Some begin by asking "Is holiday shopping and partying what it is really all about?" or
"What is the reason for the Season" ? It is a bit complicated and deserves more than a
slogan off a pickup truck bumpersticker. Best Buy stores get out the message to spend
your way to happiness with just 2 words, "You, happier." We will try in 6 words or less.
What makes people happy this season is under the Christmas tree on December 25th:
CLAUS IS THE CAUSE FOR APPLAUSE.
It's all right to get pushy as the holiday approaches if done in the name of your people:
LOVE FROM ABOVE TO SHOVE.
A large part of the tradition is stopping for a moment and considering all the abundance:
TIME FOR REFLECTION AND CONFECTION SELECTION.
In a declining economy, be sure to remind people that it's always the thought that counts:
SHORT SHRIFT FOR THE GIFT WAS THRIFT.
And no holiday season would be complete without an office party honoring the big boss:
GLASSES LET THE MASSES TOAST ASSES.
Perhaps the explanation could be as simple as it is gloomy outside, with little else to do:
MEETING AND GREETING CAUSED BY SLEETING.
But there actually was one historical figure, with a reason, who is responsible for it all:
KRINGLE STAYED SINGLE FOR THE JINGLE.
So for all of you xenophobes out there that only understand mindless sloganeering ....
and don't like darker people than you are who came here from villages with donkeys ....
just remember there aren't usually three wise men in the place you call home, and ....
A STRANGER WAS NO DANGER FOR YOUR MANGER.
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