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e-Bay Hot Tips this week: Seattle's Five Million Dollar Toilets


Seattle's 5 million dollar toilets on ebay idiotic politicians Seattle's pain can be your gain. Pity too. If ever a city needed "convenience stations" it's Seattle. In a desperate bid for World Class City status In 2004, the five gleaming,German made, self cleaning, cylindrical stainless steel wonders were purchased amid controversy, for five million dollars. Meant as a boon for tourists, stranded residents, and an alternative for the homeless, they soon fizzled. The intended users wouldn't go near them after the commodious units became offices for prostitutes, drug sales and distribution, and gaggles of hooligans who would emerge fresh from a board meeting. Rather than police them, the city sagely decided to sell them..on e-bay-again, where they can be seen from all angles to truly appreciate the superb German engineering.

This time is more promising, over 130 bids have climbed to $7,388.88. Far from five million, they're a steal, and did I mention...self cleaning? e-Bay Hot Tips this week: Seattle's Five Million Dollar Toilets Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Kick! Home



Is Stephen Colbert Obama's VP Pick, National Enquirer and John Edwards




Stephen Colbert surmises that because he has not been called by the DNC to make a speech at the Democratic Convention on VP Monday night, they are probably toying with his as the surprise VP pick by Barack Obama.

Stephen also explains why the mainstream media is so remiss in not picking up stories from the National Enquirer. After all, they had no problem picking up the unsubstantiated rumors that Saddam Hussein had Weapons of Mass Destruction and trained the 911 terrorists. Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Kick! Home



Jon Stewart with Rob Riggle in Beijing and the Good Wall of China




Rob Riggle jumps into Chinese culture! He dines at the 7/11, plays basketball and visits the Good Wall of China where he wails. Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Kick! Home



Focus on the Family nitwit Stuart Shepard asks prayer for rain on Obama's DNC Speech




When asked why "Focus on the Family" "wit" and video whiz Shepard would ask the God fearin' folk to pray for a deluge coinciding with Obama's DNC speech he replied “I’m still pro-life, and I’m still in favor or marriage being between one man and one woman.” Huh? Obama favors legal abortion and gay rights. Obviously a right good smiting by deluge is minor punishment for such heresy.

Addendum by RJ - With so many fine Americans across this fine nation all praying at the same time for this fine storm, this will be the final test as to the existence of God. If it rains during Obama's speech, God is real. If it does not rain, most obviously God does not exist. [For it goes without saying that God hates Gays and abortions).

Stay tuned for the final results as to the existence of God on August 28th.

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Video Xenia Ohio's own Mr Unstable bathing in Burger King sink




Mr. Unstable and co-workers enjoyed the show until management pulled the plug. Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Kick! Home



This week in art. Giant inflatable dog turd sets sail at Swiss exhibition


Picture an outdoor exhibit at the prestigious Paul Klee Gallery in Berne, Switzerland. Sculptures of all kinds grace the grounds. The wind gusts, and an inflated sculpture slips it's moorings casting a huge shadow on all below it as it sets sail.

It's a bird, it's a plane, no - it's a gigantic house- sized dog turd and it's heading this way! The work of American artist Paul McCarthy titled "Complex Shit" brought down a power line and broke a greenhouse window, floating for 200 yards before landing on the grounds of a children's home where it broke another window, apparently in a failed attempt to gain entry. One can only imagine the reactions of the residents who were most likely unaware of the art exhibit, and only knew they were under attack by a gigantic floating pile of dog feces. Personally, a pile in motion like a dirigible is much more interesting, then again...it is "complex s****." This week in art. Giant inflatable dog turd sets sail at Swiss exhibition!
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War in Georgia


I no longer believe anything my country tells me regarding international news. It doesn't even matter to me if it's CNN, FOX news, the WHITE HOUSE, REPUBLICANS or DEMOCRATS; whatever they have to say about international matters is biased, skewered, dishonest and so full of flag waving jingoist crap it's just a silly sack of shit. 

Over the years I have often tried to get people to understand such things by giving POV (points of view) lessons that only fall upon deaf ears. This I suppose has its history in what we call the Monroe Doctrine. That when it comes to military defense (or offense), the set of rules we follow are completely different than what we require other nations to follow. 

We can put missiles, military bases, send ships, bombers and aircraft carriers anywhere we want for any reason we wish. We can invade whoever displeases us at anytime for any reason at all. But the OTHER GUY cannot. It's very hard, in fact it could be said to be impossible, to get most anyone to admit to the bias in that. But I must carry on this futile task no matter. It's my job. 

Imagine that Montana, Maine an the State of Washington have left the United Sates to become part of Canada. That Canada aligned itself with Iran and there are Iranian troops training and working with the Canadian military on our border. That Canada took control of natural gas, oil, coal and pipelines in those states. Imagine some of the most Northern counties of the three states remained loyal to the United States patriotically an culturally. Imagine Canada attacked those counties killing 2000 Americans. What would we do? Would we have let those states go in the first place no matter what the UN said?  Come on... Russia isn't doing anything we would not have done worse! 

