Could this simple steel nut be behind many of those enlarge yourself spam e-mails? Whatever the method two men in Malaysia, this week alone have tried.
A 20-yr-old welder found that using a steel nut to elongate his manhood in preparation for his
engagement next week, wasn't private or cheap. Things went horribly awry when the steel circle of love wouldn't budge after an erection.
Fire and Rescue failed, next was Hospital Sultanah Aminah....remember that name if you're in the area.
Doctors drained blood and cut away skin to remove the object. Engagement...what engagement? Ouch!
This is where it becomes puzzling for me. The first to try the stunt this week on the 25th, was apparently lucky to be near a hospital in Kuala Lumpur. While it wasn't a bright idea for either man, rather than cutting the patient, physicians simply cut the metal ring off. Ah....simplicity! He will be fine. I liken the first hospital's methods to cutting one's arm off when you present with a sliver.
Oh, and don't try this at home kids!
Penile Enlargement With Steel Nuts as Weights, Two Men Try This Week
For his birthday, John McCain got himself a little present.
Did I forget to mention this is his new running mate? Yes indeedy! Sarah Palin is the name, gov of Alaska and opposing women's rights is her game along with all of the other standard right wing BS.
Shrewd devil, with all of the broken hearts over Hillary dropping out, he knows that all of the women who are soured on the election will now vote for him, and a woman! Never mind that Palin could not be further from Hillary politically and idealistically. Apparently he feels we are so dim, we only are looking for another female in office.
There are a few little glitches. The man who claims Obama has "no experience" will have a woman who mainly rose to government via PTA to a heartbeat from the presidency. There is much more to read via the link, but here are a few key points.
Who is Sarah Palin? Here's some basic background:
She was elected Alaska 's governor a little over a year and a half ago. Her previous office was mayor of Wasilla, a small town outside Anchorage. She has no oreign policy experience.
Palin is strongly anti-choice, opposing abortion even in the case of rape or incest.
She supported right-wing extremist Pat Buchanan for president in 2000.
Palin thinks creationism should be taught in public schools.
She's doesn't think humans are the cause of climate change.
She's solidly in line with John McCain's "Big Oil first" energy policy. She's pushed hard for more oil drilling and says renewables won't be ready for years. She also sued the Bush administration for listing polar bears as an endangered species—she was worried it would interfere with more oil drilling in Alaska.
* How closely did John McCain vet this choice? He met Sarah Palin once at a meeting. They spoke a
second time, last Sunday, when he called her about being vice-president. Then he offered her the position.
Cites and parts of article from Moveon.org
McCain - Thinks Fundie Female VP Choice Palin Will Draw Hillary Voters?
You'd never guess that the charmer pictured here claims to be a 225-year-old vampire named Draven.
Trivia moment:
Erik Draven happens to be the name of Brandon Lee's character in the extremely ill-fated, box office smash, the 1992 movie version of The Crow, where Lee portrayed a black-clad, undead, rock musician intent upon avenging the deaths of himself and his girlfriend. In real life during filming, he died at 28-years-old. It is said the cause was a fluke accident with a prop pistol.
Police, eager to burst Fang's bubble, say he is Jeffrey Michael Mitchell, and that his fangs are really caps. The next thing they'll say is that he's not 225-years-old. Could he have been on Social Security since it's inception? In fact, they seem to feel he is a lot closer to 30-yrs-old. U.S. Marshals say that Jeffrey really and truly believed he was a vampire, and always wore long black clothing. (as do many of us under the delusion it is slimming).
U.S. Marshals weren't involved until the mother of a 4-year-old girl reported that he'd taken her child from a babysitter's home, then from Jacksonville to Virginia Beach, where upon serving the warrant, it was discovered two other young girls were living with him.Don't even think about bailing him out, the judge isn't. He's being charged with - but not limited to -sex with inanimate objects (no spousal jokes), object penetration, oral sodomy and aggravated sexual battery.
Often predators walk without notice, appearing to be the most normal friends and relatives. For some reason Jeffrey didn't ring any alarm bells with the caretakers of these children.
