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Today Dick Army is the defacto leader of the Tea Party movement. It is his FREEDOM WORKS that is behind the curtain pulling the levers. Ron Paul is more the figurehead than the Wizard in charge.

You will remember Dick Armey for being House Majority Leader in the Gingrich Revolution. When after Democrats trying to pass Health Care Reform, American voters gave us the largest gang of Right-wing nutcakes to every enter Congress in any given year. DEJA VU!

Dick Armey also is famous for  naming NY congressman Barney Frank, "Barney Fag". And of course the loudest voice [with perfect voting record) against HEAD START (a little free school for indigent toddlers) every time it came up for a vote. Though one of the most well run, popular and successful social programs in history, it did benefit a certain less than white constituency in our inner cities.Dick Armey blasts Republicans on immigration, saying GOP is alienating Latino voters

Well at the National Press Club on Monday Armey went after Republican Racist Tom Trancedo, who he believes is painting an ugly picture of Hispanic loving Republicans! It's destructive! It lacks sensitivity! It is alienating! OMG!

You have to love Ole Dickass' honest homespun humor when he admits.

"The party was born with the Emancipation Proclamation and it can't get a black vote to save its life."

I wonder why that is Dick?

While on this subject, the media spin that the Tea Party movement is not politically aligned is such a gross pandering for share it makes one retch. This thing that the Tea Baggers are Everyman is a the biggest pile I seen since I took Moby Dick for a Walkee. Every Tea Party member has not in the past nor ever or will in the future, vote for a Democrat. Ever never ever never never.  PERIOD! END OF STORY! ABSOLUTE TRUTH!  Gosh... Liberal biased media my ass.

I should also take this opportunity to run these Ron Paul quotes by again:

"If you have ever been robbed by a black teen-aged male, you know how unbelievably fleet-footed they can be."

"Opinion polls consistently show that only about 5 percent of blacks have sensible political opinions, i.e., support the free market, individual liberty and the end of welfare and affirmative action."

"Politically sensible blacks are outnumbered as decent people... I think we can safely assume that 95 percent of the black males in that city [Washington] are semi-criminal or entirely criminal."

"We don’t think a child of 13 should be held responsible as a man of 23. That’s true for most people, but black males age 13 who have been raised on the streets and who have joined criminal gangs are as big, strong, tough, scary and culpable as any adult and should be treated as such."

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Holy Health Insurance Batman! The word here is ballsy. Much like a Michael Moore movie. The tragedy and pain the Health Insurance management suffer tears ones heart apart. But with jacking up premiums 40% and putting a $50,000 a year price on insurance for those with preexisting conditions, we find Republicans are so altruistic they put the heartache of health insurance CEO's above the well being of non Republican children. It is what Jesus would do.

Fake wrestling, angry scripted wrestlers, already arrived at outcomes, lying and cheating defines the top spectator sport in America! No wonder we are in this mess. A Rack Jite True Story - Wrestling With God

Heard this morning that Speaker Pelosi is talking about passing the Senate Health care bill as is, then after it is signed, vote to remove the ugly Florida and Nebraska payoffs. Democrats are running away saying that the GOP will create slogans about it like "I was against it before I was for it!" which just like professional wrestling, Americans will slop up in slogan no-thing mode and vote for Republicans who could care less about them.

In Hardball Sideshow, Chris Matthews trots out two of the stars in the right wing constellation, and the wacky thoughts they pass along to the less discriminating. First we have Michele Bachmann rallying TeaBaggers to break the law, facing prison. Next J.D. Hayworth, wacko right wing challenger to John McCain for the US Senate seat in Arizona, stretches the law regarding gay partnership out to the stables. Long known as "combative and blustering" it seems his reading comprehension is lacking when it serves the ends he seeks.

This - is the sweet face of addiction! While it wears many faces, perhaps we should place sugar in the pantheon with meth, cigarettes, and alcohol. We're all familiar with the glass encased candy and/or toy vending boxes with miniature cranes used to manipulate and grab the bounty within. For unknown reasons, restaurants often place the large tempting boxes in the entry, just where everyone is standing cheek by jowl awaiting a table. The screeches of children who must have something from the enticing array are often piercing and always loud. They can get their little hand inside the slot where the goodies come out, but no further, though many give it their all in the effort . They couldn't gain entrance until now, when the toddler quietly slipped away from his mother's side, and managed somehow to crawl through the very small prize slot. He couldn't exit without a locksmith however. Cohen Stone of Perth found himself inside looking out - much like a sticky faced prize, in a in two-year-old sugar addicts' heaven - or prison.

