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Mom drives them everywhere, soccer practice, karate, even vandalizing. The fate of the four thirteen year olds, and three twelve year old girls is yet to be decided. Dear Ol' Mum got a ticket. I was hoping for a spaying. I can only assume that she was outraged by little Tiffany's English grade, and did what any concerned, loving mother would do. Over the weekend, she piled her daughter and friends into the family vehicle to give the girls an example of how to handle these matters, setting an example as any good mother would do. She drove them to the home of the obviously clueless educator, and "decorated" the seventh grade English teacher's home, trees, and driveway with an assortment of goodies including - of course, that stand-by toilet paper, dishwashing soap, eggs, tape, and syrup. In my day..well never mind, I'll spare you beyond how we trudged to school each day, in the snow, uphill - both ways. Let's just say that one's parent was the last person you wanted to catch you whilst festooning a home. An undisclosed message was left in the teacher's driveway. At the very least, I hope it was spelled correctly.
No wonder kids are chubbier than in years past (From AP and Lincoln Journal Star)
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