This potential rapist needs to be put away for a long time if he doesn't do away with himself for loss of face, and a hurting unit. The 46 -yr old completely nude dimwit gained entrance to the unidentified 88-yr-old woman's home through a sliding door. Backing her into the living room, and pushing her face down onto a chair. It's not difficult to picture what nature boy had planned next for the much older woman.
Our damsel wasn't having any thanks. She reached behind and simply squeezed - hard! When he was able to tear free he ran. By the way, it's very cold in Portland right now, which may explain why he didn't make it back to his car in time. Perhaps he froze in a puddle, or slipped on the ice, going ass over teakettle? Either way is nice to imagine. His timing was most unfortunate..for him
A county code enforcement officer just happened to be very nearby, upon hearing the call on his radio, he spotted a car near the woman's house, and passed the license information along. Troutdale police arrested the criminal. It is just a pity he can't be charged with what he intended to do. He was jailed on accusations of burglary, harassment and private indecency, with bail set at $110,000, not enough in my opinion, but perhaps he'll make new friends where he's going who like to play rough as well!
Rush Limbaugh first played the song Barack the Magic Negro in the Spring of 2007. It is sung by an Al Sharpton impersonator (horrible impersonation) complaining that Obama is not Black Enough to be President. Here it is.
The issue to date is that Chip Saltsman - who was Mike Huckabee's campaign manager for his failed run for President - sent this song via CD out on his GOP mailing list as a Christmas card.
Saltsman is running for the chairmanship of the RNC. The dust up is not so much the political correctness of the song as it is who will take control of the present disarray in the Republican Party. Columnist Clarence Page weighs in on the issue.
It is no surprise that First Christian Mike Huckabee has come out to defend Saltsman and the lowball nature of the song. It is an example of how the American Right-wing has corrupted Christianity out of all recognition. Somehow over the past 30 years or so Christianity has become the religion of hate and war rather than love and peace. Its amazing...
Ken Blackwell - a black conservative also running for the RNC chair - also defends Saltzman and the song. Blackwell was the Attorney General of Ohio who made a name for himself refusing to count contested ballots, in leading the cause against not only gay marriage but gay unions as well, and who is now a member of The Family Research Council. Mr Blackwell does not require silver, he will sing any Republican song for 30 pieces of coal.
On the other side is the present RNC chairman Mike Duncan who said he was "shocked and appalled that anyone would think Saltsman's CD moves the party in the right direction."
Also running for the RNC chair is Michigan GOP chairman Saul Anuzis who also voiced his pain over the negative perception it brings to Republicans when they should be moving from exclusiveness to inclusiveness.
Though not running for the position, Governor Charlie Crist of Florida - one of the few voices of reason left in the GOP - also weighed in calling it divisive.
This story has legs because it will be our first indicator of where the GOP plans to go in the coming years. This will be decided come January 30th, 2009 when the Republicans meet in Washington DC to vote.
Will it go to the evangelical right represented by Saltsman or Blackwell? Or to the more moderate views of Duncan or Anuzis?
On the big screen we see the conservative base represented by the most popular figures in the GOP - Sarah Palin and Mike Huckabee. We also saw all the Republican moderates in the Northeast thrown out of office making the the more moderate pragmatists - Charlie Crist and Arnold Schwarzenegger seem dust in the wind.
The Republican base controls not only the GOP primaries but its platform and its ideological direction. At the moment I would put my money on them going back to their core values of religious intolerance, happyfeet bigotry, unregulated free markets and tax breaks for the wealthy.
Sounds like a winner to me! That's what Rush and Sean are pushing on the rado. Its what Sarah Palin stands for! Intelligent Design has failed the GOP. I am especially happy that my dog has become smarter than a Republican!
SIT! STAY! LAY DOWN. DONT BITE YOUR BALLS! GOOD BOY! See....
Remember the lovely idea of convincing pre-teens to take a virginity pledge? Some parents turn it into a ceremony complete with a ring, a party, then kick back and reward themselves with complacent peace of mind. If you're still inclined to go through with it, I suggest you don't break the bank. You might want to follow the advice of the researchers mentioned earlier this week who found teens who
breakfasted with parents had sex later than those who skipped "the most important meal of the day."
