It's sweet, it's Wall Street and it's OH-SO Republican!
Without having to give any handjobs himself, Bernie Madoff can sell prison handjobs, package them as derivatives, giving all prisoners unlimited handjobs - sometime in the future!
So sweet... Wall Street behind bars! So Republican it makes one want to spend a bit of tax money to issue American flag lapel pins to every prisoner in America, and Cuba...
Lapels... hmmm... Collars... Hmmm... American Flag Flip-Flop Pins!
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