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The guns used in the both the recent Pentagon shootings and in a Los Vegas Courthouse were once impounded by the Memphis police department and resold to dealers. Gun used in Pentagon shooting linked to Memphis police

"Those who really really want a gun are the very ones who really really should not be allowed to have one."

For the trillionth time, gunloons are not the same as gun owners. There are tens of millions of gunloons in this country whose very lives revolve around nothing much other than guns. It is the centerpiece of their existence. It's their hobby, their sport, their politics, their joy, their habit and their addiction. It is driven by an overwhelming desire to kill varmints, whether it be squirrels, possums, Mexicans or Negros.

These gunloons live in their small dickless world of fear and hate with their greatest desire in life to hopefully one day shoot some off white person in the back and get away with it.

The NRA along with most every other extreme Right-wing and racist organizations are now openly carrying weapons into Starbucks to show their might. Ever had to deal with skips for an outlet for your laptop at a Starbucks? How do you think that would go if the other guy has a loaded 9mm in his belt?

Anyone putting a gun in their belt to go have coffee is a lunatic looking for trouble. And we all know it though the media is afraid to say so for the loss of advertising, the politicians are afraid to say so for the loss of votes and the rest of us are afraid to say so for getting shot by one of these nutcakes.

So now we have police departments - mostly in Confederate Christian States where the NRA is most viable - selling guns. Let's repeat that.

Police departments are selling guns.

Next month the conservative and very ACTIVIST Supreme Court is going to apply the individual right to bear arms to the states. So long ALL gun control laws. Hello Mad Max Thunderdome.

Of course the excuse for police selling guns is that it helps REDUCE TAXES!

And where does our tax money all go? Ask a Tea Bagger. Taxes for prisons (what color is that), war (what color is that), customs (what color is that) and of course bass boat ramps are all fine and well, but tax money that goes to lazy off white people is what generates the overwhelming anger. BTW that includes money for public education, Medicaid, Medicare, school lunches, Food Stamps, Head Start, FEMA and of course Miranda Rights. [We all know that Miranda Rights are for white people] 

Fancy liberal lawyers may have forced equal justice and due process for all into our LEGAL system, but the government forcing us to give our money to benefit those less white than we is why President Obama is no different than Hitler, or Stalin or murderous arch criminal The Joker. It is why this Black President is a socialist, a communist, a socialist and a NAZI.  And above all it is  WHAT THE GUNS ARE FOR! Gun Crazy America

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Wanda explains to this heroic young lady that her home State of Mississippi has been on the wrong side of just about everything for just about forever. We also learn that her fellow students from Mississippi blame her rather than the School Board for having no prom. What many of you living outside the old Confederacy may also find unsettling is that Ms McMillen is going to happily suffer this bigotry by spending the next 8 years going to college in Mississippi and then plans to move a few miles North to just-as-intolerant Tennessee where she intends to spend the rest of her life. Video: Mississippi Itawamba High school calls off Prom over Lesbian couple

What two two states have three sets of double letters in their name? How nutty is that?

There is something in the okra, biscuits, gravy and the chicken fried steak that clouds the Southern mind. I am not complaining mind you, moving to Texas 30 years ago caused both my ego and my IQ to double!

If you ever find yourself feeling stupid or in any way less than you can be, come on down to Texas and attend a town hall meeting, a Tea Party in the park or a Pentecostal church service and you can go back home with a Mensa Card.

Just guy stuff tickling piles, just guy stuff groping, just guy stuff sleeping together, just guy stuff sitting naked on other guys faces. It's just good ole boy guy stuff to be sure! What us Texas guys do down here in Texas all the time! Well when we are not shooting stuff anyway.

Spoiler!  Spoiler! I think this unsavory nasty and crossing the line digital short by Andy Samberg and Julian Casablancas can best be summed up by the old phrase, "It's like watching old people screw." 

Short and sweet with a hook at the end! 

Weekend update with Seth Meyers and guest commentary by Jerry Seinfeld. Tickle fighting, YMCA, and they have ruined snorkeling for everyone for ever. Really!

The Republicans are tying to make this into payback for costing them the House in 2006 when Mark Foley was  found to be chasing UNDERAGE boy pages around. But though it breaks my heart, Glenn Beck repeatedly got burned by Eric Massa in his hour long interview, Republican House Minority Leader Man-Tan Boner failed to get his plan to investigate Nancy Pelosi through, and to make it a GOP strikeout, another anti-gay Republican got outed by receiving a DUI driving from a gay bar. Republican state Sen. Roy Ashburn resigned from the California House.  

Hear the Republicans screeching about States Rights! today States Rights tomorrow! States Rights forever? Hear the Tea Party gang screaming the same thing? Hear them both in their constant attacks on the BIG GOVERNMENT, THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT, THE EVIL GOVERNMENT? Well here is what that is all about...