After all of the solemn vowing and proud applause, does it work for the one in eight teens who take the vow? The answer is a resounding no. In fact, according to the journal Pediatrics, these teens are just as likely to have sex as those who haven't vowed,and much more likely not to use condoms or any birth control method thanks to the abstinence only approach to sex ed. The research showed that the well intentioned ones were no different in their rates of premarital sex,anal and oral sex, and the likelihood of having a sexually transmitted disease. Revive mother and read on please.
Enjoy the ceremony if you are determined not to have that frank talk about sex, disease, and pregnancy. When surveyed, five years after taking the pledge, the subjects who were now aged 20 to 23 often denied or forgot that they'd ever taken such a vow.
Teens who vow virginity have as much sex as others, more pregnancy,STDs
Though this new study only enforces previous studies, it does help shine through all the present bigotry behind California's Proposition 8. I found this version of all this over at Pam's to have the most revenant links proving the point. Family Acceptance Project Releases Paper On LGB Youth Risk Factors
The various issues concerning Gay Rights are unique in that there is no skin coming off anyone else's nose. As such, this type of bigotry directed at gay men and women is just for the fun of it. Economic and intellectual wanting groups of people can suffer real or imagined fears of Hispanics and African Americans who may be coming to take their jobs, steal their flat screen TVs, or gangbang the neighborhood. But there is no substance to fear of any kind concerning gays. Well other than better fashion sense for rednecks.
There are two sets of facts in this study that gets to the base nastiness of it all. First is this one which the study was about.
Gay children of parents who either negatively respond to them OR give little or no positive feedback:
8.4 times more likely to report attempting suicide 5.9 times more likely to report high levels of depression 3.4 times more likely to report illegal drug use 3.4 times more likely to report having engaged in unprotected sexual intercourse
The second set of facts also reaffirms past studies showing gay teens, on average, aware of their sexuality early on:
Under 11: when they first experienced a same-sex attraction. Just over 14 : when they realized they were gay. Before 16: when they came out to their families.
This issue, where parents knowingly and purposefully push their own children into self loathing, depression, drug use, and suicide is more than enough reason for them, and everyone else, to immediately reject whatever the source of this kind of hateful, intolerant, degenerate, bullshit. It is deviant human behavior subsidized by Satan and orchestrated by the Anti Christ.
Busy defense lawyer John Jacobs was almost never without his cell, nor is he without it now. The difference is that the phone was, and is working order, which sadly cannot be said for Jacobs. His beloved Motorola T720 was sent with him into eternity fully charged, where it continues to work beautifully after three years.
John's wife Marian Seltzer, who is also a defense lawyer, pays the monthly $55 phone bill, and lest anyone forget, his number is etched into his headstone beneath the words "Rest in Peace." An irony for those who feel harrassed by their cell phones, but we're assured Jacobs wouldn't want to be parted from it now or ever. I only hope that none of those who leave voice messages are clients in crisis who haven't received the news. A call back would be a "good news - bad news" affair of the Twilight Zone variety.
I so wish we knew whether it simply beeped, or played a certain song. Whatever the choice, it will forever be memorable for those present when the very first call rang in - at the end of the services for Jacobs. Son Simon laughs remembering the day, "The poor diggers, I thought they'd have a heart attack!" Indeed.
Simon, his brother, and mother leave messages on a regular basis and hear "Hi. You've reached the voice mail of John Jacobs. After you hear the beep, leave a voice mail and I will return your call." As far as we know, there have been no outgoing calls.
Bristol Palin gave birth to a 7 pound bouncing baby boy over the weekend.
Mother Bristol Palin - in keeping with her mother naming Palin men (her brothers) after famous Tennessee Hillbillies, Track Tore and Trigg Err - named her boy Tripp. Like the father of the child is on a Tripp somewhere or other.
Some say that Tripp is a silly name, but not as silly as Boner or Headcheese. Bristol was probably informed by her Mother that damn, Moon Unit was already taken.
The father of the new boy, Levi Johnston (does everyone under 20 in Alaska has a silly name) is either up on the North Slope drill baby drilling or studying to be an electrician at some undisclosed location. Or perhaps hiding in Zimbabwe.
