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video: What's more frightening than Sarah Palin for President... Glenn Beck for V P and Toddy for First Lady.

The Anti - Defamation League calls Glenn Beck "The most important mainstream media figure who has repeatedly helped to stoke the fires of anti government anger." Not exactly a shining recommendation for anyone but Sarah Palin. Palin declares Glenn Beck to be the perfect companion for her presidential run in 2012! After all, "He's a hoot!" says Alaska's half term governor, and McCain campaign scourge Sarah Palin. What better position for the teary eyed trouble maker, than Vice President Beck? It's been over a year since we had anyone in the White House who was "a hoot" without meaning to be.



Assuming President Obama doesn't become fed up by 2012, the year Mayan calendars and other sooth-sayers say all manner of disasters will happen, it would seem that President Obama is safe in his current elected position. The only danger exists if by some chance he realizes he doesn't need this stress, his days of gracious suffering of fools begin to dwindle, and the divided Republican party actually allows this pair to run, not having found a charismatic and crooked VP candidate who can tolerate Newtie. They may not have a choice, it depends entirely upon which side grows larger, the "Tea-party" crowd, or the more traditional...(we party in private,for $25,000 a plate), Republicans. As we can already see, Palin makes or recreates the story as she goes along. If she sees herself as a fool in retrospect, she merely changes the story to make others responsible for making her look badly. We all know Katie Couric was a tiger lying in wait with a "gotcha" question when she asked "do you read, and what?" So too, with the foreign policy question. It's as if her answer about seeing Putin "rear his head" existed only in Tina Fey's monologue! More frightening, her fans viewed the entire thing, and seem to believe her revisions!

Why Beck? He..sniffle..sob, dabbing his eyes, owes it to her! After all, Palin convinced him that HE wasn't a fringe nutjob, but the others were "out there," making them the sane mainstream. So what if they disregard global warming, cut out or privatize social security and medicare, remove the thinning barriers between church and state, convince their followers that FEMA which was inept in New Orleans, will set up detention camps for Obama dissenters? This is what it's all about, America - where a millionaire High School graduate, with only radio and TV experience, which elsewhere would be viewed as a joke at best, has a chance to shadow box at socialism and communism because Sarah Palin says he's a hoot. Though he has intentionally misinformed viewers in a successfull bid to raise ratings, he has helped to breed distrust and spread hate as a little side bonus, ain't that a kick in the pants! More tears..."I'm just a guy...I'm sorry, I'm just a guy who cares so very an awful lot about my country." Aw golly gee whiz, that - with a patented Palin wink, and I'll be vomiting in the aisles! Facebook | Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Bookmark using any bookmark manager!


Sarah Palin book Going Rogue Review My God Youbetcha

"Going Rogue is an irritatingly vernacular, fantastical, and cloying autobiography of a malignant narcissist, every bit as thunderingly stupid throughout as the person behind it." Instautz Review of Sarah Palin's book Going Rogue

Go to INSTAPUTZ to read a NON main stream media review of this pile of crap.  Its fun, entertaining and true!

I include this cartoon by Donna Barstow because its nice, and I want to be nice.

It got me wondering what the answer to that kindly question is. I found it to be easy and obvious which we all know but do not talk about here in America.

The hands are between religion and the secular reason demands half the show.

When the hands are between religion and religion, reason is replaced by dogma where violence becomes the most satisfying option.

Not talked about by the main stream media who must pander for share or every elected official past or present in this Nation. 

Much like the insistence of Republicans that Major Hasan at Ft Hood is a "terrorist". No, it was religion who killed the beast... And the animosity between the BOOK religions - Christianity, Islam and Judaism - is alot higher and more violent than in the less believable and false religions.   


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Stephen Colbert Skate Boards through the halls of Congress

The skate boarding comes at the end of this edition of Know a District - California's 12th - Democratic Congresswoman Jackie Speier who has married 50 gay partners and wants 14 year olds to vote!

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Jon Stewart & Aasif Mandi the Obama Bow that Destroyed America

Of course the Republicans were going to go nuts on this, after all they are THE KIND OF PEOPLE whose foreign policy is based upon shooting, bombing, torturing and THEN perhaps some talking. But showing respect to any other country for any reason is verboten - unless they have all the oil.

But the most interesting moment in all this was on Fox News Sunday when the newly added talking head for Fox News, Liz Cheney (not the lesbian one) showed a picture of her father Dick Cheney - in a one inch head nod to the Emperor and avoided shooting the Jap in the face - commented that her father Dick Cheney would be a better choice for President in 2012 than Obama.

