KicK! Making Politics Fun

It's no easy thing to turn a valve, flooding offices using eight arms, or you'd think so until you see how well they work together with the little suckers for accomplishing the most minute of tasks.They're said to have the intelligence of a small child. This was no accident I tell you! Flo, a very intelligent creature has been watching and waiting to pull an escape, or a very good practical joke!.This should remind you to show Flo and her cousins some respect next time you're at an aquarium!

Blaine, WA hits the news! Okay one resident with the name of Joseph Takesgun. Fortunately that isn't why the policeman was following him, but there's probably a less than one in a million chance of where Takesgun pulled in and said he lived!

Jeb Hensarling...is he simple? Freedom IS costly and messy, but we "need to have recessions to be free." I think a medium sized (special) butterfly net should do the trick! Facebook | Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article |

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I'm generally no fan of snakes myself, but I truly fail to see the problem with JoJo and Sheldon Washington. There's just something different about these two. The Boa, uniquely constructed for hanging onto the handle bars, appears to be enjoying the ride as much as a dog who hangs out of your window in the car,and how many dogs will wait patiently for you to return? He doesn't bark or snap at people either. The people of Clifton Forge, VA don't care,they're just being haters because they don't understand. They want JoJo caged....jailed maybe, on some trumped up charge, like not wearing a helmet?

The Coolest Jazz Ever Mu-sicle. Brrrrr...who in Northern Italy thought of this beautifully surreal and completely unique experience? A must - see, when I say everything is ice...I'm not exaggerating a bit! Facebook | Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article |

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Contractor-Gate If we were speaking of the private sector, what if several companies had been BANNED, and not for small things. Let's say their services had and endangered our troops and much worse - Mr. Cheney, and others. The good reasons for their bans range from faulty electrical and plumbing which causes electrocution, to faulty armor, proven not to work, and those barely scratch the surface. They've defrauded a huge list from taxes and medicaid to insider trading, but are being hired and paid very well again.They must have some really good friends in low places. As Keith will tell you, they're even responsible for the pipe which eventually was considered "proof" of the WMD's.

Jindal Gate: Where was he again? Katrina right there at ground zero - fighting the good fight! No you say? Okay, just give the aide a second or two to do some revisionist heroics, times, dates, and places.

Bail Out Gate: I don't claim to be a financial expert, but I could just swear that all of that ol' money..something like $175 million, that we gave the banks (so far) was supposed to be for something - else! I see they're still tossing employees who remain out each day. Don't get me wrong. I'm sure that JP Morgan's generous offer of a Baseball stadium and B of A's offer to help two teams out at "attractive rates" is much appreciated! Facebook | Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article |

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If this doesn't make you feel like a pampered jet-setter I don't know what will! Once you've paid for your ticket,then for checking in, for checking your bags, for ues of the overhead storage...it continues to get worse...don't even THINK about nuts, the flight attendant might start rolling on the floor, even a drink of soda will cost you. Think this captain of leprechaun industry hasn't missed a trick in finding his pot of gold in your rainbow ? Think again! You want to land? Naw, it's worse than that.

Silver: Ninny-Gate...Glenn Beck. He is all for promoting clean coal technology support. He simply doesn't recognize it in the Stim package, and is ready to vote it down, due to ....ah, it's much better to watch! You say to-may-to and I say To-mah-to, let's not throw this baby out with the murky bath water in Beck's brain!

