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New Rules with Bill Maher Joe the Delusional Plumber Oct 31, 2008

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Amazing...Adorable Pic of Joe the Plumber complete with crack

Adorable
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Daily Show John Oliver Says Community Organizers are Crack Dealers



This one is funny... And John Oliver puts a bit of a damper on who "community organizer" has come to mean "uppity Negro".

And indeed that fat f%*ker is indeed a fat f%*ker.

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Jon Stewart Interviews Bill Kristol, stammering loser



Here we get a taste of - King of the Neocons Weekly Standard owner William Kristol - of what so many of such losers will be sounding like come November 5th. As a Neocon he is sticking to McCain because McCain is a foreign policy HAWK, who will ratchet up both our present wars and start at least three more. It is what NEOCON means... "Power flows out of the barrel of a gun." Chairman Mao. And it goes without saying that Neocons are pointing the gun at only Muslims. Neo Conservatives are a solidly Irish group who don't like any non Catholics!
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McCain stood up in OHIO by Joe the Plumber..A Star is Born



"Joe" who is not a small business owner, isn't named Joe, owes back taxes and admits he'd be better off under Obama's tax plan, still campaigns for McCain...we think. The insulting snub this morning hurt, but Joe stated that he'd only received a call last night and hadn't agreed to show. Perhaps he was meeting with his new publicity team,The Press Office in Nashville. Offers have flooded in, but only a book deal is in the works so far. Hope it's in time for Christmas giving!
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100,000 juicy X rated robocalls for mmmm...CA Rep Zane Starkwolf



In a different sort of dirt, Rachel Maddow tells of workers from the same company which once worked against McCain, walking off of the job rather than reading the lie filled scripts against Obama.
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Worst Person, Palin Earns BIG BOOS in PA, Pamela Geller...Barack Love Child of Malcolm X..

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Socialist Halloween Nick Anderson Cartoon

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Stephen Colbert and Yosemite Sam Endorse Obama

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Jon Stewart Does Republican Rogues Joe the Plumber and Sarah Palin


Sarah Palin bucking the McCain campaign by taking off her clothes. Well not for spread yet, but she did replace her fancyass Saks 5th Avenue duds with her old Alaskan fashions.

And with Joe the Plumber Wurzelbacher now officially speaking for the McCain Campaign saying Barack Obama will cause the death of Israel...

Republican Rogues Palin and Wurzelbacher 

... the GOP had to compensate for having such a seriously ignorant wingnut - who effectively speaks for all of America's White Trash -  by adding a new "Joe an Idiot American" who they call "Tito the Builder."  Tito is a Venezuelan who likens Barack Obama not to Osama bin Laden, Saddam Hussien, Karl Marx, or now Adolph Hitler and Nazi Germany, but to Socialist President of Venezuela, Hugo Chavez. Tito hates Chavez very very very very much.  Like old Cubans hate Fidel. Very very - put a bomb in his cigar - much.

tito

So the GOP gets to keep all this nastyass namecalling hatred as their strong suit without having to dump Dumb ole boy Joe. It is the nature of that now dying Beast. Fear and hate and violent solutions... Perhaps the GOP will end up back in Hell from whence it came?

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Jon Stewart Interviews Socialist Marxist and Terrorist Barack Obama October 29th

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Pop Culture Rachel Maddow, Unbelievably Funny BAD Campaign Ads

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Olbermans Worlds Worst, Radio Host Claims Equality Not American

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The Republican Base Chant Bomb Obama and the rise of Sister Sarah


If you think Pottsville, Pa is any different than any place else in America you are fooling yourself. This video is what the media is so loath to present because they want these tens of millions of Bomb Obamians watching and supporting the advertising on their stations.

The people you see in this video go by many names: Real Americans, Patriotic Americans, Rural Americans, Family Value Americans, God Fearing Americans, the Republican Base and of late whatever you want to but the name "Joe" in front of.

And Holy Hockeylockers do they ever like Sarah Palin!

Mrs Palin seems to be that nasty intolerant airhead who seems to always find her way onto some school board wanting to push her intolerant version of Jesus upon your children (and all children).  What goes on outside America - or often even outside her county or state - is alien to her. This bonds with the low intellect that cannot parse anything more complicated than, "If its in the Bible I believe it." 

This lack of mental capacity has got me thinking that the pundits may be wrong, Mrs Palin is not smart enough to become the Junior Senator from Alaska. Rather she can make the big money and the big celebrity status by becoming Sister Sarah. Modeled after Sister Aimee McPherson who dominated Evangelical America for the first half of the 20th Century. BTW, McPherson turned out to be a crook who finally OD'd on downers... 

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Stephen Colbert Explains why Obama is a Socialist

I would first like to take issue with the writers at the Colbert Report from missing the standard retort to that wingnut news anchor throwing the infamous Karl Marx quote at Senator Biden who so rightly asked if she was joking.

“From each according to their ability, to each according to their need.” Karl Marx.

“Neither was there any among them that lacked; for as many as were possessors of lands or houses sold them, and brought the prices of things that were sold, And laid them down at the apostles feet: and distribution was made unto every man according as he had need.” Acts of the Apostles’ 4-34

God says the same thing, is God a Socialist?

Secondly, I was late to the gate in understanding why the term "Spreading the Wealth Around" gained such long legs to become the last Hurrah of the McCain campaign. The term defines taxation, which all political systems must use to survive more than a few weeks, so WTF is this about then, it makes no sense?  