Thank BeJesus for electricians, we will not have to suffer another plumber in that gang of... of... Gosh, White House Hopefuls.
Perhaps they can find a white collar job for young Levi? With his Mom recently found to be a crank dealer and his possible Mother-in-Law having been found by her church NOT to be a witch, perhaps an office job in The Alaskan Institute of Funny Names?
This all seems to reinforce what the media has been drilling into us now for over a month. There is no difference between Caroline Kennedy and Sarah Palin, the Kennedy's are the same as the Palin's, well for conservative argument sake anyway.
I do not know why, but I am reminded of the greatest quote during the Monica Lewinsky debacle. When asked by reporters if what the much maligned Bill Clinton did was any different than what the much adored John Kennedy did, Arsenio Hall replied. "Are you kidding me?? Monica Lewisky is no Marilyn Monroe!"
Update: People Magazine is offering the unwed couple $300,000 for pictures of the little bastard. Oh No! The Political Correctness ball just curved around 180 and kicked me in the ass! Anyway, so much for electrician school.
The Grosse family wasn't at home at the time, or it would have been even more surprising when Deputy Fire Chief Greg Robbins directed his crew to break through the door in their most energetic life-saving manner!
The Chief truly isn't a marauding maniac. He had every reason to believe the address he'd been given was that of a vacant home, owned by the city and cleared for use in training drills. After all, when the crew arrives, there is usually some smoke or fire to verify that they have the right domicile.
Keith is still on vacation, so we're bringing you some of his most watched oddball videos. Al Frankin, still counting. China throw two dollars? There's something to this one. My grandparents were known for breaking the china,and the sound barrier.Neighbors knew it was safe to visit again when they'd see the happy couple heading to town to purchase new dishes.
Other than the constant barrage of patriotism and support of our troops followed by more patriotism and support of our troops coupled with even more patriotic support of our troops with a flag waving nationalism that puts even the Nuremberg rallies in the back row, most of what you get these days from the fat dumb one (as opposed to the earlier 3 hours of the fat smart one) is selling Freedom Concert tickets. Though the 6 concerts are not until August, this has been going on as a major point of the 3 hour show since October. Get your Freedom Concert Ticket packages under the Christmas tree!
Callers just cannot seem to get enough information on this great event. And no, the Freedom Concert coffee mugs DO NOT come with your ticket package. You get a voucher which you redeem at the concert when you enter. Yes! The calendar does come with the ticket gift package - because getting it in August would make 2/3 of it used up. These organizers, celebrities and audiences are not as stupid as they look!
And yes, you have to bring your own flag. It would probably be best to wear a flag of some sort as one of your hands will be busy carrying your Freedom Concert Coffee Mug around for the 3 hour concert. Yes, the concert is estimated to last 3 hours and 10 minutes.
Colonel Oliver North and Sean Hannity will be giving patriotic pep talks between musical venues, and yes,there is talk of a surprise guest in attendance! Last year one of the Freedom Concerts had Rudy Gulliani speak for almost 3 minutes! With Sarah Palin now the most popular and best loved Republican I would guess this venue beneath her, instead expect Joe the Plumber, who by the way seems to have got a book and record deal out of Nashville!
After paying for musical acts, logistics and marketing what money is left over will go to scholarships to children of dead or 100% disabled Iraq and Afghanistan veterans and the purchase of 8000 copies of Colonel Oliver North's new book which will be distributed to our troops in Iraq and Afghanistan! Something they have all been asking for rather than the new ACDC or METALICA cds.
For you youngsters out there, Ollie North is a convicted felon who worked in the basement of the Reagan White House where he sold TOW missiles to Middle East terrorists to fund Nicaragua terrorists. In the process he defied congress, the constitution and the rule of law, which of course makes him a hero in the great conservative book of boobs. Palin/North 2012! The Airhead and the Felon! Armed to Please!
Other than the daily jabber over the Freedom Concert the Sean Hannity Radio Show follows the same Republican talking points that Rush Limbuagh initiates during the preceding 3 hours of this daily six hour set. Wait, Hannity is followed by Mike Savage in many markets which is nine straight hours of this... This... Gosh... It is so bad they haven't a name for it yet. Poopyshitstink?
