KicK! Making Politics Fun

This potential rapist needs to be put away for a long time if he doesn't do away with himself for loss of face, and a hurting unit. The 46 -yr old completely nude dimwit gained entrance to the unidentified 88-yr-old woman's home through a sliding door. Backing her into the living room, and pushing her face down onto a chair. It's not difficult to picture what nature boy had planned next for the much older woman.

Our damsel wasn't having any thanks. She reached behind and simply squeezed - hard! When he was able to tear free he ran. By the way, it's very cold in Portland right now, which may explain why he didn't make it back to his car in time. Perhaps he froze in a puddle, or slipped on the ice, going ass over teakettle? Either way is nice to imagine. His timing was most unfortunate..for him

A county code enforcement officer just happened to be very nearby, upon hearing the call on his radio, he spotted a car near the woman's house, and passed the license information along. Troutdale police arrested the criminal. It is just a pity he can't be charged with what he intended to do. He was jailed on accusations of burglary, harassment and private indecency, with bail set at $110,000, not enough in my opinion, but perhaps he'll make new friends where he's going who like to play rough as well!

I don't know her secret, but perhaps decades of squeezing fresh orange juice helps? Thank about it when you reach for the juicer.

88 yr old Portland,OR woman gives nude intruder a squeeze in the groin to remember
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Rush Limbaugh first played the song Barack the Magic Negro in the Spring of 2007. It is sung by an Al Sharpton impersonator (horrible impersonation) complaining that Obama is not Black Enough to be President. Here it is.

 

The issue to date is that Chip Saltsman - who was Mike Huckabee's campaign manager for his failed run for President - sent this song via CD out on his GOP mailing list as a Christmas card.

Saltsman is running for the chairmanship of the RNC. The dust up is not so much the political correctness of the song as it is who will take control of the present disarray in the Republican Party. Columnist Clarence Page weighs in on the issue.

It is no surprise that First Christian Mike Huckabee has come out to defend Saltsman and the lowball nature of the song. It is an example of how the American Right-wing has corrupted Christianity out of all recognition. Somehow over the past 30 years or so Christianity has become the religion of hate and war rather than love and peace. Its amazing...

Ken Blackwell - a black conservative also running for the RNC chair - also defends Saltzman and the song. Blackwell was the Attorney General of Ohio who made a name for himself refusing to count contested ballots, in leading the cause against not only gay marriage but gay unions as well, and who is now a member of The Family Research Council. Mr Blackwell does not require silver, he will sing any Republican song for 30 pieces of coal.

On the other side is the present RNC chairman Mike Duncan who said he was "shocked and appalled that anyone would think Saltsman's CD moves the party in the right direction."

Also running for the RNC chair is Michigan GOP chairman Saul Anuzis who also voiced his pain over the negative perception it brings to Republicans when they should be moving from exclusiveness to inclusiveness.

Though not running for the position, Governor Charlie Crist of Florida - one of the few voices of reason left in the GOP - also weighed in calling it divisive.

This story has legs because it will be our first indicator of where the GOP plans to go in the coming years. This will be decided come January 30th, 2009 when the Republicans meet in Washington DC to vote.

Will it go to the evangelical right represented by Saltsman or Blackwell?  Or to the more moderate views of Duncan or Anuzis?

On the big screen we see the conservative base represented by the most popular figures in the GOP - Sarah Palin and Mike Huckabee. We also saw all the Republican moderates in the Northeast thrown out of office making the the more moderate pragmatists - Charlie Crist and Arnold Schwarzenegger seem dust in the wind.

The Republican base controls not only the GOP primaries but its platform and its ideological direction. At the moment I would put my money on them going back to their core values of religious intolerance, happyfeet bigotry, unregulated free markets and tax breaks for the wealthy.

Sounds like a winner to me!
That's what Rush and Sean are pushing on the rado. Its what Sarah Palin stands for! Intelligent Design has failed the GOP. I am especially happy that my dog has become smarter than a Republican!

SIT! STAY! LAY DOWN. DONT BITE YOUR BALLS! GOOD BOY!  See....

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Remember the lovely idea of convincing pre-teens to take a virginity pledge? Some parents turn it into a ceremony complete with a ring, a party, then kick back and reward themselves with complacent peace of mind. If you're still inclined to go through with it, I suggest you don't break the bank. You might want to follow the advice of the researchers mentioned earlier this week who found teens who breakfasted with parents had sex later than those who skipped "the most important meal of the day."

After all of the solemn vowing and proud applause, does it work for the one in eight teens who take the vow? The answer is a resounding no. In fact, according to the journal Pediatrics, these teens are just as likely to have sex as those who haven't vowed,and much more likely not to use condoms or any birth control method thanks to the abstinence only approach to sex ed. The research showed that the well intentioned ones were no different in their rates of premarital sex,anal and oral sex, and the likelihood of having a sexually transmitted disease. Revive mother and read on please.