Bronze: Bill O'Reilly: Is he a perpetual liar, or do people hand him this crap to see if he'll read it? See him Bragging, obvlivous that the kudos go to MSNBC. No one's facts are this screwed up! Facebook | Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article |

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This hour with Bill Maher pretty much came to terms with that we as a people have realized that our 30 year experiment with the conservative idea logy of unregulated free markets and religious intolerance has failed. It is a new dawn and the return of pluralism, mixed economies, progress and common sense. Facebook | Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article |

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For as long as I can remember Republicans have been screeching about the evil of the Robin Hood Plans which try to fairly fund public education. I have often pondered how wise that was for Republicans to define a childhood icon like Robin Hood as THE ENEMY. Which of course translates into the Sheriff of Nottingham as THE HERO?  It does seem a fair analogy between the two parties. Though seemingly the wrong message to send, it has worked for Republicans ever since Ronald Reagan so successfully demonized the United States Government and the people in it as shit. It worked for them until an economic collapse caused the majority of Americans to wake the Hell up from their long stupid snooze. Facebook | Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article |

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If this is all Fox Clown News - or Republicans for that matter - can come up with, they are in deep doo doo. Where's the gaff? He said he didn't remember an internet address, he then looks off camera, some staffer seems to remind him and a few seconds later he gives the address. On par with a VP shooting a friend in the face?

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He asks typically, "I own men, why don't I own women" then continues to blank out anyone who TELLS him! Gov Stanford is right, anyone who'd want Rush is an idiot! This is particularly grim for HIM in a country where there are women so greedy, they will hook up with ANYONE with more money! He is quite possibly the ONLY exception!

Let's see, he's an obnoxious, loud-mouthed LIAR...just as Al Franken wrote. From day one, I've heard him chortle at his self appreciated (only) use of the word "Feminazi"...for women who think, it just never gets old...to HIM. This, followed by the "Castrators", to which I say you need a pair in order to feel threatened by the snippers. We can presume these are women smart enough to beat him in a debate. That would be around 99% or so? Now, it seems he throws the words HOT and Babes in now and then as well. I can only assume this is for women far out of his league. Sorry, poorly spoken, any decent woman is. For what his "Hot Babes" have in looks, they would have to lack in mental ability, or even a certain lack of consciousness..would help.

He has never cared what women thought before, and I highly doubt he cares now. Perhaps he feels the clock ticking, and the need to leave a little of himself behind....a little Rush. In the spirit of helpfulness, he needs to find someone truly desperate - like perhaps the Russian "brides" or anyone who truly needs a green card badly enough to do anything!

But - if he truly wants someone who agrees with him, and there should be at least ONE man in the house, so there is only ONE answer. The Coultergeist! No more lonely nights with THAT duo - and baby and/or Drudge makes three?

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An obviously lonely Saginaw, Michigan man was unfairly arrested in the wee hours of Oct. 16. Mr Savage, 29-years-old pleaded no contest to indecent exposure in a sex act involving a Thomas Township car wash vacuum. There was nothing else he could do once in the grip of the heavy duty vacuum. As recounted in the report, a resident saw "someone acting suspicious" at a car wash about 6:45 am. Oct. 16. A Thomas Township police officer parked some distance away, approached on foot and caught the man in the act, investigators said. I mean really Serpico, ...where could he go?

The local paper was nice enough to not only give his name and age, but a map to his home, presumably so you can keep an eye on your less powerful sucking devices, and also one to the car wash where the sultry vacuum pulls her victims in, though the car wash is not being charged, it's implied don't you think? Let us wish this young man luck as he faces a judge for sentencing March 25, where he faces up to a year in jail for this extremely unfortunate little quickie gone very wrong. No still means No! Man Arrested in Grip of Sex Crazed Car Wash Vacuum in Saginaw, Michigan
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Let's have your gum, blackberries, i pods..etc. old fashioned note throwing will not be tolerated either! Wait until you seen what brilliant thoughts simply HAD to be shared! If the act of sharing the messages is Twittering, does that make our elected representatives "Twits" for not paying attention? It's creating a backlash from the newly fascinated Twits, who resent Democrat's efforts to limit their frantic keyboarding while their attention might be appreciated elsewhere.

I can only maintain huffy umbrage for just so long. I do rather have to agree with the Dem. who commented that it was "sure nice not to see Cheney up there this time." Facebook | Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article |

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