Waste a minute to watch just how silly Fox News Sunday is.

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Texas Last Meal Death Row Repreive

Texans were sadly disappointed last night in not being able to do the Injecto on nutcase Gerald Eldridge. Judge With only two hours to go until that Don't Mess With Texas moment, Judge Lee Rosenthal stopped the process interrupting Eldridge's last requested meal of pancakes with peanut butter and oatmeal cookies, yum. Eldridge Reprieve

Eldridge has little time for injections, last meals and such up there at the Polunsky Unit waiting room in Livingston where he and his brother build boats and his wife and 7 children live with him inside his cell. But not to worry, we will get the job done, other than the guns, it's what we are most famous for and proud of.    Facebook | Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Bookmark using any bookmark manager!


video: Teabagger the noun enters the dictionary,Teabagging, the naughty verb still out.

Huzzahs, Hip Hip Hurray and a rootiy toot toot salute , inspired by Little Richard! Perhaps only Tea-bagger the Noun is official, as we're reminded, it is a family dictionary. Still, it is nice to know that some unwitting conservatives have made this special double entendre legit. Fans of "Tea-bagging" the Verb, can rejoice in this 'wink, wink, nudge nudge' moment.



All of the definitions you could wish for are discussed by political analyst equipped with a sense of humor, Richard Wolffe. On another interesting note. There are other words which are runners-up. Many of these words didn't exist before the last election. In some cases, social media online has contributed, in others, the new, divisive Republican party. The runners-up are: Birther, death panel, sexting, unfriend or defriend.

Wolffe also discusses how the group which sounds harmless, and much more civil than they are, Tea-baggers, seem to be the undoing of the Republican party. Facebook | Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Bookmark using any bookmark manager!


Bill OReilly doesn't care about the Constitution, Nancy Pelosi and Judge Napolitano..aka pinhead. John Shadegg, R- AZ, kid and napping fever.

Bill O'Reilly bellows "I Don't CARE About the Constitution!" He finishes the argument by calling Judge Napoliano a "Pinhead." Loofah Boy has forced Glenn Beck - of all people, to become the sane voice of reason, just in case Nancy Pelosi is found bobbing in Boston Harbor, he obviously wants no part of O'Reilly's fond dream. John Shadegg R - AZ The kiddie napper of Mattie says...to ship out Khalil Sheikh Mohammed, before he and his friends nab everyone in New York!



Golden Boy, Bill O'Reilly has gone as low as he possibly can. Then again, we thought he'd done that before, so there is always hope. When Glenn Beck, himself known for tasteless, on-air parodies involving gruesome ends for politicos he dislikes, in fact, he did a memorable parody of feeding poison to Speaker Pelosi, cries foul - or more accurately, " Well, um, I don't think that's necessary" to O'Reilly's revolting fantasies involving Nancy Pelosi, you know it's bad! O'Reilly scared sillier by the very thought that the richest might be taxed at long last, proposed a scenario involving Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi which offended even Beck's schizzo/ delicate sensibilities - or ratings concerns.

Silver, Bill O'Reilly again! Bill O'Loofah stated in a heated argument over the location of "The" trial, with Judge Napoliano, " Well, I don't care about the constitution!" There you have it from the great patriot! He finished the adult debate by calling Napolitano "A pinhead." Bill and the others refuse to accept that New York is deemed by the constitution, as the legal place in which to try Khalil Sheikh Mohammed. O'Reilly, Liz Cheney, and the rest, repeatedly express the certainty that the trial itself would somehow not be harsh enough when held in the very city which was devastated, and furthermore, it would bring swarms of swarthy men with nasty things which go Boom! strapped to them. This is a jump in logic I've truly tried to understand today, by listening to interviews and reading conservative sites. I hope there is an alcohol re-hab treatment plan in my insurance. Since they won't explain their problem with New York, I can only guess. 1. Perhaps they feel that a "jury of his peers" will have to be imported? At least that would explain their fears of being sitting ducks for the duration. 2. All airport and immigration security will take personal days to attend the trial, leaving our borders to be guarded only by Lou Dobbs and Chuck Norris via walkie talkie? . 3.They feel that the very city which suffered the most will be too lenient? Visions of Khalil Sheikh Mohammed being given community service, a parole officer, and a stiff fine to pay. Honk! You'll recognize him, even in his orange jumpsuit, where he'll be by the freeway picking up litter and wishing he were a martyr.