Enjoy the ceremony if you are determined not to have that frank talk about sex, disease, and pregnancy. When surveyed, five years after taking the pledge, the subjects who were now aged 20 to 23 often denied or forgot that they'd ever taken such a vow. Teens who vow virginity have as much sex as others, more pregnancy,STDs
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Though this new study only enforces previous studies, it does help shine through all the present bigotry behind California's Proposition 8. I found this version of all this over at Pam's to have the most revenant links proving the point. Family Acceptance Project Releases Paper On LGB Youth Risk Factors

The various issues concerning Gay Rights are unique in that there is no skin coming off anyone else's nose. As such, this type of bigotry directed at gay men and women is just for the fun of it. Economic and intellectual wanting groups of people can suffer real or imagined fears of Hispanics and African Americans who may be coming to take their jobs, steal their flat screen TVs, or gangbang the neighborhood. But there is no substance to fear of any kind concerning gays. Well other than better fashion sense for rednecks.

There are two sets of facts in this study that gets to the base nastiness of it all. First is this one which the study was about.

Gay children of parents who either negatively respond to them OR give little or no positive feedback:

8.4 times more likely to report attempting suicide
5.9 times more likely to report high levels of depression
3.4 times more likely to report illegal drug use
3.4 times more likely to report having engaged in unprotected sexual intercourse

The second set of facts also reaffirms past studies showing gay teens, on average, aware of their sexuality early on:

Under 11: when they first experienced a same-sex attraction.
Just over 14 : when they realized they were gay.
Before 16: when they came out to their families.

This issue, where parents knowingly and purposefully push their own children into self loathing, depression, drug use, and suicide is more than enough reason for them, and everyone else, to immediately reject whatever the source of this kind of hateful, intolerant, degenerate, bullshit. It is deviant human behavior subsidized by Satan and orchestrated by the Anti Christ.

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Busy defense lawyer John Jacobs was almost never without his cell, nor is he without it now. The difference is that the phone was, and is working order, which sadly cannot be said for Jacobs. His beloved Motorola T720 was sent with him into eternity fully charged, where it continues to work beautifully after three years.

John's wife Marian Seltzer, who is also a defense lawyer, pays the monthly $55 phone bill, and lest anyone forget, his number is etched into his headstone beneath the words "Rest in Peace." An irony for those who feel harrassed by their cell phones, but we're assured Jacobs wouldn't want to be parted from it now or ever. I only hope that none of those who leave voice messages are clients in crisis who haven't received the news. A call back would be a "good news - bad news" affair of the Twilight Zone variety.

I so wish we knew whether it simply beeped, or played a certain song. Whatever the choice, it will forever be memorable for those present when the very first call rang in - at the end of the services for Jacobs. Son Simon laughs remembering the day, "The poor diggers, I thought they'd have a heart attack!" Indeed.

Simon, his brother, and mother leave messages on a regular basis and hear "Hi. You've reached the voice mail of John Jacobs. After you hear the beep, leave a voice mail and I will return your call." As far as we know, there have been no outgoing calls.

Selzer calls and keeps him up to date on matters of interest and concern. "Some people talk to God," Seltzer said. "I talk to my departed husband." Personally, I hope the battery holds a charge for an exceptionally long time. Odd News: Definately departed NY Attny John Jacobs still receiving cell calls in eternity
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Bristol Palin gave birth to a 7 pound bouncing baby boy over the weekend.

Mother Bristol Palin - in keeping with her mother naming Palin men (her brothers) after famous Tennessee Hillbillies, Track Tore and Trigg Err - named her boy Tripp. Like the father of the child is on a Tripp somewhere or other.

Some say that Tripp is a silly name, but not as silly as Boner or Headcheese. Bristol was probably informed by her Mother that damn, Moon Unit was already taken.

The father of the new boy, Levi Johnston (does everyone under 20 in Alaska has a silly name) is either up on the North Slope drill baby drilling or studying to be an electrician at some undisclosed location. Or perhaps hiding in Zimbabwe.

Thank BeJesus for electricians, we will not have to suffer another plumber in that gang of... of... Gosh, White House Hopefuls.

Perhaps they can find a white collar job for young Levi? With his Mom recently found to be a crank dealer and his possible Mother-in-Law having been found by her church NOT to be a witch, perhaps an office job in The Alaskan Institute of Funny Names?

This all seems to reinforce what the media has been drilling into us now for over a month. There is no difference between Caroline Kennedy and Sarah Palin, the Kennedy's are the same as the Palin's, well for conservative argument sake anyway.

I do not know why, but I am reminded of the greatest quote during the Monica Lewinsky debacle. When asked by reporters if what the much maligned Bill Clinton did was any different than what the much adored John Kennedy did, Arsenio Hall replied. "Are you kidding me?? Monica Lewisky is no Marilyn Monroe!"

Update:  People Magazine is offering the unwed couple $300,000 for pictures of the little bastard. Oh No! The Political Correctness ball just curved around 180 and kicked me in the ass!  Anyway, so much for electrician school.

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Is this the pathetic attempt I sense that it is? It's a Silly question I know, just like why of all things, are they building him a memorial "libary?" Facebook | Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article |

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