This potential rapist needs to be put away for a long time if he doesn't do away with himself for loss of face, and a hurting unit. The 46 -yr old completely nude dimwit gained entrance to the unidentified 88-yr-old woman's home through a sliding door. Backing her into the living room, and pushing her face down onto a chair. It's not difficult to picture what nature boy had planned next for the much older woman.
Our damsel wasn't having any thanks. She reached behind and simply squeezed - hard! When he was able to tear free he ran. By the way, it's very cold in Portland right now, which may explain why he didn't make it back to his car in time. Perhaps he froze in a puddle, or slipped on the ice, going ass over teakettle? Either way is nice to imagine. His timing was most unfortunate..for him
A county code enforcement officer just happened to be very nearby, upon hearing the call on his radio, he spotted a car near the woman's house, and passed the license information along. Troutdale police arrested the criminal. It is just a pity he can't be charged with what he intended to do. He was jailed on accusations of burglary, harassment and private indecency, with bail set at $110,000, not enough in my opinion, but perhaps he'll make new friends where he's going who like to play rough as well!
I don't know her secret, but perhaps decades of squeezing fresh orange juice helps? Thank about it when you reach for the juicer.
88 yr old Portland,OR woman gives nude intruder a squeeze in the groin to remember
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