Wednesday, August 13. 2008e-Bay Hot Tips this week: Seattle's Five Million Dollar Toilets
Seattle's pain can be your gain. Pity too. If ever a city needed "convenience stations" it's Seattle. In a desperate bid for World Class City status In 2004, the five gleaming,German made, self cleaning, cylindrical stainless steel wonders were purchased amid controversy, for five million dollars. Meant as a boon for tourists, stranded residents, and an alternative for the homeless, they soon fizzled.
The intended users wouldn't go near them after the commodious units became offices for prostitutes, drug sales and distribution, and gaggles of hooligans who would emerge fresh from a board meeting. Rather than police them, the city sagely decided to sell them..on e-bay-again, where they can be seen from all angles to truly appreciate the superb German engineering.
This time is more promising, over 130 bids have climbed to $7,388.88. Far from five million, they're a steal, and did I mention...self cleaning? e-Bay Hot Tips this week: Seattle's Five Million Dollar Toilets Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Kick! Home Wednesday, August 13. 2008Is Stephen Colbert Obama's VP Pick, National Enquirer and John EdwardsStephen Colbert surmises that because he has not been called by the DNC to make a speech at the Democratic Convention on VP Monday night, they are probably toying with his as the surprise VP pick by Barack Obama. Stephen also explains why the mainstream media is so remiss in not picking up stories from the National Enquirer. After all, they had no problem picking up the unsubstantiated rumors that Saddam Hussein had Weapons of Mass Destruction and trained the 911 terrorists. Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Kick! Home Wednesday, August 13. 2008Jon Stewart with Rob Riggle in Beijing and the Good Wall of ChinaRob Riggle jumps into Chinese culture! He dines at the 7/11, plays basketball and visits the Good Wall of China where he wails. Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Kick! Home Wednesday, August 13. 2008Focus on the Family nitwit Stuart Shepard asks prayer for rain on Obama's DNC Speech
Addendum by RJ - With so many fine Americans across this fine nation all praying at the same time for this fine storm, this will be the final test as to the existence of God. If it rains during Obama's speech, God is real. If it does not rain, most obviously God does not exist. [For it goes without saying that God hates Gays and abortions). Stay tuned for the final results as to the existence of God on August 28th. Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Kick! HomeTuesday, August 12. 2008Video Xenia Ohio's own Mr Unstable bathing in Burger King sinkMr. Unstable and co-workers enjoyed the show until management pulled the plug. Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Kick! Home Tuesday, August 12. 2008This week in art. Giant inflatable dog turd sets sail at Swiss exhibition
Picture an outdoor exhibit at the prestigious Paul Klee Gallery in Berne, Switzerland. Sculptures of all kinds grace the grounds. The wind gusts, and an inflated sculpture slips it's moorings casting a huge shadow on all below it as it sets sail.
It's a bird, it's a plane, no - it's a gigantic house- sized dog turd and it's heading this way! The work of American artist Paul McCarthy titled "Complex Shit" brought down a power line and broke a greenhouse window, floating for 200 yards before landing on the grounds of a children's home where it broke another window, apparently in a failed attempt to gain entry. One can only imagine the reactions of the residents who were most likely unaware of the art exhibit, and only knew they were under attack by a gigantic floating pile of dog feces. Personally, a pile in motion like a dirigible is much more interesting, then again...it is "complex s****." This week in art. Giant inflatable dog turd sets sail at Swiss exhibition! Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Kick! Home Tuesday, August 12. 2008War in GeorgiaI no longer believe anything my country tells me regarding international news. It doesn't even matter to me if it's CNN, FOX news, the WHITE HOUSE, REPUBLICANS or DEMOCRATS; whatever they have to say about international matters is biased, skewered, dishonest and so full of flag waving jingoist crap it's just a silly sack of shit. Over the years I have often tried to get people to understand such things by giving POV (points of view) lessons that only fall upon deaf ears. This I suppose has its history in what we call the Monroe Doctrine. That when it comes to military defense (or offense), the set of rules we follow are completely different than what we require other nations to follow. Imagine that Montana, Maine an the State of Washington have left the United Sates to become part of Canada. That Canada aligned itself with Iran and there are Iranian troops training and working with the Canadian military on our border. That Canada took control of natural gas, oil, coal and pipelines in those states. Imagine some of the most Northern counties of the three states remained loyal to the United States patriotically an culturally. Imagine Canada attacked those counties killing 2000 Americans. What would we do? Would we have let those states go in the first place no matter what the UN said? Come on... Russia isn't doing anything we would not have done worse! Tuesday, August 12. 2008Stephen Colbert Nails Medical Marijuana UseWith Seth Rogen starring in a hot new "stoner" movie and Cheech & Chong coming back for a "stoner" comedy tour, law and order advocate Stephen Colbert high steps up to the plate to cry foul! Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Kick! Home Tuesday, August 12. 2008Jon Stewart Interviews Ron Suskind and the Bush Iraq War Forgery
Monday, August 11. 2008Republican Video Ad, Change you DeserveSee more Adam "Ghost Panther" McKay videos at Funny or Die
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What to do when you've gone through all of your favorite videos, and are too cheap to rent more? It's simple - much like the clever devil who came up with this idea. In Longmont, Colorado the man pictured tried his ploy three times within nine days last month, each time telling store owners that he needed copies of the X-rated videos, "to make sure the performers were of legal age." (what a guy!) Each time he struck out. It sounds as if people who work in this business aren't easily taken in, or impressed with fake credentials.