The key talking points since the election on the Hannity program are the same as Limbaugh, the constant unrelenting use of the word socialist and socialism every time Barack Obama is mentioned. And secondly claiming that environmentalism is a liberal conspiracy to destroy capitalism and hand over America to European Socialist Marxists and Communists. Both Rush and Sean especially hate those big windmills popping up around the nation.
Hannity is much better at mindless banter on the phone than Limbaugh. Sean can take two or three calls per minute feigning embarrassment over callers telling him what a wonderful intelligent American he is, and how they could not live without him and his show.
The callers also want to know more about The Freedom Concert! Will Billy Ray really be there in person!!?? Yes! Will Michael W.Smith be there too! Yes! What about inviting Ted Nugent? Ted is a wonderful bigot, racist, dog and cat killer and friend of Sean's but Ted will probably not be there as his music is not really compatible with Christian musician Mike Smith. Will Ollie North come on stage more than once? Youbetcha! Again and Again and Again! And Sean will personally introduce each act!
The Holiday VS Christmas war continues in Pensacola, FLA. Stalwart Baptist,Tonia Thomas claims she was fired from her job in a vacation rental company because she refused to say "Happy Holidays" and greeted customers with "Merry Christmas." "I hold my core Christian values to a high standard and I absolutely refuse to give in on the basis of values. All I wanted was to be able to say 'Merry Christmas' or to acknowledge no holidays," she said Tuesday. "As a Christian, I don't recognize any other holidays." Well, she told us! I'll bet she was jolly around the office too.
There are two sides to this story, and more than one surprise. The first being the fact that it is a Christian company which celebrates Christmas! This newsflash is from the president who doesn't seem Scrooge-like in the least. He believes Thomas is a disgruntled employee,giving a one sided story. It seems she'd been fired for other reasons, not the seasons.
She is also working on a discrimination lawsuit and compensation for lost pay. Hint to those with similar goals: A Jacksonville labor attorney said,"I wouldn't think an employee has the right to insist (on saying Merry Christmas) unless that really is a tenet of their faith. She would have to make a strong case that was part of her beliefs, if not, it becomes insubordination,"he said.Harper's advice on the issue is brief. "The best option is just not to say anything," he said. That excellent advice might cover a plethora of situations, and even help you sail through the Holidays.
Woman Insists She Was Fired For Saying Merry Christmas vs Happy Holidays
They bleeped the bleep out of Hillary and every other fine upstanding candidate. Who the bleep needs those bleeping bleepity mouths in office, I bleepin' ask you!
Parents worried by the increasingly young age at which their offspring may be having sex, would do well to heed the age old advice from grandma; make sure the kinder have a good breakfast each and every day.You may think that this is an absurd conclusion, that Cheerios - or any breakfast has the ability to slow teen sexual activity and thereby teen pregnancy but 'tis true. The connection was recently demonstrated by a Japanese survey of over 1500 people of varying ages. Their intention was to study how to reduce unwanted pregnancies,and was a success.
While breakfast seems a strange teen sex retardant, they concluded that the family environment is truly the cause of these interesting results, those who break bread together tend to be closer. I was relieved, having guessed that perhaps those who don't breakfast simply had more time to fool around before school. The average age for the breakfast club to lose their virginity is 19.4 years old, and the breakfast skippers average 17.5 years old. Please remember this is in Japanese years. I'm certain there's an American exchange rate.
Another interesting finding of the survey was that the average age of first-time sex was higher for those who found their mother to be annoying. Annoying! Few mothers and fathers of teenage girls can claim the distinction of never having been annoying, embarrassing, geezers, and best kept where they can't be viewed by friends. If you are fortunate, it is a stage, she grows out of it within 20-30 years. If you haven't experienced it,consider yourself blessed.
With the nuptials that we presume are upcoming in the Palin household, because of a baby produced by two teens, one cannot help but wonder.Has that showcase of a kitchen ever hosted a family breakfast, lunch, or dinner...aside from the moose stew-stirring interview Palin conducted courtesy of Grandpa? Could Sarah have issues with her teen daughter? If so, I hope they take the hint, there seems to be an entire passel of Palins, all of whom need their mother's touch each day, right there in Wasilla! Nice try wasn't it?
