Senator Larry Craig Holds in Idaho

Senator Craig has grabbed hold of Senator Arlen Specter’s plan to fight this thing! He is presently pulling his Minnesota guilty plea to take it to trial even though The Idaho Statesman has the names of three men who have been the recipients of Larry’s bathroom… Hmmm… Humor I suppose he would call it. One of the men also had sex with Larry.

Idaho is about as red as a state can get but with the added attraction of being the Whitest State. Idaho has a Black population of .6%, or 25 times less than the rest of America. Idaho is perhaps most famous for being the home state of the Aryan Nations and the annual Aryan Nations Jamboree. It was an Idaho judge who gave White Supremacist Randy Weaver a $3 million dollar reward for murdering a cop, a Federal Marshall at that.

Speaking of cops, Idaho has also become the home state for racist Bad Boy cops. Though Mark Fuhrman of OJ Simpson fame is the most well known, there are communities filled with police who have been fired for killing, beating and screeching racial epitaphs at Black people while on the job. It has become such a well known fact that racist cops from all over American now come to Idaho to retire.

Idaho is also famous for being represented by the most Right-wing Loon-ess to ever grace the halls of Congress, Helen Chenoweth. To enthusiastic crowds she sponsored endangered species barbecues and cook-offs, and even went so far to claim she would cut down every tree in Idaho! Not too long ago this Wicked Witch of the West was holding a baby on an off road excursion in an open jeep without either wearing "nanny-government" seat belts and was thrown out of the vehicle. Her neck broke and she died on the spot.

Even if a video appeared of Senator Craig having sex with a male goat in a public Ladies’ room while munching on raw fingers he chopped off of Black children, Larry would still garner 70% of the vote in Idaho. Which brings up a few questions? What will the RNC do as Larry drags this out through the coming election season? How many more recipients of Larry "Lips" Craig will be sliding out from under mens’ room stalls? And of course, with all this new attention on Idaho, will the Republican Party try moving Idaho up in the primaries to Christmas as it is even Whiter than Iowa and New Hampshire combined!

Attempted BJ Update: Senator Craig made the excuse that he was under duress and made a bad decision in pleading guilty. Larry did not plead guilty to the June 11th crime until August 1st. He had 6 weeks to think it out. Larry Craig is a very bad thinker. Which is a bonus in Idaho.