Apparently, Jeffrey...er Draven knew the babysitter, and as free to wander among the children in her care. I realize I'm a worrier, but I'd hope parents would at the very least check the babysitter and daycare centersand notice if there are any 225-year-old child-molesting vampires lounging around...but that's just me. Please call Jacksonville police at (904) 630-0500 with any other information on Mitchell.
Former Jacksonville man who claims to be 225-yr-old vampire held in Virginia on sex charges
After a very large spike of traffic Thursday Morning our server crashed and it took a few days to figure it all out... Sorry for the FORBIDDEN screen which many of you too personally! :)
It was such a horrible, terrible, awful, bad crash that I could not access a file with a kinder gentler notice of being down. I am also on vacation for a few more days...
Little Billy Kristol is the snot nosed condescending right-wing war happy Prince of the Neocons, and frankly, his every word sounds to me like fingernails scrapping across a blackboard. When seeing him I often find myself wanting to put him in a headlock and give the top of his head a long overdue Knuckle Rubbie, frankly. Like for an hour...
Speaking of my violent tendencies, serously, I have had to stop watching CNN because every time I see that smirking Lou Dobbs I want to smash his teeth down his throat. The only violence I have ever wished upon anyone in my life.
I did channel surf over to CNN on occasion during the Democratic Convention in Denver and noticed Lou Dobbs is very obviously missing from Wolf Blitzer's pundit panels. CNN knows there is a problem.
What is that problem you may ask?
Watch Lou Dobbs anytime and substitute the word "JUDEN" for each instance he says "immigrant", "illegal immigrant" or "Mexican". Within a matter of seconds you will find he makes old Joe Goebbels sound like my Jewish Mother in Law.
The war against Bra Terror marches on. We're putting you on notice Al Quaida! If any sneaky terrorists try to pass security wearing a nipple ring or an underwire bra, the alert agents at TSA will pounce on them! If they appeal to them they will be fondled and groped!
Mandi Hamlin is no stranger to the weird ways of the TSA. Earlier this year she was forced to remove her nipple rings prior to boarding a flight. It was not only humiliating, but unnecessary. A visual inspection had already OK'ed her navel ring. Heaven knows what she could have been hiding in those nipple rings!
Tuesday, another woman stood alone against the tyranny which is the Transportation Security Agency.
(motto: We get paid by the hour, and we aren't going anywhere, why should you?)
Nancy Kates allegedly of Berkeley, arrived at Oakland International Airport in plenty of time to board her plane. Why the problems when the alarm sounded as she passed through the metal detector? She claimed it was her underwire bra - a likely story. A female TSA agent waved a wand over Kates, then she
got rather familiar. In Kate's own words, "The woman touched my breast. I said, 'You can't do
that.' She said, 'We have to pat you down.' I said, 'You can't treat me as a criminal for wearing a bra.'
They tried to humiliate me and I was not going to be humiliated over this. If I was carrying nail clippers and forgot about them, I wouldn't have gotten so upset. But here I was just wearing my underwear."
In an effort to get on her flight, she simply removed her bra. This didn't satisfy agents.
They then undertook a painstaking search of her luggage, rummaging for 40 minutes, causing her to miss her flight, expose the rest of her underwear to the perusal of one and all, and eventually arrive four hours late.
In closing, we have a comment and justification by the ever-keen TSA agent spokesman, whom if I'm not incorrect hasn't caught a bad guy yet. If I recall, not one of the Twin Towers terrorists, who flew in and out of the country many times sported a bra or a nipple ring.
TSA spokesman Nico Melendez said Monday that "We have to resolve an alarm. Unfortunately, we can't take a passenger's word for it." Maybe I'm missing something. Didn't it "resolve the
alarm" when it was proven the culprit was the bra? Was the 40 minute luggage fling a good way to break up the day while potentially real terrorists walked by?
Flying? Don't Wear Underwire Bra, Unless You Too Want To Be Groped And Delayed By TSA
"Ma’am, do you want to trade them girls for a good fattening hog?"