To those humming the refrain "Wealth" means white people's money and "spreading around" means giving it to lazy Negroes. When this came to me the other day and I mentioned my insight to friends and family all I got was a blank stare and a drawn out "Well duhhhhhhhhhh.... "

So my question is, if everyone knows that, why can't the media say so? I know the answer to that!  Unlike Blogs and talk radio, the mainstream media cannot assume what someone may think, or in fact what they know everyone thinks. That is subjective and not allowed.

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Jon Stewart and Samantha Bee Do McCain Air Quotes and his Pregnant Penis

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Olbermann, McCain in the Membrane, Jose the Offended Voter



Can whoever unleashed her reel her back in...please?
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Daughter of Kennedy Campaign Mgr Sues McCain Campaign For tolerating Death Threats

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Olberman Worst Person, OReilly Scolded By Neilsen CEO



Loofah Boy finally protests too much!
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Who is UnAmerican these days? Nick Anderson Cartoon

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For most of my life I have not been able to fly the American Flag  because I did not want my friends and neighbors to think I was an uneducated intolerant Right-wing bigot.  The change in the wind is now blowing true enough that I can put it up with a bit of pride rather than embarrassment. 

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Stephen Colbert Explains where the Republican Party is Going

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Samantha Bee Attacked and Robbed by Allen Greenspan



Allen Greenspan finds a flaw in his theory on how the world works!  Meaning the financial world needs to be regulated because there are very selfish crooked people in the world! Or in the more vernacular, Allen Greenspan finally figured out that putting a few Tasmanian Devils in with the chickens was not that good of an idea after all!

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Daily Show Jon Oliver Checks the Political Hate on Both Sides

What is so interesting about this is that in showing the equal angst from both sides, we find that the Right side's argument is based on lies (Obama muslim terrorist) while the Left side is based on the truth (war mongering old man with an idiot running mate). The problem, which presents itself by Mr. Oliver not making that point, is that the truth doesn't matter ONE WIT anymore. Its seems the dumber one is, the more one believes only what one wishes to believe.

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Alaska Senator Ted Stevens found Guilty of 7 Felonies

stevens The Washington DC jury found Alaska Senator Ted Stevens - Joe the Nastyman - guilty of seven felony counts for receiving a quarter million dollars from oil executive Bill Allen. Or as Republicans would call him, Joe the Crook. By the way, you do know where all this "Joe The..." business came from that John McCain pounds so much? 

It comes from his best pal once Texas Senator Phil Gramm, the loudest advocate of unregulated free market madness to hold national office. Can we call Phil Gramm, Joe the Economist?  Gramm used the same game in all his elections including his run for President. It was Dicky Flatts the Printer. Down here in Dumbutt we used to hear so much about Dicky Flatts the poor printer who made half a million a year, that often during Phil Gramm speeches people from nearby Oklahoma could here a hum of the Texas electorate crying "Oh No! Not Dicky Flatts again!"

Speaking of Phil Gramm, it was only a few weeks ago that Phil - the spokesman for the father of unregulated free markets Milton Friedman, and our generations' unregulated free market spokesman Fed Chairman Allen Greenspan - was going to be McCain' top financial advisor in his cabinet. There has been a change of plans in that it seems.

There are three interesting issues regarding the Ted Stevens verdict.

First is the ongoing news that one jury member was a hysterical and potentially violent member which the jury told the judge they could not deal with. As soon as that person was replaced a guilty verdict came down. During that news cycle, and it being DC, Americans saw that person as one of those overweight black women with an attitude. You betcha we did! Turns out to be just the opposite, some crazyass Republican operative in the jury room...

Secondly is can Ted the Crook still win his Senate seat in the up coming Election in Alaska? Figuring Alaskans like shooting wolves from airplane, have their bars open until 5am and think Sarah Palin is an intellectual (probably related to the bars being open so late) what's a little graft from a nasty asshole like Ted Stevens? It's a tossup, very hard to poll.

And lastly, if Stevens wins and goes to jail, will he be replaced by the junior Senator from Alaska Sarah Palin?

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Tennessee Skinhead Daniel Cowart Arrested in Obama Assassination plot photo

skinhead Two conservative Tennessee men hit the news this morning. Daniel Cowart (20) and Paul Schlesselman (18) are being held by the ATF in connection with a plot to assassinate Barack Obama. Skinhead plot news sweeps suspect's Tenn. hometown

With the recent news cycle finding that Joe was not the name of newly ordained conservative pundit Joe the Plumber, I think we will call these guys Joe the Rebs. 

The men planned to not only assassinate Barack Obama, but also murder 88 other blacks and and extra 14 more which they would also behead. A black school was in the plans. 88 and 14 have to do with Skinhead atonement to white supremacy and Adolph Hitler. It was not known whether they planned to decapitate Obama or what they were going to to with the heads. 

Two quotes come to mind concerning this, first from the very fat, disgusting, intolerant and hypocritical best friend of Rush Limbaugh:

“Casual drug users should be shot... Dealers should be beheaded… I have no moral problem with beheadings…” Bill Bennett

And the second from the well formed Rack Jite:

"While some of you may wonder how many James Earl Rays may still live in America, down here in Texas I wonder how many live on my street."  Rack Jite

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Political humor from Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Bill Maher and SNL. Commentary by Newscat & Rack Jite
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