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By admitting to the need of drug testing, we also admit that drugs do not affect the quality of one’s work. If someone is unproductive and drooling on the job, get rid of them, don’t suffer our society the indignity of exposing our genitals to strangers. And if drug use does not affect the work, it is no business of employers.
Stuck in a boring dead end job?
Want a career you can be proud of!
Want to meet new people in pleasant surroundings?
Have you no concept at all of the 4th Amendment?
Are you an out of work conservative Republican whose only skill is listening to Rush Limbaugh?
Do you enjoy looking at other people’s genitals?
If you answered “yes” to any of the above questions you are ready to join the thousands of Americans who have made something of themselves by becoming:
Urine Specialists!
Thousands of companies large and small, including every facet of local, state and federal government need people like you to watch other people pee! Not only do you get the satisfaction of watching strangers drop their pants or lift their skirts to fill a jar, but you get to walk around all day in rubber gloves with steaming beakers of piss!
For more information write:
Roberto Gonzales [Piss Head]
Department of Justice P-CHECK Division
Washington, DC
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others of theirs.
Want something for that lumbago?
Piss in this jar, and you'd better not
be "helping" your condition with er..uh
a natural substance.
Got a master's degree,experience, qualifications?
Piss in this jar, and we'll SEE.
Stay out of jail?
Piss in this cup - a LOT.
Think you're immune? Think again. This is THE growth industry in the USA.
Can't beat 'em, JOIN 'em..just check your gloves for holes.
People will sue for that reason as well as a variety of reasons when terminated for 'not performing their duties sufficiently'. Perhaps they are over the age of 40 and perceive the firing and their being part of a protected class of workers.
Even if someone is stumbling around the factory floor, it is still much more expedient to let them go for failing a blood test. Companies contract out this service rather than perform it themselves, and it is just another part of the outsourcing of America.
Besides, how else can you fire all those tenured liberal college professors or postal workers who basically are ensured their lifetime employment?
And what do you do for a living?
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