Otis "Bullman" Hensley pictured here, who has run for governor twice, travels the state with a giant Fiberglass bull and a sign promising to "chase the bull out of Frankfort." He's hard to miss.
Also, if you're unfamiliar with the Appalachian culture - as most of us are, there are bound to be misunderstandings. Local humor and complimentary sayings are land mines when outsiders run up against them.
While in a grocery store, Otis simply tossed off a frequently used joke in Appalachia which is actually often considered to be a compliment in that neck o' the woods. Obviously it's only used when speaking of cute little girls. He asked the wrong woman if she'd like to trade a hog for her two adorable nieces. She wasn't amused or flattered. In fact, she claims that Hensley wanted to entice the children into illegal sexual activity and wasted no time in having him arrested.
Hensley spent three days in jail, facing ten years in a federal facility. Hensley apologized to the girls' father in court Monday. The case has been dismissed, and he once again rides the bull of change.
Perhaps one of his next ambitious projects should be a guidebook for newcomers delineating what constitutes harassment from complimentary teasing and joking.
I can't help but remember a very unflappable friend who has hiked the Appalachian Trail three times. Scurrying for a lean-to shelter in a downpour late one night, he was glad to see an occupant and warm fire. The older woman, apparently destined to be the only company on that dark and stormy night, pleasantly started the conversation with "Nice Hog-killin' weather." For all we know, this could be "How de Do" in that part of the country, but brought wild-eyed, hatchet-wielding psychos to my friend's mind, who found he no longer seemed to mind sleeping in the rain that night. Trade Ya a Hog For Your Two Nieces? KY PoliticianFaced Prison For The Local Compliment.
"Riots in Denver, the Democrat Convention would see to it that we don't elect Democrats. I am not inspiring or inciting riots, I am dreaming of riots in Denver. There won't be riots at our convention We don't riot. We don't burn our cars. We don't burn down our houses. We don't kill our children. We don't do half the things the American left does. riots in Denver, at the Democratic Convention will see to it we don't elect Democrats. And that's the best damn thing that can happen to this country, as far as I can think" Rush Limbaugh Program Aug 20th 2008
Nothing new there, it is in character for not only Limpbaugh but the Republican Party as well. But in his defense at least he did not openly call for the assassination of any Democrats.
In that quote lay one of the fundamental problems of the past political generation. That indeed Limbaugh is correct, the GOP convention will not have rioters, but only because the radical right-wing happens to be running the convention. Well let my imagination runaway with me... I can see a mob of chauffeur driven black limos full of Rockefeller Republicans driving through Minneapolis with SAVE THE BANKS bumper stickers.
Denver police, Secret Service and FBI have arrested four men in what may be an assassination attempt on Barack Obama. This just in from Denver.
Denver, Colorado - Four people have been arrested in Denver amid fears of a plot to kill Democratic White House hopeful Barack Obama, a local report said on Monday.
Denver-based CBS34 said one of the men arrested had told authorities they were "going to shoot Obama from a high vantage point using ... a rifle ... sighted at 750 yards (meters)."
The shooting was supposed to happen on Thursday when Obama will accept the nomination as the Democratic Party's presidential candidate for the November elections at the 75 000-seat Invesco stadium, the television station reported.
Sadly I have to say this one more time...
While some of you may wonder how many James Earl Rays' live here in America, down here in Dumbutt, Texas I wonder how many live on my street.
"You see, what bothers me most, besides being a Communist, and a racist... Obama bears traits that resemble the anti- Christ and I'm scared to death that un- educated people will ignorantly vote him into office." Victoria Jackson this week on her Christian Webiste
The Un educated and ignorant?!?! Wow! I had to laugh like Hell, let me tell you... In fact her website is a real treat, don't miss this lesson in Christians Gone Wild! I mean really... Gosh... HOLY SHIT! Victoria Jackson, Christian Airhead
Every so often a celebrity can rise to such a level of idiocy that they become so pitiful that we avert our eyes in embarassment, saddened by how far a person can fall. Victoria's claim to fame was playing a leggy head standing dizzy blond poetry reader on SNL. Pictured here in 1986 with another failed SNL cast member Dennis Miller, who is now just another in a long long list of loud mouthed bile spewing Right-wing radio hosts. May they both rest in peace.
