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Take My President, Please.


With apologies to Henny Youngman for his old "take my wife," joke, would somebody please make this appointed idiot president just go away. Like yesterday.
It numbs the mind that the man has lasted this long with only cursory criticism from the MSM. Remember, he had but a 45% approval rating on September 10, 2001 before all hell broke loose the next day. Americans, and the rest of the world, let this doofus cash in his trifecta. Prior to the World Trade Center attack, his tax cuts for the rich were predictably unpopular and even his No Child Left Behind centerpiece was beginning to crumble in the face of reality. Japanese fishing boat fiasco, Chinese spy plane embarrassment, Cheney's secret energy meeting, it was all adding up.
I ask my republican friends, of whom I have many, name one good thing this moron has accomplished, to no substantive response as yet. And I do use the word 'moron,' which infuriates them and makes them try even harder to squeeze out a single accomplishment.
Prior to September 11, 2001, Americans, and the rest of the world were realizing this Supreme Court appointed lightweight was in well over his head. By reversing almost everything Clinton accomplished, you know, terrible policies like nuclear proliferation treaties, actually all treaties that protected citizens around the world such as clean air, clean water, and even reversing arsenic levels, we knew this guy was no friend to anyone except big business donors and the religiously insane.
Those, and the emerging story that was to be Iraq starting a year and a half later, were for certain significant. But the real swing event in my mind was Katrina. You couldn't possibly dream of a bigger fuck up. The Bush team had five days notice before the storm hit, and it took him days later to break away from his Crawford vacation to even do a fly-over. And here it is nearly two years later with still little reconstruction in New Orleans, the largest port in the U.S. Am I missing something about presidential responsibilities and priorities here?
But do you want to know what's even scarier? The American voter woke up last November 7, overcame electronic voting machine skullduggery, republican dirty tricks, and still handed Bush his political ass. His response; let's play nice politically and send even more kids over to Iraq to get killed. He still thinks we're that stupid. This fool has just been told overwhelmingly that the American public wants us out of Iraq. He somehow thinks we can't see him pulling levers from behind the curtain. How disgusting is it that he's trying to save political face by sending even more kids to the slaughter, not to mention tens of thousands of innocent Iraqis.
I suspect we hung the wrong butcher of Baghdad. Take my president. Please!
Thanks Henny.

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