I was not going to be humiliated over this. If I was carrying nail clippers and forgot about them, I wouldn't have gotten so upset. But here I was just wearing my underwear."

In an effort to get on her flight, she simply removed her bra. This didn't satisfy agents. They then undertook a painstaking search of her luggage, rummaging for 40 minutes, causing her to miss her flight, expose the rest of her underwear to the perusal of one and all, and eventually arrive four hours late.

In closing, we have a comment and justification by the ever-keen TSA agent spokesman, whom if I'm not incorrect hasn't caught a bad guy yet. If I recall, not one of the Twin Towers terrorists, who flew in and out of the country many times sported a bra or a nipple ring.

TSA spokesman Nico Melendez said Monday that "We have to resolve an alarm. Unfortunately, we can't take a passenger's word for it." Maybe I'm missing something. Didn't it "resolve the alarm" when it was proven the culprit was the bra? Was the 40 minute luggage fling a good way to break up the day while potentially real terrorists walked by? Flying? Don't Wear Underwire Bra, Unless You Too Want To Be Groped And Delayed By TSA Facebook | Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article |

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"Ma’am, do you want to trade them girls for a good fattening hog?"

Otis "Bullman" Hensley pictured here, who has run for governor twice, travels the state with a giant Fiberglass bull and a sign promising to "chase the bull out of Frankfort." He's hard to miss.

Also, if you're unfamiliar with the Appalachian culture - as most of us are, there are bound to be misunderstandings. Local humor and complimentary sayings are land mines when outsiders run up against them.

While in a grocery store, Otis simply tossed off a frequently used joke in Appalachia which is actually often considered to be a compliment in that neck o' the woods. Obviously it's only used when speaking of cute little girls. He asked the wrong woman if she'd like to trade a hog for her two adorable nieces. She wasn't amused or flattered. In fact, she claims that Hensley wanted to entice the children into illegal sexual activity and wasted no time in having him arrested.

Hensley spent three days in jail, facing ten years in a federal facility. Hensley apologized to the girls' father in court Monday. The case has been dismissed, and he once again rides the bull of change.

Perhaps one of his next ambitious projects should be a guidebook for newcomers delineating what constitutes harassment from complimentary teasing and joking.

I can't help but remember a very unflappable friend who has hiked the Appalachian Trail three times. Scurrying for a lean-to shelter in a downpour late one night, he was glad to see an occupant and warm fire. The older woman, apparently destined to be the only company on that dark and stormy night, pleasantly started the conversation with "Nice Hog-killin' weather." For all we know, this could be "How de Do" in that part of the country, but brought wild-eyed, hatchet-wielding psychos to my friend's mind, who found he no longer seemed to mind sleeping in the rain that night. Trade Ya a Hog For Your Two Nieces? KY PoliticianFaced Prison For The Local Compliment.

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"Riots in Denver, the Democrat Convention would see to it that we don't elect Democrats. I am not inspiring or inciting riots, I am dreaming of riots in Denver.  There won't be riots at our convention We don't riot. We don't burn our cars. We don't burn down our houses. We don't kill our children. We don't do half the things the American left does. riots in Denver, at the Democratic Convention will see to it we don't elect Democrats. And that's the best damn thing that can happen to this country, as far as I can think" Rush Limbaugh Program Aug 20th 2008

Nothing new there, it is in character for not only Limpbaugh but the Republican Party as well. But in his defense at least he did not openly call for the assassination of any Democrats.

In that quote lay one of the fundamental problems of the past political generation. That indeed Limbaugh is correct, the GOP convention will not have rioters, but only because the radical right-wing happens to be running the convention.  Well let my imagination runaway with me... I can see a mob of chauffeur driven black limos full of Rockefeller Republicans driving through Minneapolis with SAVE THE BANKS bumper stickers. 



For everything there is to know about this pig of a man go to the Rush Limbaugh page here

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Denver police, Secret Service and FBI have arrested four men in what may be an assassination attempt on Barack Obama. This just in from Denver.

Denver, Colorado - Four people have been arrested in Denver amid fears of a plot to kill Democratic White House hopeful Barack Obama, a local report said on Monday.

Denver-based CBS34 said one of the men arrested had told authorities they were "going to shoot Obama from a high vantage point using ... a rifle ... sighted at 750 yards (meters)."

The shooting was supposed to happen on Thursday when Obama will accept the nomination as the Democratic Party's presidential candidate for the November elections at the 75 000-seat Invesco stadium, the television station reported.

Sadly I have to say this one more time...

While some of you may wonder how many James Earl Rays' live here in America, down here in Dumbutt, Texas I wonder how many live on my street.

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