JACKSON, MISSISSIPPI - A school district decided Wednesday not to host a high school prom after a lesbian student demanded she be able to attend with her girlfriend and wear a tuxedo. The Itawamba County school district’s policy requires prom dates be of the opposite sex. The American Civil Liberties Union of Mississippi had given the district until Wednesday to change that policy and allow Constance McMillen, 18, to escort her girlfriend, who is also a student, to the April dance. Instead, the school board met and issued a statement saying it wouldn’t host the event at Itawamba County Agricultural High School in Fulton, “due to the distractions to the educational process caused by recent events.”  Prom canceled rather than allowing lesbians to attend

Last year's Texas public school enrollment included 2.3 million Hispanic, 1.6 million white and 671,871 African- American children. 

Dumbutt, Texas - Over the past three days the Texas Board of Education has been discussing what we will teaching Texas Children by rewriting Texas history and social science textbooks. As expected the 7 Taliban members of the board are winning the battle. So much so that all but one of the Democratic members of the 15 member board walked out in protest. The issues are about replacing terms like SOCIAL JUSTICE with FREE MARKETS, with removing references to gays and unions and their struggles, and putting in names like Phyllis Schlafly, Jerry Falwell, The Heritage Foundation and so on. But mostly it is about Republican racism to remove whatever they can regarding Hispanics and African Americans in their historic struggles. It is clearly the White Republican members against the Black and Hispanic members. Though there are presently 7 white Christian creationist Fundamentalists on the Board, they usually get an extra 2 votes from the remaining white conservative Republicans to get their way. Texas Board of Education defeats Religious Freedom Amendment

Their views on sexual reality can be summed up in this exchange:

The board also rejected experts who recommended a sociology standard for high school students to "differentiate between sex and gender as social constructs and determine how gender and socialization interact." The focus would shift to "transgender, transvestites and who knows what else," predicted Barbara Cargill, R-The Woodland, calling the proposed standard "totally inappropriate."
"Talking about your heterosexual experiences" is inappropriate, added Terri Leo, R-Spring.

Their views on race and culture can summed by this.

Republicans then got their way, including removing hiphop as an example of a "significant cultural movement" in American society for high school history. Country music survived. 

But the coup de grace, the face of these very white ugly Texas Christians is best understood in the following exchange. 

Mavis Knight, D-Dallas, was unable to attract any Republican support for her motion to teach students that government is not supposed to favor any religion. Knight's proposed amendment: "Examine the reasons the Founding Fathers protected religious freedom in America by barring government from protecting or disfavoring any particular religion over all others," was defeated.

Board member Cynthia Dunbar, R-Richmond, a Liberty College law professor, called Knight's proposal inaccurate. "We don't want our religious history to be drawn from a viewpoint that is not historically accurate," Dunbar said.

The question arises as to what can be done about this level of ignorance and intolerance? Which sadly they wish to further embed into our educational system. Walking down the street here talking to my fellow voters, the answer is obvious, NOTHING CAN BE DONE. Ignorance, Intolerance and of course the guns are what we in Dumbutt, Texas are most proud of. If you are out of state and have trouble grasping what that is all about, just listen to Sarah Palin, she gets it.

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Glen Beck and his enchanted blackboard have revealed a nefarious scheme, one which elevates the looniest of conspiracy theorists to near philosophers by comparison. Rev. Jim Wallis who hopes to reason with Beck, explains how Beck has found the "code words" - namely, social justice and economic justice, which - if you follow along Beck's path, lead you straight into the arms of a communist, Marxist plot, by - you guessed it, President Barack Obama! In fact, he told church-goers to "Run if they hear those words!" Oddly, Rev. Wallis had quite a revealing experience when he physically removed those phrases from the Bible.

The scene: The Union Gospel Mission during breakfast at 8:30 AM. The stranger clad in black: A hungry self-proclaimed vampire/ space cowboy (how many youngsters haven't dreamed of that lifestyle one day). Mr. Space C'boy informed the egg and hotcake flipping staff that he was a vampire and wanted to eat people. Of course, those of you who are up on your vampire lore know that vampires crave blood, while zombies, though exhibiting little or no style, are the brain connoisseurs. The Mission staff may have had an inkling that he might be missing a few marbles by that point, but when he showed them the duct taped device on his arm after they asked him to leave, they firmly escorted him out.

Bill Maher hits this issue - AND EVERY ISSUE - out of the ballpark when he says our problem is we blame "it" on something other than ourselves so we don't have to sacrifice anything and pay less taxes.

