Senator David Vitter, on the Town in Top Hat and Diapers

Senator Vitter, who a few days ago was on Rudi Giuliani’s short list as his VP running mate, isn’t any longer. This good Christian Senator, a Conservative Republican with his face in everyone else’s crotches, was also caught whoring back in 1999.

With a masochistic bent toward being spanked in diapers while moralizing on everyone else’s sex life, one can’t help but like the guy. But it is the serendipity of this that makes the story so interesting.

In the rubble of the Clinton Impeachment; Henry Hyde, Bob Barr and Newt Gingrich were taken down in one way or another, but it was US Representative Bob Livingston (R- LA) in line to become Speaker of the House who went down in flames. At the last minute Pornographer Larry Flint found the whore house dirt on the hypocritical conservative and that was the end of him [Well, he now makes a seven figure salary as a lobbyist on K Street.] Livingston was replaced in the House by yet another Christian conservative, David Vitter who soon went on to become a Senator who has now also gone down in flames because of Larry Flint .

Back in 1999 Vitter said he spoke to Jesus who forgave him for his whore house indiscretions. I am sure Jesus will forgive him this time too. Jesus forgives everyone for everything. That’s what’s so cool about being a Christian. What one DOES is irrelevant, as long as one BELIEVES, the stairway to Heaven is an absolute. Talk about a win-win solution! Sign me up! [Well, if I get that 77 virgin thing anyway.]

Where is the guy anyway?  Want to put any money on a spokesman appearing shortly with the news Vitter is in a alcohol rehab program?