Bronze: John Shadegg, R- Arizona. Who? You know, the dip who in attempting to block health care, picked up the child of an aide, and told us what freedom - loving "Maddie wants."Oddly for a toddler, her views were aligned with his perfectly, and did she ever go on! Today, he too weighed in on the location for THE trial. Wouldn't you know, he asked the Mayor how he'd feel if one of those bad terrorist kidnapped Maddie! As you well know by now, we'll be overrun with bad men if the trial is held in New York. He wasn't finished, by the time he'd asked the mayor how he'd feel if one of his own daughters or sons were kidnapped at school, or the wife or daughter of a friend, the wife of a judge, the mistress or boyfriend of a judge, the man who polishes the benches, and the barista, it still didn't matter one whit. The trial is being held where it should be, and no one has explained to me yet how this would open the gates wider for bad people to grab everyone within a 100 mile radius of Shadegg - who may just be cranky and need a nap, kiddo! Facebook | Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Bookmark using any bookmark manager!


video: Carrie Prejeans sex tape, nude photos and hypocrisy

Oh please! Carrie Prejean is prosecution evidence that beauty contestants should simply strut their stuff and keep their mouths firmly clamped so that men may retain their fantasies, I say that as a feminist. Today, she's pushing her book, and revealing that the bad which has befallen her is because...wait for it.....like the delicate flower Ann Coulter, she is the target of a vast liberal conspiracy!



Now that you know about the dark forces,I think you'll agree that it's astounding that Carrie Prejean managed to work in so many media stops today. It's a miracle once you learn that the media is controlled by liberals, and they're all out to get her. The poor woman, so much has befallen her! She's had to drop her million dollar lawsuit against the pageant owners, who had graciously paid for her bouncy bosoms. The silly people expected Prejean to make a few appearances with 'the girls'after winning the title. When she couldn't be bothered to perform her duties they fired her, again, not her fault, it's a fee speech issue. Her nude photos took the wind out of that million dollar windfall, and she's not about to let her solo sex video get in the way of book sales. In no way do either of her photo/film excursions take away from her wholesome image of herself. At one interview after another, all questions led back to two places....her book title, and the horrible conspiracy against conservative women. She was "punished, fired, and brutally attacked." She is Lady Liberty speaking out for the right to step on your own tongue and blame someone else for the results! "Americans should have free speech, I've been punished" she proclaims again and again. "There is a campaign to silence me." she adds ominously, to hear her she believes a vast media conspiracy revolves around Carrie Prejean.

Don't give up on this video, the best is yet to come, she bemoans her treatment by Keith Olbermann to a comperable but fictional situation involving Sonia Sotomayor and Michelle Obama. Prejean may have found her voice, but she's still out of her league. Facebook | Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Bookmark using any bookmark manager!


CNN paid Lou Dobbs $8 million to GO AWAY

"CNN was so sick of Lou Dobbs it gave him an $8 million severance package to leave, The Post has learned." NY Post CNN wanted Lou out

When even the conservative NY Post is reporting that it was worth $8 million for CNN to get rid of Lou Dobbs you know it must be true!  Dobbs who with his rabid bigotry, populist xenophobia single handedly destroyed the reputation of CNN as a credible news source.

Dobbs had become an ugly vile version of Fox News' Glenn Beck but lacking Becks' otherworldly humor, silly insanity and pitiful likability. 

This is all especially satisfying for me as because for past two years I have been emailing CNN, snail mailing CNN, boycotting CNN and writing articles about Lou Dobbs calling for CNN to move his ugly ass over to Fox News where he belongs. Lou Dobbs - Shithead of the Year 2008

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Stephen Colbert SLAMS intolerant Christian Republican Homophobes

This is a very well done kick in the pants to the KIND OF PEOPLE who would deny gay partners such basic human rights as hospital visitation, submitting obits, controlling a funeral, burial etc.

These KIND OF PEOPLE who pretend that Christianity is an off shoot of American Right-wing politics based upon Ayn Rand (an atheist no less) free market purism, Wall Street and Banker greed, the evil of taxation,   selfishness, intolerance, bigotry, violence, hatred and wholesale ignorance.

Colbert does not go as far as I did the other day calling this religion what it is, but he comes as close as one can on television.  Mayoral Candidate Annise Parker suffers Houston's Republican Christian Bigotry  

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Jon Stewart is going to take a stick to your balls!

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