The Good Ship Bush, Sinking

Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse for Bush, this week got worse, worster, worstest and even worsterest. Yeah, I know those aren't real words, but how do you describe the rapid decent of what is already widely acclaimed as the worst presidency in US history.

A short review of this week's events reminds us painfully of more Iraqi disasters including the ethnic cleansing of an obscure Kurdish sect involving some three to five hundred deaths and injuries, and that the much anticipated report from General Patreaus is actually going to be written by the White House. Oh gee, we're winning?

Then, even if you can afford a TV with rabbit ears, how could you miss the tragic coal mine disaster in Utah. Six miners trapped and hopefully still alive, until three more got killed in a rescue attempt at which time operations were suspended. This would have been a simple mine tragedy story fueled by a greedy mine owner, Bob Murray, until we found out that a 'heck of a guy' Richard Stickler, head of Mine Safety and Health Administration, wasn't exactly a stickler for safety regulations. Turns out he was a mining executive the dems refused to confirm because of objections from industry workers and officials who believed he was all about coal, and nothing to do with safety. Well, good old uniter not a divider Bush appointed him via a recess appointment. Nine more dead.

You'd think that would be enough, but there's more. Like rats leaving a sinking ship we heard of at least three republicans, including Hastert, retiring from office. Even Tony Snow is jumping ship because his $168,000. salary is not enough. And how many republicans were exposed as hypocritical perverts this week, three? You can't go into a park these days without a republican offering money to give you a blow job. They've been blowing the country for six plus years, why not a year and a half more?

It's time to say enough! I want you all to raise your right hand and repeat after me, "I refuse to receive one more blow job from a republican." Sure you'll lose a little pleasure, but you'll also be denying them what they do best.

Hey, it's the only reason we've kept them around all these years.