Subject: Hypocrisy and Intolerance go together like beans and farts
Dear Sir,
Though having a homosexual affair is not my cup of tea, I certainly do not condemn you in making that choice. It’s your business. As it is also your business to snort up some meth to enhance your pleasure while sucking some guy off.
But when you make these very things not only your business by condemning everyone else’s choices through the pulpit, politics and law, but make it what you are most about, I have to say:
Cut the crap pal. You and those like you are not Christians, nor is what you do even religion; it’s radical right-wing politics used only to make you money and justify your nastyass intolerance, your dumbass ignorance and your sorryass nature.
Sadly, it's also a fact that much like "Froggie" of folklore, the Bush camp went "a'courtin'" the Fundies.
It turned out they didn't play hard to
get..not when they were assured of
the return of morality and good old fashioned family values!
Shucks, this Bush Prayer Circle was
"Just LIKE US" they thought, and far too
many still seem to think that way!
While "easy", they ARE loyal, those Fundies!
Neither rumors of the "Bush Prayer circle" snickering beind their backs swayed them. (obviously it was a nasty
rumor cirulated by unhapppy Dems.)
Nor did their inability to take away our right to choose, or ban Gay rights forever, on the entire planet..though
a good many "rights" are now very much
in question.
Even this latest fiasco, featuring
sex, gay sex, and methampetamine,
not to mention lying by the minister
of an enormous mega church, and icon
of Family Values.
Yes, those very things "they" stand for, and believe they share with the Repugs.
I - for one, don't care if they conduct themselves like Swingers on a Fun Cruise.
Just don't ask little old ladies to send
in grocery money and share Friskies with
their cats, while frolicking nude on that ill-gotten gain.
It's also time to lay OFF of dividing
the country into "those who do" and
"those who don't".
Catch a clue, Fundies..it's not an accurate measure of your leaders.
Damn, where IS "Dateline" when you
need them one night?!!
Got yer sexual predators right over HERE, and most of them are in Washinton
DC, playing on the taxpayer dime.
No wonder they feel such kinship with
the Fundie leadership scum.
You make a rather large leap in attempting to link beans and farts. Although anecdotal evidence may exist in some quarters regarding possible statistical correlations between the two, your failure to cite references makes it just that -- an anecdote. An old wives tale at best. Please leave discussions of beans and farts to subject experts with years of experience in the field. Simple, lay observations don't mean a hill of beans to professional fartologists from esteemed institutions such as Texas A&M -- the only place good enough to export stink to Washington.
You know of course I have researched this so extensively I found that the perfect food, the ONE FOOD that humans can consume to exclusion of all others, are beans!
Look at the population explosion to the South of us.
Far be it from me to question either of you two fartologists and bean experts.
This comment merely causes me to ponder
whether the lowly bean can be blamed
for this or any explosion in
population.
No doubt, it is responsible for many
and varied explosions, emissions, and
uncontrolled giggle fits in highly
inappropriate situations.
It simply seems to my mind, to be
detrimental to a population explosion,
in particular - unless, of course that
BEANO stuff works a whole lot better
than I think!
It turned out they didn't play hard to
get..not when they were assured of
the return of morality and good old fashioned family values!
Shucks, this Bush Prayer Circle was
"Just LIKE US" they thought, and far too
many still seem to think that way!
While "easy", they ARE loyal, those Fundies!
Neither rumors of the "Bush Prayer circle" snickering beind their backs swayed them. (obviously it was a nasty
rumor cirulated by unhapppy Dems.)
Nor did their inability to take away our right to choose, or ban Gay rights forever, on the entire planet..though
a good many "rights" are now very much
in question.
Even this latest fiasco, featuring
sex, gay sex, and methampetamine,
not to mention lying by the minister
of an enormous mega church, and icon
of Family Values.
Yes, those very things "they" stand for, and believe they share with the Repugs.
I - for one, don't care if they conduct themselves like Swingers on a Fun Cruise.
Just don't ask little old ladies to send
in grocery money and share Friskies with
their cats, while frolicking nude on that ill-gotten gain.
It's also time to lay OFF of dividing
the country into "those who do" and
"those who don't".
Catch a clue, Fundies..it's not an accurate measure of your leaders.
Damn, where IS "Dateline" when you
need them one night?!!
Got yer sexual predators right over HERE, and most of them are in Washinton
DC, playing on the taxpayer dime.
No wonder they feel such kinship with
the Fundie leadership scum.
Look at the population explosion to the South of us.
This comment merely causes me to ponder
whether the lowly bean can be blamed
for this or any explosion in
population.
No doubt, it is responsible for many
and varied explosions, emissions, and
uncontrolled giggle fits in highly
inappropriate situations.
It simply seems to my mind, to be
detrimental to a population explosion,
in particular - unless, of course that
BEANO stuff works a whole lot better
than I think!
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