So what has Jesus done for Victoria since her hey-day as a television celeberity? Well besides turning her into a crazyass intolerant right-wing ding-a-ling, he made her outsides look as bad as her insides! Praise the Lord and pass the Ho-Hos!
It has finally arrived boys. No wonder the cat-walk is a-buzz!
With the sexy cut-away patented "tease-all" belly, they truly are one-size-fits-all. Your hard-earned beer belly will be displayed as it well should be, also giving extra exposure for tattoos, or billboard space. Or, with imagination, you could wear them backward for an entirely new look.
All of this style, yet they offer even more comfort than the classics you've loved for decades! Seem
impossible? The expanding waist....now has no limit! They still afford easily accessible scratching, and the same optional one or two hooks to strap or not.
Be it a night on the town, a steamy night with the livestock, or a shotgun wedding, you'll make a statement wherever you go.
This IS stretching "reality TV and internet" to the limit for most of us who were treated to the gentle ministrations of the Sisters of Perpetual Pain in our childhoods, unless the ruler swinging, wimple wearing bullies of my and many children's nightmares have changed - a LOT over the years!
You, dear readers will select Miss Nun 2008 by voting on the website which Italian Fr Antonio Rungi will soon have up. Visitors will have one month to "vote for the nun they consider a model." Apparently I haven't darkened the door of a parish in far too many years, as I cannot feature it, unless it is a job modeling "no-break metal edged rulers" perhaps.
"But being ugly is not a requirement for becoming a nun. external beauty is gift from God, and we mustn't hide it" says Rugli, whose cadre of hot prayer partners (and brides of Christ, may I remind them), planted the germ of this idea. "Miss" Nun indeed! Will they take off their wedding rings?
Apparently this event will be wimple-optional, so anything is possible.
The theory is that it will help break stereotypes held both by the public and within the church.
Far be it from me to nitpick, but doesn't it seem that the Catholic church has rung up quite a few stereotypes on the male side of the clergy in recent years...millions of dollars worth? Perhaps they should be running a "Gorgeous Hunk Priest, Bishop - but non sex-predator" category as well....just a thought.
Hot, Beautiful Nuns Need Your Vote. Italian Online Contest Breaks Stereotypes, Not Knuckles
In September of 2007 a Ponce De Leon high school Senior went to her Principle David Davis (pictured here) to complain she was being harassed by other students because she was a Lesbian. Putting down his Bible and unwrapping his turban, Davis did nothing for the girl other than calling her parents to tell them she was a lesbian and that she must keep her distance from all other children. The girl and her parents did nothing out of fear, but after a few of the girl's friends found out about this, they wore gay pride t-shirts and buttons to school one day. They were called into Principle Davis' office where he demanded to know if they were gay and to give them names of any other students in the school who were gay.
Then, doing what Jesus would do, this ugly fat slug of a man lifted the girl's shirts to look for gay pride slogans written directly on their bodies. After ogling the girls breasts he suspended most of them and went on his merry Taliban way. Principle Davis has no problem with students wearing confederate flag shirts o regalia.
The mothers of one of the girls overcame her fear of the local Taliban and called the ACLU. The case was called Gillman v. Holmes County School District which was decided in May by a U.S. District Court rather than a pan handle Taliban court. The district was billed $325,000 in attorney fees and Davis removed as principle.The story became news again this week after the fine people of Ponce De Leon spoke up to claim David Davis as a local hero and school superintendent Steve Griffin - also a member of the Florida Pan Handle Taliban - refused to fire Davis who will be teaching history this year. The towns people just can't understand what it was that Mr Davis did wrong. Clueless in the Pan Handle
Once in a while states other than Texas do their part to help darken the heart of humanity and push civilization back a few steps. In this case the Florida panhandle once again shows what bottom dwellers they can be. If you recall this is that region where Christian Pro Life activist Paul Hill shot an unarmed Dr. Gunn and an associate in the back with a 12 gauge shotgun full of buckshot from a few feet away. Paul was indicted, tried, and executed a few years back though privately hailed a hero by those living in the Florida pan handle.
