My friend Gar is a man of many talents, a 'Nam era Vet with a twisted sense of humor, this was his response to my email rant about the U S Airways debacle. I do apologize that as the president of the Ladie's Decency Society I had to replace a word or two for a G rating. Yours, Prunella P Crumbacher.
I hit a swarm of grasshoppers once and except for the windshield looking like Scream 2, I just kept on driving. Yea, didn't feel the need to drive the vehicle in the river to get it clean .
Shucks! I had the engine catch on fire before as well and found myself driving down the highway with parts falling off left and right... Did I drive off into a river? Nope!
When I was younger I had the police chasing me. You bet your - bipee I was looking for a river and would have landed there in a heartbeat if I could have found one.
So the plane got goosed and down they go.. To me that's just a trip to the Veteran's Admin. hospital, where I get goosed every other visit. After a certain birthday, no matter why the visit, or how recent the last "exam" the sound of rubber gloves snapping on is like an official greeting .
If I take the bus then I get goosed by the loud honking of the other riders at least twice and hit some wind turbulence before I can get to my seat.
I've hit cats, dogs, birds, a deer, a hooker, a hookers pimp, and other vehicles and I didn't even stop much less feel the need to drive into a river..
Oh, and the pilot gets a front row seat to the swearing in of the new pres.Maybe they will invite me to the re swearing in after they see who the real hero is.
Just my thoughts
Gar
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