"Political experts are saying that to succeed in the vice presidential debate, Sarah Palin needs to show that she has the same concerns as everyday Americans.
For instance, Palin planned to start the debate by saying she's really troubled by John McCain's choice
for vice president." --Conan O'Brien
"During the debate Palin winked, wrinkled her nose, and gave a shout-out to a third grade class. Well, that says commander in chief to me right there. You betcha!"...She kept reaching out to Joe Sixpack. That's because her answers make more sense after six beers." --David Letterman
"Critics are still analyzing Sarah Palin's interview with Katie Couric last week, and they're saying she was halting, repetitive and stumped on basic questions. Yeah, in other words, Palin appeared very presidential." --Conan O'Brien
"Yesterday the stock market suffered its biggest one-day drop in history, falling 777 points. I’m telling
you, boy, it's a good thing John McCain blew me off to go save the economy." --David Letterman
"I felt bad about this. Because we were all ready to go with John McCain and with an hour to go, he cancels. I felt bad about it. I was thinking about this, John, John, here's how it works. You don't come to see me? Well, we might not see you on Inauguration Day." --David Letterman
"According to a recent poll, 61% of people surveyed said they would rather see Sarah Palin in a bikini than
Pamela Anderson. Although 99% said they would rather see Pamela Anderson as vice president." --Jay Leno
"Republicans are blaming Nancy Pelosi for the bailout not going through. Democrats are blaming it on an incomplete proposal by the Republicans. John McCain is blaming Barack Obama. Barack Obama is blaming
John McCain. And Sarah Palin is praying nobody asks her what's going on." --Jay Leno
"Sarah Palin right now is training for tomorrow night's vice presidential debate in Arizona. And she says it has
really helped her on foreign policy, because from Arizona she can see Mexico." --David Letterman
"Well, some people think Sarah Palin took a swipe at Joe Biden's age when she said that she had been
listening to Biden's speeches since the second grade. Which is kind of ironic, because Biden has been
listening to McCain's speeches since he was in the second grade." --Jay Leno
"Have you been watching the Sarah Palin interview with Katie Couric on the 'CBS Evening News'? Pretty
interesting. Sarah Palin could not remember the name of a newspaper or a magazine that she reads. And I
was thinking, wow, we could possibly have a leader of the country who doesn't read. And then I thought, well,
hell it's worked pretty good for George Bush." --David Letterman
"Hugh Hefner is entering the fray. Hugh Hefner has asked Sarah Palin to pose nude for Playboy magazine.
Yeah, and Palin said she'd agree to pose for Playboy as long as there's no interview." --Conan O'Brien
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