"Inspector X" showed a badge and left a business card from the Longmont police "age verification unit." The Longmont police Commander explained that there is no such unit, though Cmdr. Tim Lewis did give Officer X credit for being inventive. Unfortunately for him, he's also oblivious to surveillance cameras. It shouldn't be long before police bump into him. Perhaps he can then convince them to institute an "age verification program."- perhaps as part of his probation? Man claims to be inspector, demands free Adult Videos Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Kick! Home Monday, August 11. 2008Batavia NY Bridegroom's Wife Forgot Legal Order, They Honeymoon Alone
Pictured is an appropriate Groom's Cake?
With all of the hustle and bustle of planning a wedding it's easy for the bride, in this case also the ex-wife of the groom to forget a detail or two. One detail in particular led to a less than auspicious second walk down the aisle with her formerly ex, now current husband Timothy Cole. All would have gone well had hot-headed anger management drop-out (just guessing) Cole gotten into an altercation with a guest after the ceremony. Officers, recognizing Cole's face ran a quick check revealing the key detail the bride had forgotten. Her list should have read:Pick up dress, order kegs, and most importantly, have order of protection lifted on Timothy. Police picked up on the oversight...presumably a relic of their initial break-up. Cole has been charged, and is being held without bail. I hope he took a good mug shot. One thing is certain, their wedding album won't be just like everyone else's! Batavia NY Bridegroom's Wife Forgot Legal Order, they honeymoon alone Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Kick! Home Monday, August 11. 2008Scientologist Issac Hayes - Where is he now?
Mr Hayes popularity became resurgent in 1999 as the wise womanizer "Chef" on the Comedy Central cartoon hit South Park. Though after years of making fun of Christians, Mormons, Jews and Muslims Hayes quit when the writers made fun of Scientologists. Which kind of defines the depth of his intellect. In the recent eulogies I have read he is not only the father of Disco but Rap as well! Wow, he helped change our culture by replacing rock, rhythm and blues, soul and Motown with mindless repetitive rhythms set to shallow lyrics so shallow people had cause to get dressed up and go dancing (and snorting). Which in turn led to even more repetitive rhythms - no longer played by people with musical instruments or talent of any sort other than rhyming things with suck - set to Godawful filthy lyrics of bigotry, sexism, hate, shooting, killing, beating and revenge. And helping the fashion industry sell everyone clothes 10 sizes too big for them while the artists keep their hands either on their balls or in that spastic gesture making fun of people with cerebral palsy. Monday, August 11. 2008Dr. Wheeler's Obama is the Anti Christ email
Thinking Americans only! Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Kick! HomeMonday, August 11. 2008Another War for Bush and McCain on the Russian Georgia Border
Makes what these Ruskies did this weekend look like the Sesame Street muppets singing Kumbia. So thanx for that at least... Update! Oh no! Bush had the balls to come on TV just now and say how wrong it is to invade another nation! NO LIE! I am not kidding! Amazing.... Wait wait.... what's this? Holy Hockeylockers! Its John McCain looking more serious than every seen before! Is he calling for war with Russia? My God he is.... Votes are what he's after and what could better swing the angry white male vote to his side better than a third war (wait there's Iran in the queue) so that would be a fourth war. Seems Obama was wrong about them all clinging to religion and guns... Its not about clinging its about madly waving their guns over their heads chanting violent insane religious bullshit. Capacities are limited. Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Kick! Home |
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