Tuesday, July 15. 2008Texas Abstinence education Tops NationMore money is spent in Texas on abstinence education than any other state with 52.7% of teens having premarital sex compared to the national average of 47.8%. I would guess the argument on behalf of the Texas Taliban is that without our tax dollars going to abstinence programs, Texas teens would be having even more sex than they already are. 
Tuesday, July 15. 2008Texas to legalize guns on campus
At first glance one may think this is just about fear overriding common sense as college campuses have very high levels of drunkenness, drug use, suicide rates and adolescent stupidity. But there is no cause to worry. This has been all taken care of as the students are required to pass a concealed carry course. The course was taken and reported upon by Houston Chronicle reporter Janet Elliott who chronicled her experience in which the instructor told those in his class that they should not drink alcohol when carrying a gun, or wave it around in a threatening manner, and not to pull it out when angry at someone! So as that is the case, there is nothing to worry about. Learning to conceal and carry While the rest of the civilized world has been working to reduce violence and create hope through reform and social programs, we in America find the solution to be more and larger prisons, longer sentences, expanding executions, and evermore people buying and carrying bigger and better guns.
Tuesday, July 15. 2008Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel Split and the infamous videosJimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman split after a 5 year relationship perhaps these videos were real!
Tuesday, July 15. 2008Sex on the beach in Dubai leads to police action, 79 arrests for bare breasts, nudity
As in a previous story about Greece, we have some randy Brits to thank for the current campaign in Dubai. A couple was caught having sex on the beach, and we don't mean a fluffy bar drink.
We truly can't blame them alone, the couple merely drew attention to the hordes of Westerners from many countries who visit the popular vacation spot, but have no regard for the social mores of the Muslim city-state. Within two weeks there have been 79 arrests.for topless sunbathing, nudity, and indecent behavior. There now are undercover officers strolling on the beach, and officers in watchtowers to enforce the decency campaign. Complaints to policehave ranged from families being offended, to topless sunbathers complaining that men stare at them. "I understand that I have to respect the rules of the country," said John MacLean, a British tourist on holiday with his girlfriend. But, he added, "I am not sure if I can kiss her or touch her in public." My advice is to keep your knickers on, and your hands to yourself. Sex on the beach in Dubai leads to police action, 79 arrests for bare breasts, nudity
Monday, July 14. 2008Greek Oral Sex Competition ends in arrests
Combine sun, sand, gorgeous azure blue waters, steamy nights, and non-stop partying. You have an atmosphere which draws 15 million people a year to Zakynthos,Greece. Many are twenty-somethings from Britain. The atmosphere would encourage even those with some inhibitions to cast them to the gentle breeze, and make the rest of their year in often soggy and grey Britain a distant memory. This year will have been particularly memorable for some vacationers.
I'm certain it seemed like a good idea to participate in a paid competition. The girls would be paid whether they won or not, meet new people, and be a video star, with the competition posted on the internet...such a deal! After all, don't athletes get paid for what they do well?
Thus, the first and last annual Oral Sex Competition was born.The good news is that the women were paid. The bad news is that they needed the money for bail. The police arrested nine women for prostitution, as well as nine others and six Greek men, including two bar owners who were no doubt doing a land-office business at the time. The men were charged with "encouraging obscene behavior" a charge which boggles the mind when one considers the varied definitions of "obscene"in this country alone. Oh, and by the way don't look for the video, it's now called evidence. Greek Oral Sex Competition ends in arrests
Monday, July 14. 2008Muslim Terrorists Barack and Michelle Obama on Cover of New Yorker
Monday, July 14. 2008USA Suffers Second Pratfall in a row At Miss Universe Pageant For the second year in a row, America has suffered our entrant in the Miss Universe Pageant to fall down go boom. This year to add insult to injury, Communist, Marxist, Socialist, totalitarian and Evil Miss Venezuela won! Holy cow! Is this a sign? Obviously God is mad at America? What for you think? Perhaps it isn't homos and the ACLU this time but war and the NRA. Now that would be some CHANGE hey?
Monday, July 14. 2008Arch Bishop of Canterbury Formally Un-invites Bishop Gene Robinson to Anglican Lambert ConferenceSometimes, though rarely, we witness a religious figure who does not express the dominate forms of intolerance, bigotry, hate and wholesale silliness inherent in the process, but someone who speaks as Christ would speak. This is seldom heard from religions, churches or denominations themselves, but rather from rebellious leaders within. Can you think of an examples of this happening say about 2000 years ago? And what did that person get for it? Oops! You see, that's one of those things religion doesn't like talking about, or even more so, doesn't like thinking about. The less thinking the better it all comes out. Gay bishop Gene Robinson's 'sadness' over sermon heckler New Hampshire Episcopal Bishop Gene Robinson was formally uninvited by the Arch Bishop of Canterbury to attend the conference but went anyway. Robinson made some speeches on the outskirts of London where he was heckled and told he was going to Hell [you know, what most people in most religions most like thinking about, the other guy going to Hell]. Anyway here is what Robinson said about the issue just the other day in England.
Well spoken. But here in Texas calling Homos "abominations" not only causes praises to God, but the celebration of bigotry is often accompanied by shooting our guns in the air to compliment the singing.
Sunday, July 13. 2008Angelina Jolie Gives Birth to twins, Knox the boy and Vivienne the girl Today in Nice, France, 33 year old movie star, mother and child activist Angelina Jolie gave birth by caesarean section to a pair of twins. The boy was named Knox Leon and the girl Vivienne Marcheline. They weighed in at 5 pounds each. 44 year old father Brad Pitt was present at the birth and everything is swell other than the mass of paparazzi laying in wait outside the hospital. Angelina Jolie gives birth to boy and girl
Saturday, July 12. 2008Hide the Children, Debra La Fave released and on the Loose
With a teenage son at home I have taken what precautions necessary as a member of the Lone Star State. I applied for a concealed carry license which will be coming next week, I reviewed the Castle Law which allows me to shoot the women if she sets one toe on my property and I have contacted the local police to help on a neighborhood watch.