Since the ultimate Lipstick on a Pig, Ronald Reagan, that has been the political dynamic of this nation of Duh. And what is most disgusting is that American Christianity puts the pedal to the metal on that horrid selfish crap rather than doing what it should be doing.

Bill Maher explains tickle piles and navy snorkeling. Republicans are trying to relate this to Florida Congressman Mark Foley and Senator "Wide Stance" Larry Craig. Thing is Eric Massa was not a voice or a vote against homosexuality or was he dealing with underage boys.  

Who could get away with sticking a knife deep into Karl Rove's head? Who could take a piece of Karl Rove's brain and eat it on tv?  Who could come up with the phrase best defining Rove's book as... A classic Who didn't done it?  Stephen Colbert is who!

Please don't get me going on neocons! Our two most popular these days are "Little Billy" Kristol whose daddy bought him the Neocon Bible, The Weekly Standard and Obama hater extraordinaire "Lipless" Charlie Krauthammer. Every time I see either one of them I want to put them in a headlock and give them a knuckle rubbie until they shut up.

The influence of the neocons got us into both our present wars and are caused the death of more Americans than 911 and hundreds of thousands of Iraqis (who don't count). These too yo-yos have replaced the old school of neocons who were in the Bush Administration making the calls: Paul Wolfowitz, Richard Perle, Douglas Feith, Scooter Libby, John Bolton, Eliot Abrams and not to forget "Joey the Jowls" Liebermann. All now disgraced by one thing or another. The Youngsters of Zion, The Neocons

Within a day of seeing the inexplicable Glenn Beck interview, Josh Green of The Atlantic found several of Eric Massa's former ship mates who describe the aggressive sexual advances he made toward them. They'd spoken of it to one another, but true to the "Peter Principle" Massa had risen to third in command, they feared repercussions if they complained or turned him in, but they're talking now!

Perhaps Obama should stop smoking, but it's not for the reasons you think! Bill Maher has the right idea, and it might be just what Obama needs to do. There are few people with less patience to suffer fools than those who've just quit smoking. Who knows...if he'd stopped cold turkey at the beginning of the health care reform debate, we might well have a world class nationalized system by now, much like Costa Rica where the Limbaugh is threatening to move!

Bill Maher, host of Real Time with Bill Maher on HBO talks with Lawrence O'Donnell about the disturbing and bizarre saga of former congressman Eric Massa. Massa is revealing sexual kinks even Bill Maher hasn't heard of, making Maher wonder how many closeted gays inhabit the congressional steam room. From my observations they later take the floor and vote against gay issues. Here's to Massa, subject of the day known for "Massa massages," "snorkeling," and other blatant sexual acts while in the Navy and beyond.

Keith Olbermann wasn't due to appear tonight, as he is still watching over his seriously ill father. He found that he had to make an exception, he was chased down and stopped by an EMT Tech, with the sole message "You have to tell them , talk about a living will - tonight!" Sometimes called an advance directive, health care directive, or a physical directive, it assures that you make the decisions ahead of time, should you be in no condition one day. There IS no Sarah Palin "death panel," but there is one one assurance that you won't be one of the unfortunates that the passionate EMT described to Keith Olbermann.

What a conundrum. While I'd cheer to see the last of Limbaugh, it's not at all fair that he's helped ruin health care for us, but is wealthy enough to leave us in a bi-partisan mud puddle, and move to Costa Rica, which he's obviously investigated very well. Irony alert! Costa Rica has a Nationalized health care system, very much like the original plan presented by President Obama, and shot down by the likes of Limbaugh and pals.

The Survival Seed Bank, 22 packages of seed for only $149.95! At Walmart it would cost $25. If ever there was an advertisement with PRODUCT FOR VERY STUPID PEOPLE written all over it this is it!

Glenn Beck has lost most of his advertisers, just yesterday Turbo Tax became the 120th to pull their ads from his show which is now primarily funded by internal Fox advertising, Buy Gold and Carbonite. Both Beck and Limbaugh do advertising voice overs for Carbonite at carbonite.com. Here is a list as of today for those remaining, give them a call!

Wholesale Direct Metals (HelpwithGold.com)
American Petroleum Institute (EnergyTomorrow.org)
Carbonite
Lifestyle Lift
Merit Financial
Tax Masters
LifeLock
Goldline
1-800-Pack-Rat
Answers in Genesis (IAmNotAshamed.org)
The Jewelry Exchange
Biotab Nutraceuticals, Inc. (Alteril.com)
Zero Technologies (ZeroWater)
Lear Capital
Lifestyle Lift
DIRECTV (Starz)
IRSTaxAgreements.com
Rosland Capital
News Corp. (The Wall Street Journal)
American Advisors Group
Quietus (QuietRelief.com)