Prevent Teen Pregnancy With Cheerios, Hint to Palins
This past July Rush Limbaugh signed a $400 million 8 year contract. I would guess that means Clear Channel Communications is expecting an 8 year term for Barack Obama. Conservatives are mad. They are also angry and even though advertising revenues are down for all of radio, the intensity of these listeners is stronger than ever before. They have lost everything. Well other than Antonin Benito Scalia and Clarence Slappy Thomas in control of the once Supreme court...
The overall theme of the three hours each day has changed little over the years. It is still dominated by various instances of political correctness concerning liberal socialists, environmental whackos and the Driveby Media which define them all as Intolerant Nazi Fascists. The dominate theme of the show, BELIEVE IT OR NOT, is still the lies of Global Warming, Climate Change, wind power, solar power and that the entire environmentalist movement is run by socialists who only want to destroy capitalism and America.
Limbaugh is still the spokesman for conservative family values here in America; three marriages, three divorces, no children, and a morphine addict who takes so much joy in making fun of the sick, the homeless, the poor, and the dead. Character Matters!
There seems to be only two new aspects to the show. First is the saturation of the words socialist and socialism whenever the word Obama comes up.
Secondly is Limbaugh pushing his conspiracy theory [much like the one he made up about Hillary Clinton murdering Vince Foster] that Senator Chuck Schumer and Barack Obama created this economic disaster in order to steal the election from John McCain. It soon got out of their control and they could no longer contain it even with the help of co conspirators Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid. Of course Limbaugh also blames the UAW, all unions, the Mayor of Detroit and Hillary Clinton for the recession. We also learn that the only answer to our woes is to RUSH back to unregulated free markets and not only reduce, but eliminate taxes on corporations and the wealthy.
And his audience just loves him. It is not Rush Limbuagh who is the problem in all this, he is only following the money, it is the disgusting dregs of humanity who listen to his crap that are the danger to all of us. Everything you need to know about Rush Limbaugh
This potential rapist needs to be put away for a long time if he doesn't do away with himself for loss of face, and a hurting unit. The 46 -yr old completely nude dimwit gained entrance to the unidentified 88-yr-old woman's home through a sliding door. Backing her into the living room, and pushing her face down onto a chair. It's not difficult to picture what nature boy had planned next for the much older woman.
The issue to date is that Chip Saltsman - who was Mike Huckabee's campaign manager for his failed run for President - sent this song via CD out on his GOP mailing list as a Christmas card.
Remember the lovely idea of convincing pre-teens to take a virginity pledge? Some parents turn it into a ceremony complete with a ring, a party, then kick back and reward themselves with complacent peace of mind. If you're still inclined to go through with it, I suggest you don't break the bank. You might want to follow the advice of the researchers mentioned earlier this week who found teens who
breakfasted with parents had sex later than those who skipped "the most important meal of the day."
Busy defense lawyer John Jacobs was almost never without his cell, nor is he without it now. The difference is that the phone was, and is working order, which sadly cannot be said for Jacobs. His beloved Motorola T720 was sent with him into eternity fully charged, where it continues to work beautifully after three years.
Bristol Palin gave birth to a 7 pound bouncing baby boy over the weekend. 
The Holiday VS Christmas war continues in Pensacola, FLA. Stalwart Baptist,Tonia Thomas claims she was fired from her job in a vacation rental company because she refused to say "Happy Holidays" and greeted customers with "Merry Christmas." "I hold my core Christian values to a high standard and I absolutely refuse to give in on the basis of values. All I wanted was to be able to say 'Merry Christmas' or to acknowledge no holidays," she said Tuesday. "As a Christian, I don't recognize any other holidays." Well, she told us! I'll bet she was jolly around the office too.
Parents worried by the increasingly young age at which their offspring may be having sex, would do well to heed the age old advice from grandma; make sure the kinder have a good breakfast each and every day.You may think that this is an absurd conclusion, that Cheerios - or any breakfast has the ability to slow teen sexual activity and thereby teen pregnancy but 'tis true. The connection was recently demonstrated by a Japanese survey of over 1500 people of varying ages. Their intention was to study how to reduce unwanted pregnancies,and was a success.
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