You see... It doesn't matter, there is no point of view when Mr Jingo is around. And the same can be said about Mr. God. George W Bush's comment in Beijing on how Religious people understand how wonderful it is when religion spreads throughout a country.  Like Iran. Or Pakistan. Or the Taliban. You see? The POV has never even occured to people like George W. Bush...   

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Stephen Colbert Nails Medical Marijuana Use




With Seth Rogen starring in a hot new "stoner" movie and Cheech & Chong coming back for a "stoner" comedy tour, law and order advocate Stephen Colbert high steps up to the plate to cry foul!   Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Kick! Home



Jon Stewart Interviews Ron Suskind and the Bush Iraq War Forgery




In his new book "The Way of the World: A Story of Truth and Hope in an Age of Extremism" Ron Suskind tells the story of the Bush Administration in 2003 - after no WMDs were found or any evidence of Saddam helping the 911 terrorists - luckily finding a 2001 handwritten letter by Saddam's Intelligence Chief, Tahir Jalil Habbush admitting that 911 leader Mohamed Atta was trained in Iraq and that Iraq went to Niger for yellow cake uranium, i.e., proof of Saddam's Iraqs nuclear WMDs and responsibility for 911. Turns out the letter that supposedly redeemed the Bush Administration was a forgery. That it was a forgery is really not at issue, but whether as Suskind seems to have proof of, that VP Dick Cheney asked that such a letter be produced and that CIA Directory George Tenet provided it.  The Forged Iraqi Letter: What Just Happened?  

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Republican Video Ad, Change you Deserve


See more Adam "Ghost Panther" McKay videos at Funny or Die
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Man claims to be inspector, demands free Adult Videos


Co man demands adult videos claims to be inspector What to do when you've gone through all of your favorite videos, and are too cheap to rent more? It's simple - much like the clever devil who came up with this idea. In Longmont, Colorado the man pictured tried his ploy three times within nine days last month, each time telling store owners that he needed copies of the X-rated videos, "to make sure the performers were of legal age." (what a guy!) Each time he struck out. It sounds as if people who work in this business aren't easily taken in, or impressed with fake credentials.

"Inspector X" showed a badge and left a business card from the Longmont police "age verification unit." The Longmont police Commander explained that there is no such unit, though Cmdr. Tim Lewis did give Officer X credit for being inventive. Unfortunately for him, he's also oblivious to surveillance cameras. It shouldn't be long before police bump into him. Perhaps he can then convince them to institute an "age verification program."- perhaps as part of his probation? Man claims to be inspector, demands free Adult Videos Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Kick! Home



Batavia NY Bridegroom's Wife Forgot Legal Order, They Honeymoon Alone


Batavia NY groom too close to bride order of protection still in effect Pictured is an appropriate Groom's Cake?

With all of the hustle and bustle of planning a wedding it's easy for the bride, in this case also the ex-wife of the groom to forget a detail or two. One detail in particular led to a less than auspicious second walk down the aisle with her formerly ex, now current husband Timothy Cole.

All would have gone well had hot-headed anger management drop-out (just guessing) Cole gotten into an altercation with a guest after the ceremony. Officers, recognizing Cole's face ran a quick check revealing the key detail the bride had forgotten. Her list should have read:Pick up dress, order kegs, and most importantly, have order of protection lifted on Timothy. Police picked up on the oversight...presumably a relic of their initial break-up.

Cole has been charged, and is being held without bail. I hope he took a good mug shot. One thing is certain, their wedding album won't be just like everyone else's! Batavia NY Bridegroom's Wife Forgot Legal Order, they honeymoon alone
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Scientologist Issac Hayes - Where is he now?


issac hays south park chefIssac Hayes passed away this week which brings to mind a few pet issues of mine. First off just where do Scientologists go when the body stops. Do they go to the reasonable Heaven where streets of gold defy gravity and people with wings enjoy sexual romping with 72 virgins at a time?

Looking it up on Google I found that Scientologists do not follow reasonable logic in this and they come back to life as other life forms. In fact L. Ron Hubbard himself was once a clam. I will never see a tray of raw oysters the same again... Which one is Issac I will wonder.  Or L. Ron himself?

Mr Hayes popularity became resurgent in 1999 as the wise womanizer "Chef" on the Comedy Central cartoon hit South Park. Though after years of making fun of Christians, Mormons, Jews and Muslims Hayes quit when the writers made fun of Scientologists. Which kind of defines the depth of his intellect. 

In the recent eulogies I have read he is not only the father of Disco but Rap as well! Wow, he helped change our culture by replacing rock, rhythm and blues, soul and Motown with mindless repetitive rhythms set to shallow lyrics so shallow people had cause to get dressed up and go dancing (and snorting). Which in turn led to even more repetitive rhythms - no longer played by people with musical instruments or talent of any sort other than rhyming things with suck - set to Godawful filthy lyrics of bigotry, sexism, hate, shooting, killing, beating and revenge. And helping the fashion industry sell everyone clothes 10 sizes too big for them while the artists keep their hands either on their balls or in that spastic gesture making fun of people with cerebral palsy.