Down here in Dumbutt, Texas much the same happened a few months ago when Joe Horn shot two unarmed men in the back with a 12 gauge shotgun full of buckshot. Though in that case the people of Harris County not only refused to indict Joe Horn, but they publicly hailed him a hero. So I still hold that Texas gets top honors when it comes to living a cowardly murderous Christian way of life.
The oddly named "Wreck Beach" in British Columbia,here seen in 1979, will be the first beach to be "Liberated, by Daring to be Bare." We'd no idea the beaches had been held captive.
The "Wreck Beach Preservation Society" is encouraging people who are much happier in public without their clothes to liberate other beaches. One wonders if it will be a true liberation, or a storming of the beach, like a nude Normandy with the clothed and families racing the other direction with eyes covered and children firmly in tow.
Inspiration has come from recent nude days staged in Spain, where a hot Mediterranian sun and a long cool drink sound like heaven. It seems to have escaped them that Spain is noted for a much different climate, pace, and ambiance than the Pacific Northwest, where I dare say no one will notice or care if you're playing nekkid volleyball in a freezing downpour in all but roughly three months out of the year without the bother of liberating the beach. The San Juans may be lovely, but Mallorca they ain't.
I would love to know what the "Body Acceptance Machine" is. I only know fun seekers must pass through it before receiving a "Naked Passport" allowing them international access (I presume) to play naked volleyball, have a body painting, or other fun things not mentioned...just that it will be a day of "naked fun" unless it rains..(.what are the chances), in which case people can meet at Spanky's wading pool, or return to the beach on the 31st, when hopefully the body paint won't wash off.
Militant Nudists Storming Beaches,Liberating Sand for Naturists - in Pacific Northwest?
Kansas university's former debate coach, fired for mooning the coach of the opposing team, explained that he lost his temper and shouted at the other coach because he "respected her and her opinions." Hmm...much the way an attorney would prove a point and show respect to a judge or opposing council I presume?
If arguing is a sign of respect, then jumping around, utilizing deleted expletives, then finally showing her and everyone else his hairy...and judging from the rest of his visage, unkempt ass is the ultimate in respect and well thought-out argument. If you require an attorney, check the diploma on the wall for Fort Hays State, it might be a good show.
With the Bush administration increasing the nation's deficit by record numbers, even to the extent of making "Red Ink" Reagan appear more responsible by comparison, one's mind becomes somewhat numbed every time we hear the number a billion dollars. Two billion a week for the war in Iraq, billions in tax credits for oil companies already recording record profits in the tens of billions, etc. It's so common to hear of references to almost anything in the billions of dollars these days, that we've lost perspective.
And then I noticed an article, (apology for the lack of attribution, I'm old and forgetful), referring to a clever ad agency who found a way to put a billion into perspective. You may want to sit down for this, but this is what I learned:
-a billion seconds ago was in the year 1959 -a billion minutes ago our calendar was changing from B.C. to A.D. or year 1 -a billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the stone age -a billion days ago no-one on earth walked on two feet.
Mind boggling? Well ponder this, a trillion is one thousand billion and Bush has added a half trillion dollars to your deficit with a few months left on his time clock to add to his record setting total.
For those of you who still have republican friends you may want to point this out to them and remind the so-called party of fiscal responsibility that John McSame is tied to the hip economically with Bush. And it won't offend any of us hear at Rackjite if you also mention that Clinton left office with a huge surplus.
A billion seconds ago was in 1959? Wow, blew my old mind.
A few hours before Jeffery Wood was to be executed U.S. District Judge Orlando Garica stayed the Texas execution saying it was "an insane system".
