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(Sounds like a good job for Dr. Laura Schlessinger picture here in her more deviant days)
CANBERRA (Reuters) - A nude car wash offering an X-rated sideshow and topless cleaning in Australia's tropical Queensland state has been given the all-clear after police and officials said they were powerless to scrub it. The Bubbles 'n' Babes car wash in Brisbane prompted a flood of complaints with a topless car wash for A$55 ($45) and a nude car wash with X-rated lap-dance service for A $100. "If it was approved for a car wash then I can't imagine how we can stop them," Lord Mayor Campbell Newman told a council meeting with worried local lawmakers. Professional car washes have boomed in most cities with drought-stricken Australians banned from washing their own cars due to tough water restrictions. Queensland police denied any cover-up in a state where their image has been dented by past accusations of police corruption and involvement with organized crime. The raunchy wash, set up by a strip club owner, was screened from the public and used recycled water to avoid breaching water use restrictions, they said. "We don't want any traffic accidents caused by people looking at the girls instead of looking at the road," Superintendent Colin Campbell told local media.
X-rated nude car wash gets police all-clear
of the standard issue problems for which she's berated sinning listeners for so very,very long.
I do hope Erik AKA "The Munchkin" who must be shaving by now,(and a genius) can no
longer be bribed by McFries, or tolerate those infamous guerrilla raids on his bedroom.
My dearly departed brother, often called "the dreamer" had this car wash idea a few years ago.
If he'd have only followed up on THIS one, I'd be writing you from a tropical island.
I guess the lesson is, NO idea is too outrageous, just DO it! Your heirs will thank you! ;)
After all, they did let Laura yap on the radio, after an exhaustive interview process, of course.
I thought this was going to be about someone taking their ragtop convertible through the car wash (with pictures) -- now THAT is something I'd pay to see on the Internet!
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