Happy as a clam, Issac Hayes will be missed.      

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Dr. Wheeler's Obama is the Anti Christ email


dr wheeler and contras

Dr. Wheeler is pictured here with the 1980s terrorist group the Nicaraguan Contras. And here is proof of his gravitas from the top right-wing lunatic in the US Congress - since B1 Bob Dornan became too drunk to function - Dana Rohrabacher. 

"Jack Wheeler is just about the most interesting man I know. As a professional adventurer, he has discovered lost tribes and led expeditions to every corner of the globe. As a geopolitical strategist, he created the Reagan Doctrine, which led to the demise of the Soviet Union. He is a brilliantly original thinker and deeply perceptive analyst of world events. I value his counsel and friendship." - U.S. Congressman Dana Rohrabacher (Lunatic-CA)


This one has been going around since March but I just got it again today so I thought I would share it with you because  it explains the mystery so many political pundits cannot come to terms with - why Democrats beat Republicans in the polls by 20 points and there is only a 4 point spread between the Democrat candidate and the Republican candidate (who is also a clownish unstable old man.) Well here is the answer to that.  And this isn't about lunatics as it may seem, this represents about 30% of the electorate. Who do not cling to guns and religion, but wave their guns above their heads, intoning Jesus and who WILL VOTE straight Republican tickets no matter November hurricanes, tornadoes, volcanoes, earthquakes or the rapture itself. Written by Dr. Jack Wheeler To The Point - Wheelers Website

The O-man, Barack Hussein Obama, is an eloquently tailored empty suit. No resume, no accomplishments, no experience, no original ideas, no understanding of how the economy works, no understanding of how the world works, no balls, nothing but abstract empty rhetoric devoid of real substance.

He has no real identity. He is half-white, which he rejects. The rest of him is mostly Arab, which he hides but is disclosed by his non-African Arabic surname and his Arabic first and middle names as a way to triply proclaim his Arabic parentage to people in Kenya . Only a small part of him is African Black from his Luo grandmother, which he pretends he is exclusively.

What he isn't, not a genetic drop of, is 'African-American,' the descendant of enslaved Africans brought to America chained in slave ships. He hasn't a single ancestor who was a slave. Instead, his Arab ancestors were slave owners. Slave-trading was the main Arab business in East Africa for centuries until the British ended it.

Let that sink in: Obama is not the descendant of slaves, he is the descendant of slave owners. Thus he makes the perfect Liberal Messiah. It's something Hillary doesn't understand - how some complete neophyte came out of the blue and stole the Dem nomination from her. Obamamania is beyond politics and reason. It is a true religious cult, whose adherents reject Christianity yet still believe in Original Sin, transferring it from the evil of being human to the evil of being white. Thus Obama has become the white liberals' Christ, offering absolution from the Sin of Being White. There is no reason or logic behind it, no faults or flaws of his can diminish it, no arguments Hillary could make of any kind can be effective against it.
The absurdity of Hypocrisy Clothed In Human Flesh being their Savior is all the more cause for liberals to worship him: Credo quia absurdum, I believe it because it is absurd. Thank heavens that the voting majority of Americans remain Christian and are in no desperate need of a phony savior. His candidacy is ridiculous and should not be taken seriously by any thinking American. Pass this on to every thinking American you know

Thinking Americans only!

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Another War for Bush and McCain on the Russian Georgia Border


The only thing saving us from world war in the Balkans is that neither George W. Bush or John McCain can possibly say anything against Russia for invading another nation.  

Both the President and McCain have argued so well for the invasion, bombing and occupation of both Afghanistan and Iraq (and the hopes of doing the same to Iran) that there is no possible way that they could even think about thinking about even hinting that Russia is wrong. After all Russia is only doing about 1/1000th of what we did on the other side of the world, but doing it on their own border for chrisake! Russian pushes rocket launchers, tanks to Georgia

Here is some REAL Shock and Awe from 2003 on Baghdad with a civilian population of 7 million. WOWZER! That one looks like a nuke! Remember what fun that was for us, not only did the press love it, but Service Pro made billions cleaning Lazy Boy's full of pee because it was so much fun bladder control failed on most all Republicans at the time. 

Makes what these Ruskies did this weekend look like the Sesame Street muppets singing Kumbia. 

So I thank the Lord that Americans have to keep their mouths shut on this one or spend an eternity on Hells' 7th level for hypocrisy beyond anything yet known in human history.

So thanx for that at least...

Update!  Oh no!  Bush had the balls to come on TV just now and say how wrong it is to invade another nation!  NO LIE!  I am not kidding!  Amazing.... Wait wait.... what's this?  Holy Hockeylockers!  Its John McCain looking more serious than every seen before!  Is he calling for war with Russia?  My God he is....  Votes are what he's after and what could better swing the angry white male vote to his side better than a third war (wait there's Iran in the queue) so that would be a fourth war. 

Seems Obama was wrong about them all clinging to religion and guns... Its not about clinging its about madly waving their guns over their heads chanting violent insane religious bullshit. Capacities are limited.

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