Judge Garcia was not even speaking of the insane Texas accomplice law - also known as law of parities - but rather that the State of Texas refused Wood a lawyer or medical examination to prove he was mentally incompetent. The insanity being that a mentally incompetent inmate must be competent enough to act as his own appellate lawyer, write legal briefs and know how to submit such requests and briefs through the criminal beauracry. Catch 22. Well, as this is a game played by Texas to get their kicks dealing out more executions let's double that and call it Catch 44. Accomplice in 1996 slaying gets execution delay
The quick recap.
Jeffery Wood was sentenced to death in the 1996 murder robbery of convenience story clerk Kriss Keeran who was shot by Daniel Reneau while Woods waited in the car (Reneau was executed in 2002 for the murder). The death penalty for Woods came because of an 1879 law called The Texas Law of Parties which makes accomplices in crimes just as guilty as the perpetrator of the crime. There is some precedent and logic in that, but none for a sentence of death for the man who did not do it. The Death Penalty is supposed to require extraordinary circumstances. In this case the only thing extraordinary is how hard the state of Texas tries to out Iran, Iran.
On Tuesday a unanimous 7 to 0 decision by the Texas Board of Pardons and Paroles rejected a clemency request for the Thursday execution of Jeffery Wood. The board also voted 7-0 to not recommend Gov. Rick Perry commute Wood's death sentence. Governor Perry of course had no intention of doing such an unChristian thing as both the board and the Governor are good TEXAS Christians in which forgiveness, mercy and such are all just a big pile of crap.
In defense of the board, the Governor and all Texas prosecutors and judges who consistently deal out as many executions as they can get away with, please take note that in every election cycle those seeking public office in Texas will fall all over themselves as to who has executed and will execute the most people. It is what the people of Texas most want in government, strapping unarmed people down on gurneys and killing them. Well, there is that other popular issue of that intense burning desire to carry guns into schools, churches, bars and the workplace. Together they make Texas what it is.
Texas is ahead of the rest of America in shootings, murders, killings, executions, fag beatings, and using paddles, canes, switches, belts, sticks and fists to keep our children in line. All while claiming to be the most Christian state in America. It is more than obvious that somewhere along the way Satan took control of Christianity in this state where he now runs the show. The only thing Christian about Texas is... Gosh, I can't come up with even one thing. Wait... Hmmm... Oh yeah...
Texas Protestant Christians, led by the most vocal Christians in the State, read Dan Patrick, are at the very forefront of the jackbooted gestapo currently breaking into homes and workplaces, taking mothers from children and children from fathers, deporting and jailing entire families and creating a culture of fear for millions of Hispanics here in Texas not experienced since Texas was paying bounties on Mexican hides in the 1840s. Executions, Guns, Corporal Punishment and Fear - the 4 Horseman of Christianity.
By now everyone's heard that McHouse, I mean McCain, was asked today how many houses he and his wife own, but couldn't remember and referred the query to his staff. His staff got back and said he and Cindy own four houses. In less time than it takes to swat a mosquito, Obama, in full attack mode since back from Hawaii, pointed out that the McCains actually own seven houses and turned the elitist label they've been trying to pin on the dem candidate upside down or inside out depending on your preferred method of swatting a political opponent.
But apart from the silliness of how many houses the McCain's own in what should be a serious political debate, one can't help but wonder how McCain could flub such an easy question, "how many houses do you own?" To put in perspective how easy this question was, I'll venture to say if every American were asked the same question the vast majority would say, "none." And of course we all know it's only getting worse with the sub-prime/foreclosure scandal.
With the economy being the number one issue this election, we obviously need a guy who can do some math, or at the very least count. How effective will McCain's economic team be when after given the simple task of adding up seven houses they came up with the answer: 7 + 0 = 4, an error of __%. I purposely left the percentage of error blank to see if any McCain supporters write in with the correct answer.
I think we could find them a position in the McCain camp.
Space Aliens? Oh, don't you just wish! Common parasites of the human body
(1) The hookworm latches on the walls of the colon with its sharp teeth where it feeds on blood.
(2) The tapeworm is the longest parasite. A mature adult can lay a million eggs a day. (3) Tapeworm eggs embedded in the colon. (4) The roundworm can grow to be 20 inches (50 cm) long and lay 200,000 eggs per day. (5) Pinworms migrate outside the colon during the night to lay
their eggs around the anus. This causes the nightly itching of many unsuspecting victims.