Saturday, July 12. 2008Conservative Fox News Pundit Tony Snow gone at 53
Tony Snow was one of the few whacky conservative/Libertarian spokesmen who fellow media pundits not only tolerated but liked no matter his failings in truthiness or the propaganda he dispensed. Either as a guest host for the right-wing Rush Limbaugh Show, his own conservative radio show, moderator for the conservative Fox News Sunday Show and more recently brought in to put a friendly face upon the failing conservative Bush administration as White House Press Secretary. We assume that he is already playing a round on the front nine with The Gipper.
Saturday, July 12. 2008Pastor nabbed in illegal deadly snake bust, using in church, sold on Net
I ask you, do we want clergy arrested like common criminals, after a sting operation?
You damn skippy we do! The latest to get a new and captive congregation is pastor James Coots of the Full Gospel Tabernacle in Jesus' Name, not surprisingly from Middlesboro, KY and without a phone. Was the sting over Graft or child abuse? Nay, it was carried out by the Fish and Wildlife Agency. In Coot's home alone were 42 copperheads, 11 timber rattlesnakes, three cottonmouth water moccasins, a diamondback rattler, two cobras, a puff adder, and Mrs. Coots in a pear tree. He was charged with buying, selling, and possessing illegal reptiles. Rather than being satisfied with just enough deadly snakes to kill his congregation many times over, he was selling them. Undercover officers purchased more than 200 illegal reptiles, some of which were advertised for sale on web sites. On site lists copperheads for $50 each and cobras for $450. That's a lot faster than building the church finances with bake sales, but more than I'd pay before they were shoes. While handling snakes is practiced in a few fundamentalist churches in Appalachia, based on the literal interpretation of Bible verses stating true believers can take up serpents without being harmed. Some also practice taking poison from another portion of scripture. Both forms of modified Russian Roulette are illegal in most states, including Kentucky. When someone is bitten and dies, obviously they didn't "believe". A Tennessee woman died after being bitten by a rattlesnake during a service in 1995. Her husband must not have been a "true" believer either, he died three years later after having been bitten in northeastern Alabama, or another part of his anatomy. To think, you can purchase deadly and often imported snakes from a website, but the government has cracked down so we may not purchase a mild pain medication or sedative which are sold over the counter in many other countries often directly to the north and south of us. I particularly like the summation by an investigator in the Coot's Caper. "You can purchase anything off the Internet except common sense," Harrison said. "A venomous snake isn't a pet. You don't play with it. If you do, you're an idiot." Pastor nabbed in illegal deadly snake bust, using in church, sold on Net
Saturday, July 12. 2008Fondle a breast on new Russian park sculpture for virility
A sculpture recently commissioned may well make the southern Russian town of Bataysk into a major pilgrimage. The bas-relief sculpture, lying on a one-meter-high plinth in a park, near Rostov-on-Don, features a pair of breasts being fondled by a man's hand.
No ordinary sculpture, men are encouraged to interact and gain great advantages from doing so. A suggestive engraved message in verse will encourage men to touch the breasts themselves to "Improve their manly strength and stay young forever." I believe that is the G-rated version, and a loose translation. The sculptor, Anatoly Sknarin saw a similar composition in Amsterdam on a paving slab in the red-light district, and utilized the concept in his home town, though the headless work resembles nothing so much as a woman with very large hands performing a self breast exam. Apparently Russians take a much different view of sexuality and "naughtyness" than some conservative Americans. I cannot help but remember when Ashcroft insisted that the American citizens spend $7,000 for a drape designed to cover the long exposed breast of the statue of Justice, lest he be photographed in front of a - gasp - female breast, much less touching it! Fondle a breast on new Russian park sculpture for virility
Friday, July 11. 2008Video, Chilean stripper arrested for pole dancing on subway
Friday, July 11. 2008Maureen Dowd, Hillary Clinton and Laura Bush Kills her Boyfriend
Maureen Dowd did her Sunday piece on one of those political books where fiction and the real world collide. Much like Primary Colors a decade ago was the story of the Clintons in the White House, American Wife by Curtis Sittenfeld is really the story of Laura Bush. I am still often asked by my now college age kids what's the difference between a Democrat and a Republican. At one time they were actually interested in my answers, but now it seems they only ask out of politeness to see what crazyass thing I come up with. The above quoted paragraph from Clinton Hater Maureen Dowd [I suppose that was unfair as Maureen seems to hate just about everybody] puts a few exclamation marks at the end of the question. What's the difference between a Republican and a Democrat?!! So there you have the difference between Republicans and Democrats. Keep that in mind when you vote. Oh and Republicans are peeking in your windows so close the drapes. Remember that too. And they think the price of gas you are paying at the pump is just in your head. Remember that too... This could go on and on and on hey...
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There is much ado down here in Dumbutt to get college students, college professors, college janitors and people visiting colleges to pack heat. There is also the coming vote on getting rid of the "conceal" part of all this. Though the fun of waving guns around in bars and church and duels in the street will not be as easy to get done as moving thousands of guns into dorms and fraternity houses.
Debra LaFave, the notorious teacher from Florida who had sex with a 16 year old boy has been released from house arrest this week. Though she has 7 more years of probation to serve, the mother of the victim/beneficiary and the prosecutors want her back under house arrest, it seem she will be allowed to run loose.
