Pentecostal Assemblies of God Pastor Ken Pagano got 50 more people to come to his church [200 rather than the regular 150] by declaring Bring your Gun to Church Day!Ky. pastor welcomes guns, their owners to church
None of the two hundred participants actually got to shoot anyone, but they had fun making a statement no matter. God Loves Guns.
There are many aspects of this to consider before casting judgement:
"Pentecostal" is a code word for highly educated people of Southern Heritage.
"Assemblies of God" means the same as above but with Master or Doctorate degrees who live in gated communities.
"Kentucky" is famous for... Bourbon whiskey and Blue Grass (which is better than Panama Red or Acapulco gold I have heard).
We can assume that the EXTRA 50 people showing up came to support Affirmative Action easing up on handing out Green cards and supporting President Obama.
But most importantly, we know God has traded in his stones for a .44 "Make My Day" Magnum to deal with those who work on Sunday, women who commit adultery and those having a ham sandwich, shrimp cocktail or putting certain things in places they do not belong. BANG! BANG!
And not to forget Jesus with his low profile 9mm who so famously quipped, "If someone strikes you on the right cheek, turn to him the other, smile and shoot them through the heart, 9 times."
Here in Texas we are awaiting for the Bring Your Gun to Kindergarten Day...
America was founded upon God and Guns! I never knew that! All this time I thought it America was founded on Reason and Freedom! But then what do I know I am neither Pentecostal or in the NRA. Which makes me an unREAL AMERICAN.
Heee...what ARE you thinking! Today would be bring a gun to church day, and prizes given for plunking
away at enemies of the "holy." I predict a decline in people clamoring to our shores. We're no doubt
thought of as the official loonie bin of North America.
Pentecostal Assemblies of God Pastor Ken Pagano got 50 more people to come to his church [200 rather than the regular 150] by declaring Bring your Gun to Church Day! 
Ahhh... Forgot, it's SUNDAY they are all in church praying to the gun god(s).
From what I am told, there are THREE Gods and they are all invisible and can fly!
And people have the balls to make fun of Scientology! :)
away at enemies of the "holy." I predict a decline in people clamoring to our shores. We're no doubt
thought of as the official loonie bin of North America.
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