The lovely photos and educational descriptions (no need to thank me), give you some idea of what must have greeted Anthony Franz, man of the world, after passing a 9-foot tapeworm which emerged from his nether regions. He was fortunate, they have been known to send eggs circulating to the human brain and eye as well as other
areas.
Yes, I know it's so pedestrian to avoid Sushi, and for that matter steak tartar. I'd wager one look at a 9 foot tapeworm which had grown familiar with you, and everything you ate for the rest of your life would be cooked to a charcoal briquette.
Franz contends the worm came from a salmon salad at Shaw's Crab House in 2006, after which he fell violently ill. Once the worm emerged, a pathologist identified it as a type particular to fish, such as salmon. Shaw seeks a mere $100,000. which should be enough to impress the restaurant to be cautious, although they claim to have somehow conducted an investigation and are certain it didn't emerge from their restaurant.
Difficult to believe, but in the turn of the century, women were sold a weight loss cure. "Sanitized tape worms." No wonder the fainting couch was so popular in that era as well as smelling salts. It would take more than that to bring me 'round if I met up with an alien from within! 9 ft tapeworm emerges from man's body, files suit claiming salmon gave him internal Alien
The proliferation of bikini wearing Baristas seems to have spawned a new form of drive-thru pervert. This one in Parkland,WA had a really hot time courtesy of a barista who'd finally seen enough. Water this hot is going to leave a mark - a big, painful mark. Let's hope the doctor is possessed of some curiosity.
This old Dr Laura Schlessinger email-0-round expresses well the fatal flaw in Religious Fundamentalism and the literal interpretation of the Bible.
It was said to be sent to Dr. Laura in 2000 in response to the conservative talk show host's bigotry and intolerance directed toward gay men and women, contending such bigotry is okay because it's in the Bible! A few years later Schlessinger changed her religion from an Orthodox Jew to a Evangelical Christian. snopes story
Hypocrite Dr Laura - who preaches no sex before marriage, the sanctity of marriage and who rudely attacks callers for not adhering to her intolerant sexual views on these matters - is pictured here in one of many such photographs as a married women who dressing up in black leather to cheat on her husband. This is one of the nicer shots.
Dear Dr. Laura,
Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and I try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind him that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate.
I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the specific laws and how to best follow them.
a) When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord (Lev 1:9). The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?
b) I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?
c) I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness (Lev 15:19-24). The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.
d) Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?
e) I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?
f) A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an Abomination (Lev 11:10), it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this?
g) Lev 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?
h) Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev 19:27. How should they die?
i) I know from Lev 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?
j) My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? (Lev 24:10-16) Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)
I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help.
Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.
It's truly incredible that recent polls have John McCain running close or in some cases even with Barak Obama. Is it possible that suddenly half of likely voters are greedy rich CEO's, the religiously insane, or intolerant bigots? You know, the republican base. Surely even the most greedy and intolerant amongst us have had enough of a president who's an embarrassment every time he opens his mouth.
Forgetting McCain's flip-floppery on almost every position he stood for in 2000 to pander to "the base," forgetting his daily gaffes, forgetting he can't remember his own policy positions from one hour to the next, and forgetting that this so-called foreign policy expert couldn't find a middle east country with an Atlas and a geography teacher, he has to be a worse public speaker than Bush. After eight years of Bush, how could anyone, including rabid wingnutters, want more of this? If his boring monotone wasn't enough to have you diving for the channel change button on the TV remote, beginning every sentence with "my friends," he must have his handlers half insane.
McCain's vaunted claim to fame is getting shot down in Vietnam and being held prisoner for 5 1/2 years. How that somehow qualifies him as a foreign policy expert is beyond me. It's not like he played chess with Ho Chi Minh every night and discussed world affairs. No human should suffer the indignity John McCain suffered all those years, but that experience hardly qualifies him to be president of the United States. And speaking of experience, look at the mess the so-called experienced experts have gotten us into under the Bush administration. This is the type of experience we could do without. For McCain to get up on his hind legs and endorse these failed policies in the hopes of winning the presidency suggests to me he's jumping the shark. And according to recent polls, nearly half the American voting public is grabbing the same shark fin with him. How depressing.
