An obviously lonely Saginaw, Michigan man was unfairly arrested in the wee hours of Oct. 16. Mr Savage, 29-years-old pleaded no contest to indecent exposure in a sex act involving a Thomas Township car wash vacuum. There was nothing else he could do once in the grip of the heavy duty vacuum. As recounted in the report, a resident saw "someone acting suspicious" at a car wash about 6:45 am. Oct. 16.
A Thomas Township police officer parked some distance away, approached on foot and caught the man in the act, investigators said. I mean really Serpico, ...where could he go?
The local paper was nice enough to not only give his name and age, but a map to his home, presumably so you can keep an eye on your less powerful sucking devices, and also one to the car wash where the sultry vacuum pulls her victims in, though
the car wash is not being charged, it's implied don't you think? Let us wish this young man luck as he faces a judge for sentencing March 25, where he faces up to a year in jail for this extremely unfortunate little quickie gone very wrong. No still means No!
Man Arrested in Grip of Sex Crazed Car Wash Vacuum in Saginaw, Michigan
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