Could this simple steel nut be behind many of those enlarge yourself spam e-mails? Whatever the method two men in Malaysia, this week alone have tried.
For his birthday, John McCain got himself a little present.
Did I forget to mention this is his new running mate? Yes indeedy! Sarah Palin is the name, gov of Alaska and opposing women's rights is her game along with all of the other standard right wing BS.
You'd never guess that the charmer pictured here claims to be a 225-year-old vampire named Draven.
Trivia moment:
Erik Draven happens to be the name of Brandon Lee's character in the extremely ill-fated, box office smash, the 1992 movie version of The Crow, where Lee portrayed a black-clad, undead, rock musician intent upon avenging the deaths of himself and his girlfriend. In real life during filming, he died at 28-years-old. It is said the cause was a fluke accident with a prop pistol.
The war against Bra Terror marches on. We're putting you on notice Al Quaida! If any sneaky terrorists try to pass security wearing a nipple ring or an underwire bra, the alert agents at TSA will pounce on them! If they appeal to them they will be fondled and groped!
Otis "Bullman" Hensley pictured here, who has run for governor twice, travels the state with a giant Fiberglass bull and a sign promising to "chase the bull out of Frankfort." He's hard to miss. 
Nothing new there, it is in character for not only Limpbaugh but the Republican Party as well. But in his defense at least he did not openly call for the assassination of any Democrats. 
It has finally arrived boys. No wonder the cat-walk is a-buzz!
This IS stretching "reality TV and internet" to the limit for most of us who were treated to the gentle ministrations of the Sisters of Perpetual Pain in our childhoods, unless the ruler swinging, wimple wearing bullies of my and many children's nightmares have changed - a LOT over the years!
In September of 2007 a Ponce De Leon high school Senior went to her Principle David Davis (pictured here) to complain she was being harassed by other students because she was a Lesbian. Putting down his Bible and unwrapping his turban, Davis did nothing for the girl other than calling her parents to tell them she was a lesbian and that she must keep her distance from all other children. The girl and her parents did nothing out of fear, but after a few of the girl's friends found out about this, they wore gay pride t-shirts and buttons to school one day. They were called into Principle Davis' office where he demanded to know if they were gay and to give them names of any other students in the school who were gay. 
The oddly named "Wreck Beach" in British Columbia,here seen in 1979, will be the first beach to be "Liberated, by Daring to be Bare." We'd no idea the beaches had been held captive.
The "Wreck Beach Preservation Society" is encouraging people who are much happier in public without their clothes to liberate other beaches. One wonders if it will be a true liberation, or a storming of the beach, like a nude Normandy with the clothed and families racing the other direction with eyes covered and children firmly in tow.
A few hours before Jeffery Wood was to be executed U.S. District Judge Orlando Garica stayed the Texas execution saying it was "an insane system".
Space Aliens? Oh, don't you just wish! Common parasites of the human body
(1) The hookworm latches on the walls of the colon with its sharp teeth where it feeds on blood.
(2) The tapeworm is the longest parasite. A mature adult can lay a million eggs a day. (3) Tapeworm eggs embedded in the colon. (4) The roundworm can grow to be 20 inches (50 cm) long and lay 200,000 eggs per day. (5) Pinworms migrate outside the colon during the night to lay
their eggs around the anus. This causes the nightly itching of many unsuspecting victims.
This old Dr Laura Schlessinger email-0-round expresses well the fatal flaw in Religious Fundamentalism and the literal interpretation of the Bible. 
It's truly incredible that recent polls have John McCain running close or in some cases even with Barak Obama. Is it possible that suddenly half of likely voters are greedy rich CEO's, the religiously insane, or intolerant bigots? You know, the republican base. Surely even the most greedy and intolerant amongst us have had enough of a president who's an embarrassment every time he opens his mouth.
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